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Browsing Archive: June, 2012

Still cross-eyed, yet bearly "people-centred"

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, June 30, 2012,
engrish funny - I'm A Fan Of People Style
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00h UTC; SATURDAY, 30 JUNE 2012: So much for the insistence of House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (GOP/VA), in the wake of yesterday's Supreme Court ruling upholding health-care reforms, that the only way to "provide the kind of health care the AmeriKKKan people want" is to "completely and finally" repeal the Affordable Care Act and replace it with--what exactly?

And how do we know such will actually be "people-centred", as you forever seem to insist absent clear and specific de...

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Cross-eyed, yet bearly "people-centred"

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, June 29, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Classic LOLcat
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00h UTC; FRIDAY, 29 JUNE 2012: Your Correspondent feels it best to explain beforehand that he was thinking somewhat about the following last evening, as Our Dear Lovely and Morally-Superior Nation was holding its collective breath over how the Supreme Court would rule on ObamaCare's legality ... and just this morning, we found out that such WAS Constitutionally kosher inasmuch as the mandatory health-cover mandate was within the Constitutional taxation mandate delegated unto C...
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Bearly cross-eyed, and glad for it

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, June 28, 2012,

00h UTC; THURSDAY, 28 JUNE 2012: As Your Correspondent writes this blog post here in the Greater Minnwissippi, it's rather muggy as catch-all (a Heat Advisory being up until 20h local time this evening), and not even the overnight is expected to provide any sort of relief absent decent and working air-conditioning in one's house (or, in my case, apartment). Even tomorrow, in fact, things are expected to continue getting rather muggy with heat indices approaching 100 degrees Fahrenheit ... and...
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Gladly cross-eyed and taking Bare Ass Prin

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, June 27, 2012,

00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 27 JUNE 2012: Perhaps it was time that we just "got down to business," as it were, with today's topics:

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Glad to be cross-eyed and bare nekkid

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, June 26, 2012,

00h UTC; TUESDAY, 26 JUNE 2012: So let's get on with the topics to hand already:

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Gladly that cross-eyed bear

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, June 25, 2012,
Ehh.. A Wize Guy Heh? -

00h22 UTC; MONDAY, 25 JUNE 2012: Guess who's laughing now at all the predictions about gas prices rising to around $4/gallon by about this time over the winter: Credit the deteriorating socioeconomic situation (especially in Europe) and improvements in refining technology for where gas prices have started falling(!!) for the last several weeks, to the point where some are predicting that the price for a gallon of regular unleaded could fall to as much as $2.75/gallon by the time of the Americ...
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Is not a free economy for the economic slavery

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, June 24, 2012,

00h UTC; SUNDAY, 24 JUNE 2012: Sadly, Happy Valley isn't so happy anymore: You may recall where, Friday evening (United States time), former State University of Pennsylvania (alias Penn State) assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky was found guilty on 45 of 48 counts of Sexual Assault of Minors in connexion with his involvement in The Second Mile, a charity designed to serve disadvantaged and at once deserving youth, meaning that he may likely serve the rest of his natural life in gaol.


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Involvement of a typical delusion of grandeur of the typical village

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, June 23, 2012,

00h UTC; SATURDAY, 23 JUNE 2012: First off, some Appy Polly Loggies are in order for the outage at (link following), which has been a boon of late for traffic generation to this website in some measure, especially considering Entrecard's uncertain status over recent months ... never mind where my ISP doesn't exactly think too kindly of them (but then again, readers, can you think of other credible traffic-swaps apropos blogs such as this?).

But then, we've got other worthwhile...

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Just as well, including the village of atypical mask fancy

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, June 22, 2012,

00h UTC; FRIDAY, 22 JUNE 2012: First off, Twitter would like to apologise to each and every one of you as were afflicted by problems through much of the day on their part as translated into frustration on the part of the Greater Twitterspherez, Yours Truly included.

Onward, then, with the topics at hand:
  • In its Luscious Glory of insistence that AmeriKKKan socioeconomic policy (especially in terms of socioeconomic recovery) must be at once "people-centred, not bureauracy-centred" (as in "born ou...

