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Browsing Archive: July, 2012

How useless imagination is processed into information

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 31, 2012,
funny cat pictures - IN SLOW MO, TOO
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00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 1 AUGUST 2012: So a new month dawneth upon us all, and such is no reason not to stop discussing about the Things That Matter. Such as:
  • The fact of China's Xinhua news agency taking GOP Presidential wannabe Mitt Romney to task for his "hawkish" remarks during the weekend stop in Israel vis-a-vis the Palestinian Question, in its turn raising questions of subtle racism being a super-secret part of the Greater GOP/"Tea Party" agenda in Indecision 2012 as a who...

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How does useless imagination inspire information?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, July 30, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Pssst! Hey, look here!
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00h UTC; TUESDAY, 31 JULY 2012: So let's get on wih things, shall we, readers:
  • With quite a few farmers in drought-stricken areas of the Midwest culling their cattle and hog herds due to the drought and limited feedstocks, some are suggesting that there could be a brief, yet substantial, glut of cheap beef and pork onto the market before prices start rising big time. Not to mention cheap mutton from New Zealand, to the chagrin of sheep farmers in the Midwestern and Roc...

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How can useless information stoke the imagination?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, July 30, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Plus or minus
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00h UTC; MONDAY, 30 JULY 2012: A few things worth thinking about preparatory to July's segue into August:
  • If there's one thing as could be the saving grace for many thousands of drought-afflicted farmers across the Midwestern states trying to save their livelihoods from the worst such in 52 years (as per official records, know), it would have to be hay from Minnesota, where rain still manages to be abundant in large measure: Quite a few farmers in cent...

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Strange-flavour noodles with hand-shredded ass meat

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, July 28, 2012,
funny pictures of cats with captions
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00h UTC; SATURDAY, 28 JULY 2012: For starters, readers, Your Correspondent would like to announce where it's now a little easier to send Your Correspondent e-mail feedback off this very weblog, be it comment, criticism, suggestions, &c., &c., in respect of this very concept: Just scroll down to the bottom of the page and there you'll find the e-mail feedback form for to contact me; the better to avoid exploit...
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No result beyond freckled tofu-making girl

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, July 27, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Teh soul train's broke
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00h UTC; FRIDAY, 27 JULY 2012: Let's get on with it already, readers:
  • It appears as if the case against Aurora Theatre Massacree assailant James Holmes could be emerging, howbeit bit by bit: A University of Colorado professor reportedly received in the letterposts about a week before the Unfortunate Events a sketchbook filled with lurid details and stick-figure drawings showing a mass-murder incident that has attracted police enquiries. (In an unrelated v...

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Roasted cowboy leg

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 25, 2012,
funny cat pictures - o hai.
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00h UTC; THURSDAY, 26 JULY 2012: Onward, and then some, reader:
  • Expect conspiracist prolefeeders to be working overtime in their Luscious Glory of misinformation and mischief targeting the Great Unwashed Masses vis-a-vis the real motivations of Aurora Theatre Massacree suspect James Holmes, especially considering where the court in Arapahoe County, Colorado has banned cameras and detailed coverage of the pre-trial proceedings when they resume wit...

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Strange flavour overblown noodles

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 25, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Fails The Dangly Toy Sobriety Test
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00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 25 JULY 2012: Let's proceed with the topics to hand today, shall we:
  • So where exactly is the evidence certain far-right prolefeeders claim is extant to suggest that James Holmes, the suspect in last Friday's Aurora Theatre Massacree, was actually set up by the Obama Administration to carry out same in Manchurian Candidate-stylee so as to excuse "emergency powers" including suspension of the Constitution generally and the Second Amendment ...

