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Browsing Archive: August, 2012

Before the correspondent of holiday ideas

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, August 17, 2012,

00h UTC; SATURDAY, 18 AUGUST 2012: Reader, I would like to apologise in advance for the following Noble(?!) Experiment in using the old Engrish (with the help of Google Translate, know) vis-a-vis this the last post here in this blog for what (Your Correspondent hopes) will be a decent and reasonable interval from blogging, one which he can certainly use and appreciate.

Should you feel my recourse to Engrish at this time is a bit too much for the average reader of this blog to stomach to the po...

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FYI, innuendo is not the Italian for Preparation H

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, August 16, 2012,

00h UTC; THURSDAY, 16 AUGUST 2012: As you "morally superior" American readers may have heard, an attempt was made to shoot up the Washington offices of the so-called "Family Research Council" this morning, but was thwarted by a security officer.

Which has Your Correspondent wondering if the whole was actually an FRC setup, engineered all along to look like a "false flag" attack which could then be exploited by their Elmer Gantryite prolefeed drookies wholesale for prolefeed purposes most crude...

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A Very Useful Idiots and Morons Rescue Action League

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, August 13, 2012,

00h UTC; TUESDAY, 14 AUGUST 2012: What the Mitt Romney/Paul Ryan Presidential Campaign of Indecision 2012 doesn't want you to know about their "real" socioeconomic agenda, adamant as they are in their Luscious Glory of insisting that the defence of ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe is one with that of Our National and Sovereign Identity as a Peculiar Among the Nations (and wants nothing less than a Constitutiuonal Amendment establishing the "mere formality of legal recognition" th...
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No, I want to buy a peep of social media; thank you very much

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, August 12, 2012,
funny cat pictures - IN STORES NOW!
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00h UTC; SUNDAY, 12 AUGUST 2012: As if online social media sites (Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Pinterest, MySpace, &c.) weren't becoming all the more critical to website and weblog marketing strategems, it turns out there may be an emerging "dark side" to the whole thing: Recent revelations about Mitt Romney's sudden spike in Twitter followers and Rush Limbaugh's buying Facebook Likes just to save their reputations should be enough of a warning against ...
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How deep IS the Deep State?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, August 10, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Howd Ai Ends Up in Fresno?
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00h UTC; SATURDAY, 11 AUGUST 2012: Something for Congresslady Michelle Bachmann to start considering, and seriously: Videlicet, the clear and distinct possibility that her claims of "Muslim Brotherhood Infiltration!!" of the United States Government, especially in certain security-sensitive areas, may actually be--wait for it--a FORGERY of the highest order.

You heard that right: FORGERY. As in the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, that classic staple of anti-Semitic h...

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The Emerald City is really a guise of the Deep State

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, August 10, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Once mastered will move onto staring at hooman with disdain for long hours at a time.
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00h UTC; FRIDAY, 10 AUGUST 2012: In the continuing file known as "AmeriKKKa Should Be More Like China" (as in that conservative trope suggesting that the only way to hasten socioeconomic recovery and jobs creation is to embrace Chinese mindsets of onerous and blatant disregard for workers' rights, workplace safety and liberty generally), Your Correspondent understands where a criminal court (or what passes for it) in Beijing took but four hours Wednesday to hea...
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The Deep State beckons with deception

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, August 9, 2012,

00h UTC; THURSDAY, 9 AUGUST 2012: The preceding image, know, is Confirmed Historical Fact.

The specific taxation being enforced by this fourth-rate gunship was authorised in the Townshend Acts of 1766, which would eventually be repealed in large part March 3, 1770--the same day as the Boston Massacree, it turns out.

And its namesake happens to be the Cinque Port of New Romney on the southeast coast of England, itself equally famous for the Romney, Hythe and Dymchurch Railway (RHDR), the world's...

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Beneath the Deep State

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, August 8, 2012,
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00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 8 AUGUST 2012: Methinks what the GOP and their "Tea Party" drookies hath in mind for their ideal model of a "people-centred" concept of pension and Social Security "reform" is probably closer to that which the Afrikaner nationalists in South Africa had in mind in the late 1930's as part of their campaign for socioeconomically endowing the Afrikaner in his "rightful and natural place of dominance" with the ultimate goal of payback for British atrocities agai...
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You must know some fruitcakes

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, August 7, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Then serve me and begone.
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00h UTC; TUESDAY, 7 AUGUST 2012: As if the fallout from Sunday's Unfortunate Events at a Sikh temple in the Milwaukee suburb of Oak Creek in which seven were killed (including the gunman, now known to have been discharged from the Army and having past associations with "hate rock" bands) and scores injured weren't bad enough already, consider where science now proves what Jesus said in his Sermon on the Mount about "by their fruits ye shall know them;" i.e., those who listen t...
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Since when is what the exact cultural and economic freedom?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, August 6, 2012,
funny cat pictures - I dont wantz tu be fierd
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00h UTC; MONDAY, 6 AUGUST 2012: So much for the highly-delusional trope that GOP Presidential wannabe Mitt Romney has been pushing of late suggesting that there is, or otherwise must be, a natural interconnexion between Realkultur and socioeconomic prosperity according to the disciplines of ekonomesie vryheid (read: capitalism with AmeriKKKan characteristics, as suggested of conservative prolefeeders per Frank Luntz "to make the concept [of capitali...
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Sic transit gloria Verus America

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, August 4, 2012,
funny pictures - boss cat is watching you
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00h UTC; SATURDAY, 4 AUGUST 2012: As if yesterday's essay taking issue with the so-called "REAL AmeriKKKan" idealised and held up for the worst sort of emulation by conservative prolefeeders wasn't exactly good enough for you, gentle readers, perhaps it was time to follow up (as it were) by taking issue with the ideal of the so-called "REAL AmeriKKKa" espoused by these same prolefeed types as the Last Hope and Rescue for Our Dear Lovely Natio...
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Sic transit gloria Verus American

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, August 3, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Happy Independence Day, American Cheezfriends!
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00h UTC; FRIDAY, 3 AUGUST 2012: So much for the so-called "REAL AmeriKKKan" that conservative prolefeed, and the prolefeeders as produce it, holds up as the ideal as will Reclaim Our Dear Lovely Nation from itself.

Who, more often than not, tends to be from the ranks of "poor white trash"--socioeconomically dispossessed, marginalised even, the sort seeing poverty, fecundity and ignorance to be as much the Holy Trinity as the Father, Son and Holy Spirit in the Low Churc...

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What makes a useless imagination produce prolefeed

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, August 1, 2012,
funny cat pictures - I was looking outside. Never said I wanted to GO outside.
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00h UTC; THURSDAY, 2 AUGUST 2012: Onward:
  • As "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day" is observed among the Elmer Gantryite brand of "REAL AmeriKKKans" as a show of loyalty to the dubious conflation of Traditional Christian Values with ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe, maybe it was time to start wondering if the prolefeed from such of that ilk will start overdoing it on the glowingly apologetic, maudlin even, for apartheid South Africa from the perspective of the "...

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