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Including the typical fantasy of atypical township

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, June 21, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Basement Cat Dad iz disappoynt Son iz "artistic"
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00h10 UTC; THURSDAY, 21 JUNE 2012: In case you weren't aware of it, at least one (pseudo)religious evangel is pushing for such "REAL AmeriKKKans" of the "Good Christian" persuasion to, as a show of protest in the Direction Our Dear Lovely Nation is Heading, write in the name of Jesus Christ for President in the November elections.

Why not just write in the name of Basement Cat for similar effect, and be done with it?


Meanwhile, you can just imagine certain Elmer Ga...

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Join the typical fantasy atypical district

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, June 20, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Iz a gwowin kitteh kat y'know.
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17h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 20 JUNE 2012: OK, OK, let's get down to business:
  • And you thought the "Birther" element, and the prolefeeders sustaining them, were trying to make things miserable enow for President Obama's reelection, and the supporters thereof: Imagine how certain hard-wired types in the Southern Baptist Convention--or should that be "Great Commission Baptists"?--are reacting to the election of its first ever President of colour, by name Rev. Fred Luter, i...

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Atypically including a typical commune in your fantasy

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, June 19, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Classic LOLcat
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15h48 UTC; TUESDAY, 19 JUNE 2012: Talk about summer fast approaching: Here in the Minnwissippi, where Your Correspondent is based, it's going to be rather warm and muggy to such extent that heat indices could be in the 95-100 degrees Fahrenheit range by suppertime ... with some blessed relief expected in the form of thunderstorms as could prove rather dangerous (and then some) from late evening on unto the overnight. (In fact, some strong/severe stuff prevailed to the north ...
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This is a typical city of your involvement in atypical prolefeed

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, June 19, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Don't bother me. I'm trying to remember Plan B.
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01h22 UTC; TUESDAY, 19 JUNE 2012: No wonder the GOP's agenda for Saving "REAL AmeriKKKa" From Itself is as riddled with doublethink big-big time as it is: They may claim to be the Defenders and Guardians of said "REAL AmeriKKKa" and the Traditional Bible-Centrist Values thereby represented, but they insist that any such plan of rescue conform to ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe as the fountainhead and ideal therefor ... all the while insisting through...
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Delusions of grandeur of the atypical of your typical city involved

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, June 18, 2012,
funny pictures - Cardboard Dreams Cat
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15h44 UTC; MONDAY, 18 JUNE 2012: As we all know, boys and girls, the Greater GOP Agenda and Related Articles of Faith relative to Indecision 2012 insist that only a hard-wired, unyielding, orthodox even, acceptance of the interconnexion between ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe and Our National and Sovereign Identity as a Peculiar Among the Nations will save Our Dear Lovely and Morally-Superior Mo...
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Tea the last party demand

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, June 15, 2012,
funny cat pictures - post-haste
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16h24 UTC; FRIDAY, 15 JUNE 2012: As if the articles of faith among so-called "Tea Party" types insisting that only ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe is best equipped to create jobs as will Reclaim the Prosperity of Our Dear Lovely Nation wasn't rather absurd and illogical enough (especially because the premise therefor is that such jobs would be created spontaneously and out of the goodness of Corporate AmeriKKKa's Heart), along comes word of an Impo...
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Cell biological vitality is always a weakness

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, June 14, 2012,
funny pictures of cats with captions
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17h34 UTC; THURSDAY, 14 JUNE 2012: From George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty Four, in which O'Brien explains to Winston the "why and wherefore" of the Party's belief that the Self must always be subordinate to the Greater Collective Whole of the Party:
"You are thinking," he [O'Brien] said, "that my face is old and tired. You are thinking that I talk of power, and yet I am not even able to prevent the decay of my o...

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Keep on encycling

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, June 13, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Day take my stapler one more time, I am burning dis place down.
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19h56 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 13 JUNE 2012: If it's not one problem getting this posted timely, it seems to be another: Just as Yola launches a new version of the SiteBuilder platform as makes this site possible just today, it turns out there's a bug as prevented the toggling between WYSIWYG ("what-you-see-is-what-you-get") and HTML formatting, and vice versa, in the blogging widget, prompting a problem ticket having to be issued in respect thereof.

And now that it's since corrected, ...

