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Browsing Archive: March, 2012

Authentic Queers and Fake Virgin

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 31, 2012,
funny pictures - I control your world.
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21h20 UTC; SATURDAY, 31 MARCH 2012: As if Wisconsin's pending Great Recall against Governor Scott Walker wasn't expected to be nasty enow (and worse), especially because of prolefeed financed from interstate, it's emerging that the RepubliKKKan Party of Wisconsin is resorting to an old reliable device from past recalls against legislators, that of Trick and Deception which seeks to drag out the primary all the further, to be excused as "For My God and My Country" (with the ta...
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Are we really YOU?!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, March 30, 2012,
funny pictures of cats with captions
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17h24 UTC; FRIDAY, 30 MARCH 2012: The so-called "National Organisation for Marriage" (NOM), subject of a massive expose by the Human Rights Campaign into its political and prolefeed strategems thanks to a recent court ruling, seems to have some rather awkward delusions about the Clear and Present Danger Gay Marriage Poses to Our National and Sovereign Identity as a Peculiar Among the Nations which reek of the...
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How to save is your own people

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, March 29, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Yeah. LIKE YOU DON'T!
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17h50 UTC; THURSDAY, 29 MARCH 2012: While it may be a good idea to push mutual self-help and cooperativism as ideal ways to help in empowering the heretofore socioeconomically-distressed (including such thus reduced by way of the shifting socioeconomic paradigm driven mostly by Ayn Rand Thought-influenced Realpolitik), Your Correspondent is not the sort to push for a model which calls for giving "ideological and moral instruction" precedence over the practical such, as if sugg...
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Ponzi scheme of nationalism

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, March 28, 2012,
funny pictures - DON'T ASK ME I JUST WORK HERE
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18h06 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 28 MARCH 2012: As if the neo-conservative meme insisting that State Social Security, in its present form, is nothing less than a Ponzi scheme "showing reckless and utter contempt for self-reliance and personal responsibility" among the working-classes (the which has been discredited many times over) wasn't rather pathetic already, consider the possibility of such schemes "Tea Party" and suchlike types would love to push for "economic recovery and empowerm...
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Union is sufficient to destroy it

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, March 27, 2012,

15h54 UTC; TUESDAY, 27 MARCH 2012: For those asking about the interrelationship to what's being discussed here today, readers, allow me: German photo-collage artist John Hartsfeld (1891-1968), himself influenced by the Dadaist movement of the early 20th century, was fond of using photomanupulation as a way to whip up opposition to the Nazi regime and its agendae; in this particular instance from 1934, entitled "Das Kreuz war nicht schwer genug" ("The cross wasn't heavy enough"), Hartsfeld tak...
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Modern trick is a scam operation

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, March 26, 2012,
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15h50 UTC; MONDAY, 26 MARCH 2012: Your Correspondent has been noticing of late (perhaps you yourself may have as well) where certain "419"-type scam letters have started showing up as attachments in the .csv or .zip format, without any explanation as to why the tactic is being resorted to apart from the usual manufactured pleas for urgency to read and contact such responsible to handle the supposed "urgent transaction" within timely limits all the more.

Which, in any case, shou...

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Given the open research

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, March 25, 2012,
funny cat pictures - You'll see! You'll all see !!!
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14h53 UTC; SUNDAY, 25 MARCH 2012: Whenever Dr. William Worall Mayo (1819-1911), the "founding father" (as it were) of the world-renowned and far-famed Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MN, ran into an ur-mental block in doing laboratory research or medical diagnoses, he would note in his journal "Left open for further thought and research."

Which, come to think of it, can be said to happen to the best of us in Teh Greater Blogospheerez from time to time, just having to come up with sna...

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Lead, lead the close all the balloons

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 24, 2012,
funny pictures history - ART
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14h32 UTC; SATURDAY, 24 MARCH 2012: Doesn't it reek of blackmail, extortion even, for GOP Presidential wannabe (and front runner in the primaries to date) Mitt Romney to call for his three rivals (viz., Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul), in the name of "party unity" preparatory to their Tampa conclave this summer, to please leave the Presidential race posthaste and rally round the Romney campaign all the more?

And is it exactly kosher, halal even?



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Amazing 10-Golden Colour

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, March 23, 2012,
funny pictures of cats with captions
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18h49 UTC; FRIDAY, 23 MARCH 2012: If there's one thing which Your Correspondent would love to see in Indecision 2012 as is sure to make headlines (and I mean serious headlines), it would have to be Tales of Willful and Deliberate Manipulation of Language Expected in "Tea Party" Prolefeed coming by way of a "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement Zealot/True Believer who, having attended Advanced Ideological Instruction, was quick to realise that what the "Tea Party" expects all the while...
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Relative to the virtues of a Stoopid Underclass

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, March 22, 2012,
funny pictures - basic math 101
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18h24 UTC; THURSDAY, 22 MARCH 2012: Having heard where employers, as part of the application screening process, are requesting access to the social-media presence of job applicants to screen for possible "security and morale issues" based on social-media postings, Your Correspondent has to ask just how much longer it can get before conservative Zealotry and True Belief, in its Luscious Glory of contempt for t...
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At the forefront of aspirin and caffeine

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, March 21, 2012,
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16h43 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 21 MARCH 2012: In the medical world, some interesting new studies about the further possibilities of the old aspirin and caffeine (the latter common to coffee, tea and colas) are worth noting by Your Correspondent this time around:
  • Three studies out of the United States and Great Britain hath it that a daily low-dose aspirin tablet (as in 81 mg), in addition to preventing heart attacks and stroke by dissolving blood clots in the arteries, may also have pre...

