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Browsing Archive: November, 2011

For a given utility in relation to coffee and Christmas

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, November 30, 2011,
funny pictures - C'mon! Faster! She's in one helluva mood this morning!
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19h40 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 30 NOVEMBER 2011: Mein Own Motherdear (90 and in assisted living, know) is of that generation which believes practicality and utility, rather than vanity and selfish pride, should be the guiding principles of holiday-season gift giving. Not just for Christmas, but also for Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus and New Year's, depending on when you exchange gifts to friends and loved ones at this g...
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Declaration of Economic War is more dangerous than V?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, November 29, 2011,
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17h45 UTC; TUESDAY, 29 NOVEMBER 2011: Reader, which of the following scenarios would you consider to be a greater Declaration of Economic War:
  • The Arab League imposing socioeconomic sanctions on Syria in response to its sadistic and ultraviolent repression of peaceful civil-rights and pro-democracy protesters since spring (as official Syrian Government prolefeed insists is the case)?
  • That Georgia businessman ma...

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Economic crime and what is wonderful!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, November 28, 2011,
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18h05 UTC; MONDAY, 28 NOVEMBER 2011: By now, you've probably heard about that Georgia businessman who is making clear, and in no uncertain terms, that he has suspended all hiring for his company until such time as President Obama leaves office, contending that he may be a "closet Muslim who would sell out Our Dear Lovely Nation to Our Sworn Enemies" on the slightest of whim, let alone harbour socioeconomic po...
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Walmart in the context of Class Consciousness and preemptive

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, November 27, 2011,
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15h15 UTC; SUNDAY, 27 NOVEMBER 2011: Even when you take a hiatus from blogging, as Your Correspondent did over the now-winding-down Thanksgiving long weekend in our presumably "morally superior" United States (whose Antient and Peculiar Sovereignty, we are being forever told by right-wing prolefeed channels like Fox News Channel and conservative talkback radio, is all the more in Clear and Present Danger by D...
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I want to do something like that to understand what you are

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, November 23, 2011,


18h06 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 23 NOVEMBER 2011: Suffice it to say that Your Correspondent couldn't help but think of that particular advert (from the 23 November 1936 issue of Life magazine, its first as an illustrated weekly) in thinking of how to make this Thanksgiving-related post rather interesting. Especially when you stop and consider just how Politically and Socially Incorrect the advert's suggestion that a few good ciggies over the course of the Thanksgiving feast helps complement same by sti...
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Blessed be Arthur Crackpot and All His Subsidiaries, LLC

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, November 22, 2011,
funny pictures - So that's why you're always broke - you're giving money to all those poor women on the web who can't afford any clothes !!!
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19h55 UTC; TUESDAY, 22 NOVEMBER 2011: Tell me, reader, in all honesty, if there wasn't a case of very poor tact being displayed by GOP Presidential wannabe Newt Gingrich yesterday in calling for younger workers to take out private Retirement Savings Plans in Latinoamericano stylee as an option to save State Social Security from clear and present danger of collapse and bankruptcy, the better to "empower" the w...
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I go through the line to hysteria, and I must go down and I feel bad in front of it?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, November 21, 2011,
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18h35 UTC; MONDAY, 21 NOVEMBER 2011: With all the ongoing bizarre campaign statements from the GOP Presidential field to date for Indecision 2012 seeking to pander to the basest and most fanatical excesses of primitive patriotic emotion--the kind common to the Lower Classes, such as can be easily manipulate with appeals to jingoism, racism and xenophobia of latent nature, for the record--such should be enough...
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Suggested(?) Thanksgiving Table Talk Topics of Timeliness

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, November 20, 2011,
funny pictures-The outrages I have suffered here today will not be soon forgotton
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16h53 UTC; SUNDAY, 20 NOVEMBER 2011: Thursday being Thanksgiving Day in the United States, such is no doubt guaranteed to see plenty of opportunities for family reunions wholesale over the holiday dinner of turkey and the trims.

As well as plenty of opportunity for discussion on especially the timely topics in the headlines of the moment, a concept which (unfortunately) got started last year when now-disgraced...