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Still encycling

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, June 12, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Get the Drano,hon! The sink's clogged again!
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17h33 UTC; TUESDAY, 12 JUNE 2012: How about we just get on with what this somewhat esoterically caustic blog is all about, then?
  • The primary reason many businessmen are ignoring GOP Presidential wannabe-presumptive Mitt Romney's call for Putting AmeriKKKa Back to Work Through Jobs Creation, methinks, is because they consider the defeat of President Obama to be a "more pressing priority" at the moment than jobs creation. Never mind such likely to translate into a socioeconomic ...

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Love me, love my blog

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, June 11, 2012,

15h12 UTC; MONDAY, 11 JUNE 2012: As the journalistic "silly season" (otherwise known as the summer months) is upon us, not even bloggers like Your Correspondent can be immune from the effects therefrom ensuing, which can be put down, for the most part, to the warm weather and a general lack of serious material for the news cycle requiring the Fourth Estate to kill time and space the best way it can.

And I suppose the leading image to today's post (thanks to Facebook for making it available in ...

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Encycling further

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, June 11, 2012,
funny pictures
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00h01 UTC; MONDAY, 11 JUNE 2012: First off, I suppose some of you are probably thinking that Ricola is just herbal cough drops as in all those adverts on the vidiot's box--think again, thanks to (with whom Your Correspondent has an e-tailer affiliation whence he could earn money from your purchases off this very presence on Teh Innerwebz):

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But then again, there's plenty of other business to ...

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Encycling through

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, June 10, 2012,
funny cat pictures - THIS IS HOW WE MEW IT
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14h29 UTC; SUNDAY, 10 JUNE 2012: So let's get on with it already:

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Fixed Blade really is these days?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, June 10, 2012,

01h19 UTC; SUNDAY, 10 JUNE 2012: First, readers, I do acknowledge that the title was inspired by Gillette's TV advertising slogan from the 1950's, "How are ya fixed for blades?", in case you ask--howbeit Engrishfied in the interest of enhancing attention and readers.

In any event, given this somewhat tasteless poster from over a century back, Your Correspondent has to wonder if there's still some of you, in your Luscious Glory of overwrought masculinity needing to be made manifest to the point...

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Encycling right along

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, June 9, 2012,

14h13 UTC; SATURDAY, 9 JUNE 2012: Looking at the poster as leads off today's post, readers, maybe it was time to ask yourselves "Exactly what part of 'jobs creation' doesn't the GOP/'Tea Party' crowd get?"

But then again, there are Other Interesting Topics as deserve your due and timely attention; know:
  • If you thought those who supervise summer recreational programmes in your neighbourhood were a Clear and Present Danger to the Peace, Safety and Good Welfare of Your Children (as in being Closet...

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Unfortunately, go to dollar store only so far

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, June 8, 2012,
funny cat pictures - You may regard this photograph
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18h48 UTC; FRIDAY, 8 JUNE 2012: So much for the idea that shopping at "dollar stores" (concentrated mostly in lower-income or otherwise socioeconomically-disadvantaged "group areas") would actually translate into serious value for money, especially when it comes to personal-care and hygiene items: Notwithstanding the inherent appeal thereof to as much the "value-conscious" as the "Wise Use" crowd (the latter probably including "Tea Party" and other too-obnoxiously-self-conscio...
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Encycling onward and upward

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, June 8, 2012,
engrish funny - It's Been 6 Years, And I Can Still Taste This Cheese
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00h46 UTC; FRIDAY, 8 JUNE 2012: On to the topics of the moment, boys and girls:
  • So much for the so-called "triumphant hero" of Tuesday night, as in Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, calling for "working together" with a Legislature whose Senate is expected to have Democratic dominance, howbeit by a slim majority: Doesn't this exactly call to mind many an e-mail of the "419" scam sort whose Subject line will say something like "Let's Work Together!", "For Mutual Benefit," "Please...

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We now return to encycling

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, June 7, 2012,
engrish funny - Homogenized Revolution?
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15h24 UTC; THURSDAY, 7 JUNE 2012: You may want to watch especially (and scrupulously close) the online campaign prolefeed videos of GOP Presidential wannabe-presumptive Mitt Romney (still from Uranus, AFAIK), and for good reason: One blogger hath it that such may be dropping a none-too-subtle suggestion that Governor Romney's campaign is about the survival of White, Bible-Believing Christian "REAL AmeriKKKa" pure and simple.