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Crossing gladly the bear eyes

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 24, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Wat kind of sorcery is this?!
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00h UTC; TUESDAY, 24 JULY 2012: No wonder conservatives have no regard for the old saying about "trust is earned, not given" vis-a-vis social media across Teh Innerwebz, as recent revelations of Rush Limbaugh's resorting to buying(!!) Facebook Likes for to inflate support numbers for his "Conservative Babes for Rush" group and GOP Presidential wannabe (howbeit increasingly unlikely to secure the nomination in Tampa, if The Huffington Post is to be b...
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Bearing the cross-eyed gladly

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, July 22, 2012,
funny cat pictures - how low can you go
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00h UTC; MONDAY, 23 JULY 2012: Plenty of stuff worth tossing about for discussion, be it in response to this post or in its Facebook presence; hence, onward:
  • By now, you've heard that The State University of Pennsylvania (to use the polite name of Penn State), in response to the Infamous Pedophilia Scandal afflicting its storied football programme, removed its shrine-like statue of its late and at once beloved head football coach, Joe Paterno by name, just this morn...

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Soon, you can wear this blog it works!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, July 21, 2012,


22h47 UTC; SATURDAY, 21 JULY 2012: Having been inspired by the lead-off cartoon in GroobieCat's Facebook presence, reader, Your Correspondent has decided to launch his very own Zazzle-powered T-shirt and ephemera shop, the better to help improve the "brand awareness" of this somewhat esoterically snarky presence on Teh Innerwebz (and, on the side, try to earn some money for Your Correspondent against the clear and present danger of severe Social Security benefit cuts as some conservative zeal...
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Moving from the ridiculous to the illogically insane

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, July 21, 2012,
funny cat pictures - U fassinate meh
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00h UTC; SATURDAY, 21 JULY 2012: No wonder the Unfortunate Events at the Century 16 filmdrome in Aurora, CO as have prompted President Obama to order Old Glory to half-staff on government buildings and United States military bases until next Wednesday "as a mark of respect" have unleashed some of the most baselessly illogical responses from the weird and unwholesome who call themselves "patriots" and "guardians of liberty" in the face of what they imagine to be the Lo...
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What Pearl of Great Price this Amerikanischer Realkultur?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, July 20, 2012,
funny cat pictures - It's not paranoia if they are out to get you.
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15h15 UTC; FRIDAY, 20 JULY 2012: By now, you may or may not be aware of the Unfortunate Events as unfolded overnight at the Century 16 filmdrome multiplex in the Denver suburb of Aurora during the midnight screening of Batman: The Dark Knight Rises (PG-13, citing "Intense Sequences of Ultraviolence and Action, Some Sensuality and Language") as saw the martyrdom of 12 people and the wounding of 50 others, with many of the witnesses thinking the unfolding events were part of the...
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Meanwhile, at the Lard Lad Donut Shop

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, July 20, 2012,


00h UTC; FRIDAY, 20 JULY 2012: As if the Romneys' questioning the True Patriot Love of the AmeriKKKan People and Nation (so long as their defining standard of "nation" was that encapsulate in the racist acronym ORION, as in "Our Race Is Our Nation") wasn't disgusting enow to reach for the old bicarbonate (especially imagining the prospect of the "New World Order" goosestepping it, Nazi-stylee, onto our shores without warning or provocation), there's plenty of other stuff as needs discussing a...
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The joy of sucking on bubbles in the country people's fashion

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 18, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Your house cleaning antics do not amuse me
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00h UTC; THURSDAY, 19 JULY 2012: For all the platitudes about a "people-centred" socioeconomic paradigm, economic stimulus even, being The Last and Only Hope for Saving "REAL AmeriKKKa" From Itself (as per the GOP, the "Tea Party" and their "astroturf" prolefeed troubadors, expecting ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe to be the foundation thereof), you certainly have to wonder if their concept is on a par with that as promoted by Afrikaner nationalists und...
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Spam hand-shredded by girl with freckles

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 18, 2012,
funny cat pictures - And you think I, your kitteh, are unreasonable? Yeesh.
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00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 18 JULY 2012: Even if the insane heat and humidity (which the Elmer Gantryites will insist is a show of Divine Warning that God is Preparing to Remove His Divine Hand of Protection, a/k/a the Invisible Hand of the Marketplace, From Our Dear Nation Unless Ons, Die Volk Go Into Self-Abasement Before His Powerful and Mighty Majesty and Glory) isn't bordering on driving the likes of Your Correspondent creatively insane to the point of satirical, let's g...
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The temple explodes the illogical boneless chicken

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 17, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Actually we will probably have a whole litter of em.
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00h UTC; TUESDAY, 17 JULY 2012: Onward, readers, for there's plenty to discuss and debate:
  • In an attempt (howbeit vainglorious) to deflect the attention of Boobus Americanus from the Bain Capital imbroglio, GOP Presidential wannabe Mitt Romney's campaign has produced a selectively-edited online video suggesting that President Obama gave preferential treatment to campaign donors ("spoils," they used to call it), closing with the rhetorically-leaning query "Fine for the ...