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Letterposts in relation to the marketing of this work by that author

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, November 19, 2011,
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16h25 UTC; SATURDAY, 19 NOVEMBER 2011: In lieu of the more conventional brand of blogging material endemic to this work by its author, Your Correspondent has decided to explain his case for why he prefers to use a (howbeit primitive, by more established marketing standards) direct-mail approach to market his blog ... and why it is that he chooses to target independent, "old-school" motels by this means for th...
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Hysteria, thy delusional spell is everywhere (or so it seems)

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, November 18, 2011,
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18h12 UTC; FRIDAY, 18 NOVEMBER 2011: First, it was Penn State University's venerable football programme as was hit by charges of Indecent Sexual Liberties with Vulnerable Children vis-a-vis a charity run by a former football coach thereof which is supposed to help the vulnerable, forcing its president and its venerable longtime football coach to resign in disgrace and an assistant football coach to be put on ...
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It's what they say, is part of the United States and South Africa

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, November 17, 2011,
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18h29 UTC; THURSDAY, 17 NOVEMBER 2011: As Indecision 2012 draws all the closer, expect plenty of rather obnoxiously nativist, jingoist, even xenophobically sensationalistic rhetoric (or reasonable facsimilies thereof) in prolefeed form from the Religiopolitical Right, especially such as takes issue with President Barack Obama and his supposed lack of loyalty to what the Elmer Gantry crowd insists is, was and ...
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What is dead, do I become a big insult to our war why?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, November 16, 2011,
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18h12 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 16 NOVEMBER 2011: Your Correspondent was compelled to ask the question, howbeit rendered into Engrish, as is the title of this post today by certain rather asinine comments made by GOP Presidential wannabe Michelle Bachmann claiming that President Obama's recalling American troops from Iraq, essentially ending that phase of the ur-RAHOWA Against International Terrorism, without any resid...
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Dominated by the Angry White Male Chauvinism, "Tea Party"

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, November 15, 2011,
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14h56 UTC; TUESDAY, 15 NOVEMBER 2011: For such seeing themselves ideologically as the Guardians and Defenders of Traditional Values, the GOP/"Tea Party" crowd would have to take the cake, and then some--in particular when it comes to the likes of invoking "Traditional Values" as a patsy to excuse male-chauvinist, misogynist even, excesses as an article of faith in this respect.

And no doubt there's bound to b...

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Socioeconomic xenophobia, thy name is Michelle Bachmann

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, November 14, 2011,
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19h50 UTC; MONDAY, 14 NOVEMBER 2011: Overheard from Saturday night's GOP Presidential Candidates' Foreign Policy Debate comes word that Michelle Bachmann openly called for AmeriKKKa to be, in her words, "less socialist and more like China" when it came to socioeconomic recovery and salvation. Quoth AddictingInfo.org:
The "Great Society" has not worked and it’s put us into the modern welfare state....

If you look at China, they don’t have food stamps. If you look at China, th...

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Ah, the sweet smell of their class consciousness and the negative effects

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, November 13, 2011,
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15h57 UTC; SUNDAY, 13 NOVEMBER 2011: No wonder the Greater Conservative Prolefeed Masheen is as afraid of The Other 99%, and the "Occupy" movements they've inspired and dominated, as they are about such translating into Class Warfare which Threatens to Compromise and Undermine Our Dear Lovely Nation and her National and Sovereign Identity, Antient and Peculiar ... so much so, in fact, they have this notion (w...
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The crudest producerism, and then some

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, November 12, 2011,
engrish funny - Wong Way
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17h39 UTC; SATURDAY, 12 NOVEMBER 2011: To hear certain GOP Presidential wannabes in Indecision 2012 put it (when it's distilled to a Purity of Essence), AmeriKKKa belongs to the AmeriKKKans. AmeriKKKa = The World, and vice versa. Leave other nations alone, let them handle their own problems. 'n Volk red homself ("a people rescues itself"), starting with our "morally superior" AmeriKKKan such. And plenty others in much the same vein, come to think of it.

Which, unfortunately, sh...

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Talk about screws coming loose, and then some!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, November 11, 2011,
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19h20 UTC; FRIDAY, 11 NOVEMBER 2011: First off, Your Correspondent feels it necessary to have to relaunch this rather esoteric work by its author because of problems with the Yola Sitebuilder facility as prevent his being able to work on the original blog site ... and relaunching it with the name and stylee of this site, as opposed to merely "blog"; the better to give it a chance to get recognised better. "Br...
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