Yet he doesn't want to let slip as much tacitly; i.e....

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Socioeconomic recourse publishing model

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, June 7, 2012,

00h UTC; THURSDAY, 7 JUNE 2012: In its collective Luscious Glory insistence upon a purely "people-centred" model of socioeconomic recovery "born out of the Volk to serve the Volk" in the name of "taxpayer value" (as in "creating jobs and socioeconomic empowerment" among the "REAL AmeriKKKans***in clear need of work," or so the meme goes), you can just imagine certain specimens of conservative, "Tea Party" even, Zealotry and True Belief pushing as their ideal vehicle in aid thereof a concept r...
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I found. See all game disguise

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, June 6, 2012,
Funny Pictures - Cat Gifs
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15h54 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 6 JUNE 2012: With Wisconsin Governor Scott "Wisconsin IS Open for Business" Walker (who, know, is STILL from Uranus) surviving the recall attempt against him yesterday, Your Correspondent, for one, just has to wonder:
  • if Governor Walker is going to start playing the "plausible deniability" card (a/k/a doublethink) overtime to further excuse his acts, deeds and exploits against the prospec...

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Wisconsin was never the cheesier

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, June 5, 2012,
funny pictures of cats with captions
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16h47 UTC; TUESDAY, 5 JUNE 2012: So this is what it all boils down to across the Mississippi River from where Your Correspondent is based (otherwise known as the State of Wisconsin) with current Governor (and "Tea Party" drookie) Scott Walker in the political fight for his life against his Indecision 2010 rival for the same office, Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett.

In fact, such is only the third time ever in Ameri...

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AmeriKKKa is really inappropriate permissions

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, June 4, 2012,
engrish funny - I'd Rather Not
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16h45 UTC; MONDAY, 4 JUNE 2012: So let me get the following straight:

To the RepubliKKKan Party, their ideological drookies known as the Greater "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement, and their equally-ideological drookies in the Elmer Gantryite ranks of the Christian Right, the only viable channel for AmeriKKKan socioeconomic recovery as benefits "REAL AmeriKKKa" and the "REAL AmeriKKKan" is that which:
  1. is based solely on ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe as the prevailing p...

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More encycling

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, June 4, 2012,

01h32 UTC; MONDAY, 4 JUNE 2012: Tell me, in all honesty, if what we have here in the following specimen of a variant on the "419" scam letter seeking someone to donate the proceeds of one's fortune to charity work is nothing less than outdated ideas such as the Christian Right would love to reinstate in their desire to Reclaim Our Dear Lovely Nation as God's Own Country, claiming from abeyance the title apartheid South Africa had to abandon when apartheid itself was consigned to history's ash...
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Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, June 3, 2012,
funny cat pictures - They named their cat "Windows"
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14h27 UTC; SUNDAY, 3 JUNE 2012: Homestly: Is Florida Governor Rick Scott, under the banner of "protecting electoral purity and integrity", seeking to play the Napoleon-stylee canard of l'etat c'est moi ("I am the State") by playing the "states' rights" canard to excuse wholesale unilateral voter-suppression tactics without Federal permission (with the several counties across The Sunshine State refusing to play along), risking in effect a major showdown as could require Federa...
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Encycled mo' bettah

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, June 2, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Lolcats: Ai not wistening...
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17h26 UTC; SATURDAY, 2 JUNE 2012: First off, to the readers of this blog between Land's End and John O'Groats, I just hope you're enjoying yourselves on this the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Long Weekend--responsibly and sanely, of course. And Your Correspondent sends best wishes to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II on this most joyous and solemn occasion for what remains of the British Empire.

In any case, onward to ...

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Encycled further

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, June 1, 2012,
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16h30 UTC; FRIDAY, 1 JUNE 2012: Could it be that Wisconsin's Great Recall on Tuesday may wind up being so close to call when the polls statewide close, the result may be enough to trigger mandatory recounts of the final result as can be quickly exploited by the weird and unwholesome seeing Governor Scott Walker, the target of the whole, to be a Hero and Role-Model for Right-Thinking White, Racially-Aware, Bible-Believing Christian Youth not unlike Hitler back in Nazi Germany o...
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