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Strange fruit-flavour noodles

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, July 15, 2012,
funny cat pictures - this is my opinion of ur opinion
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00h UTC; MONDAY, 16 JULY 2012: So let's get started already with this discussion, and then some:
  • Proof that "buying" Facebook Likes is not the best way to win friends nor influence on Teh Innerwebz generally nor social media specifically, as it's potentially fraudulent, insincere or even questionable.
  • It's not President Obama as is "drunk with power" to the extent that "the Republic is in danger": Methinks such prolefeed current from "Tea Party" types reeks of racist pr...

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What cultural ideal soldier

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, July 14, 2012,
bipedal cat is next stage of evolushun - lolcats.com


00h UTC; SATURDAY, 14 JULY 2012: In public, those on the Right seeing themselves as "culture warriors" (howbeit in their own minds, and for their own delusional Luscious Glory above all else) want to use the so-called "music shows" of Branson as a more realistically AmeriKKKan litmus defining test for what constitutes an ideal Amerikanischer Leikultur as "reflects our National Character and Identity" from a so-called "REAL AmeriKKKan" standpoint and perspective, New York and Hollywood perenni...
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Need for development of the "people-centred economic freedom"

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, July 13, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Sometimes I question my sanity.
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00h UTC; FRIDAY, 13 JULY 2012: With the stock line of the GOP and their drookies in the so-called "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement insisting that the reelection of President Barack Obama will pose Clear and Present Danger to Our National Character and Identity, Our Dear Lovely Nation and the Bible-Believing Christian Values Such Was Founded Upon and Our Morally-Superior Free-Enterprise Paradigm, such has got to have the average Real American (as opposed to the simulation of obviou...
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Sure to follow tea with Good Mrs. Murphy

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, July 12, 2012,
funny cat pictures - OVERCOME BY HIS OWN STUDLINESS, FLUFFMASTER G FAINTED AT THE SIGHT OF HIS GORGEOUS BODY.
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00h UTC; THURSDAY, 12 JULY 2012: Perhaps it was time that we got on to business, as it were, with the topics to hand:
  • No wonder the "Tea Party" must be salivating unto its Luscious Glory at the Chapter 9 bankruptcy filings by Stockton, CA; Scranton, PA; and now San Bernadino, CA, citing reduced tax receipts and the increased cost burden of health cover under pension plans for retired city employees as the rationale behind said bankruptcy filings (and, in Scranton's case,...

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It kicks a bowel pain?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 10, 2012,
STOP POSTING - lolcats.com


00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 11 JULY 2012: So much for GOP Presidential wannabe Mitt Romney's using the "kick in the gut" analogy against President Obama when it's Romney who lacks any semblance of clear and coherent cluedo vis-a-vis his socioeconomic agenda beyond a supposed defence of "economic freedom" (read: capitalism with AmeriKKKan characteristics) being integral to Our National and Sovereign Identity: IIBC, the Afrikaner nationalists down South Africa way were metaphorically whining as much ab...
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Followed surely by the Good Mrs. Murphy

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 10, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Have some consideration...
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00h UTC; TUESDAY, 10 JUNE 2012: So let's get on with the discussion already without further delay:
  • With some 64,000 computers in the United States (and some 250,000 worldwide) expected to lose Innerwebz access after the FBI's redirect servers vis-a-vis the DNS Redirector mouchikware scam out of Estonia about a year back were shut down overnight, Your Correspondent has to wonder if some of the worst hit thereby were such owned by those with extremist right-wing connexions, in pa...

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Good Mrs. Murphy follows me fer sher

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, July 9, 2012,
joey and dusty - lolcats.com


00h UTC; MONDAY, 9 JULY 2012: Your Correspondent wishes to apologise to Janice from Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem (per The Muppet Show in its day) for providing some semblance of inspiration for the titling of today's blog post; "fer sher" was Janice's characteristic catchphrase of approval, obviously under the influence of Southern California surfing culture and its argot. (Any Muppet fans out there wishing to elaborate somewhat on this point can leave comments following this post.)

As fo...

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Sure to be followed by Good Mrs. Murphy

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, July 7, 2012,
Wait for it... - lolcats.com


14h UTC; SATURDAY, 7 JULY 2012: Rare is the occasion that Your Correspondent feels compelled by force of compulsion, ennui, what have you, to produce a second post to this somewhat snarky and yet esoterically-inclined blog on the same day ... but this seems to be the case today with Your Correspondent for some reason or another.

For starters, kindly look off to the side of the page: You'll notice where I've finally relaunched the section given over to the Weekly Roundups for these posts, and t...

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People are the True Center of economic recovery

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, July 7, 2012,
funny pictures - Last Pack Before I Quit. I Swear.
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00h UTC; SATURDAY, 7 JULY 2012: So much for RepubliKKKan Presidential wannabe Mitt Romney, in response to flat unemployment and jobs-creation figures released this morning, claiming that "this is a time for AmeriKKKa to choose"--which, to his campaign and the "social benefit" SuperPAC's for and on behalf thereof, means a "people-centred" model of socioeconomic recovery expected to be spontaneous, wholehearted...
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Worth sharing the concern's inconvenient truth

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, July 5, 2012,
PEW PEW PEW! - lolcats.com


00h UTC; FRIDAY, 6 JULY 2012: So much for that conservative article of faith insisting that prolefeed issues be distilled to the point of encapsulation into simple, easily understood concepts ... and that the masses blindly accept such without question or reservation: Your Correspondent just so happens to have plenty such which are deserving as much of your Notice and Attention as their being shared (responsibly, of course) to that point where, hopefully, such will actually manage to have con...
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Defines the center of the people's economic freedom

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 4, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Fluffy learned the hard way that winning the jello-shot contest last night was probably not worth the pain she now endured.
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00h UTC; THURSDAY, 5 JULY 2012: No wonder the GOP and their "Tea Party" drookies must have this fetish for insisting that, in corporatising certain "failed and failing" agencies, institutions and schemes of the State (among them Social Security, welfare, the Postal Service and health-care reform), such would actually make same all the more "people-centred" than the present "bureauracy-centred" models by virtue of such being expected to "embrace renewed healthy respect for self...
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Once again, we are reminded that "eternal vigilance is the price of liberty"

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 4, 2012,


00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 4 JULY 2012: As our supposedly "morally-superior" (or so the Christian Patriot Right expects us to think as Happy Little Vegemites For My God and My Country) United States marks its 236th birthday as a sovereign entity in its own right, as of natural right, perhaps it was time that we Real Americans (as opposed to the simulation of poverty, fecundity and ignorance as can be manipulated to the extent required, as required) stood to realise that threats to Our Dear Lovely Na...
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Good Mrs. Murphy is sure to follow me

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 3, 2012,


00h UTC; TUESDAY, 3 JULY 2012: Considering where much of the "morally superior" United States is baking under record or near-record heat which, for the most part, may be the byproduct of global warming (conservative prolefeed notwithstanding), and with a full moon set for sunset this evening, Your Correspondent has to wonder how insane the United States could be even further in these Interesting Times. Nonetheless, he's trying to stay as cool as possible under the circumstances.

But then again...

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Surely good Mrs. Murphy will follow me

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, July 2, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Out of the blue, he began to speak in tongues and claim the spirit of the Lord had entered his body. It was later determined to be bad gas.
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00h UTC; MONDAY, 2 JULY 2012: Make no mistake about this, reader: The Elmer Gantryite prolefeeders must be working overtime this weekend, in their Luscious Glory of paranoia serving His Name and Will, coming up with the finest in Divine Wrath and Judgment prolefeed to explain Friday evening's derecho wave roughly parallel to The National Road (parallel to present-day I-70/US 40, for the most part) and continuing parallel to I-64 on to tidewater.

The end result of which was some...

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