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Poverty, Fecundity, Ignorance: Unholy Trinity of the so-called "Tea Party"

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, March 20, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Lolcats: Ai Onlee Haz Sew Many Toez...
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17h19 UTC; TUESDAY, 20 MARCH 2012: As if the Unhealthy Dominance of the so-called "Tea Party" faction of the GOP wasn't standing in the way of Getting Our Dear Lovely Nation Back to Work, they still insist (fanatically, come to think of it) that only ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe "gebore ons die Volk, die Volk te doen" is best suited to make jobs creation possible.

So long as the private sector...

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Creating misleadingness trust

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, March 19, 2012,
homework class test - There's a Reason It's a Dead Language
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18h46 UTC; MONDAY, 19 MARCH 2012: How exactly do we know that the producer behind the KONY 2012 "slacktivist" video, by name and stylee of Jason Russell for and on behalf of "Invisible Children," didn't really set up that misadventure the other day which sent him to hospital for "dehydration and exhaustion"? (BTW, contrary to earlier reports, Meneer Russell was not arrested.)


Meanwhile, Your Correspondent understands where a newly-released report commissioned ...

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Victory is the future?!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, March 18, 2012,
funny pictures - The Few. The Proud. Alley Cats.
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14h17 UTC; SUNDAY, 18 MARCH 2012: Talk about potentially deceptive marketing and branding of a sort as would raise questions under the Lanham Act in more normal circumstances: Consider for the nonce, reader, the name and stylee of the SuperPAC acting for and on behalf of Newt Gingrich's highly-delusory Presidential bid, "Winning Our Future."

Which, to Your Correspondent, probably makes realistic sense if, and ...

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How can you get discipline fanatic?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 17, 2012,
engrish funny - Crambling And Prostates
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14h33 UTC; SATURDAY, 17 MARCH 2012: There seems to be an Unwritten Rule, tradition even, insisting that every time there's some class of an election, the fanaticism and zealotry can risk crossing that all-too-fine line into the Danger Zone of jingoism, mobocracy and potentially Extreme Ultraviolence, especially where "goon squads" offered "Redemption for Value" (as it were) hold high carnival under the influence of the weird and/or unwholesome, the Dregs of Society even.

And es...

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Free kosher halal precise economy

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, March 16, 2012,
Funny Pictures - Cute Kittens
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17h14 UTC; FRIDAY, 16 MARCH 2012: One thing you can expect from the manufacturers of cheap canned Italian pasta dishes with meat (as in store-brand and generic-label such) within measurable distance, and in the (inevitable) name of "maximising consumer value" among especially the Lower Classes: An increased use of the so-called "pink slime" (as in low-grade ground beef trimmings with an ammonium solution adde...
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Well, here is a beautiful country? Here, find a great love of country

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, March 15, 2012,
Ask your neighbourhood

15h53 UTC; THURSDAY, 15 MARCH 2012: In case you haven't heard by now about "The Muppet Manifesto" (as in a New York Times Op-Ed piece from former Goldman Sachs executive Greg Smith, wherein he reveals that internal communications at the Wall Street merchant bank oft referred to their clients as no better than "muppets"), where exactly have you been?

In any case, such may want to be worth reading. Especially when you stop and consider the likelihood for "Tea Party" majordomos and their prolefee...

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It is from under the pretext of the Mission of God in Al Cohol

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, March 14, 2012,
funny pictures - Sobriety Test
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17h25 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 14 MARCH 2012: It's not all that uncommon for the inebriate to invoke religion for all manner of Grand Delusions as seem to come across his or her mind ... and would it be safe to assume that certain Religiopolitical Right elements may be taking things too far in Indecision 2012 by playing the Elwood Blues-stylee meme of a Mission from God vis-a-vis said Indecision and related prolefeed ...
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Is the faithful Reddingsdaad salvation?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, March 13, 2012,
funny pictures - I herd sumboddy say dat Cheetahz neber win.
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18h10 UTC; TUESDAY, 13 MARCH 2012: To hear the GOP/"Tea Party" crowd put it, Indecision 2012 is nothing less than what's known in the Afrikaans as a Reddingsdaad ("rescue act") to Save Our Dear Lovely Nation and Her National and Sovereign Identity as a Peculiar Among the Nations from Clear and Present Danger of Harm under President Obama's Secret Designs to Undermine Ekonomesie Vryheid met Amerikaanse Eienska...
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So the "Tea Party" thinks they can offer

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, March 12, 2012,
funny pictures - This means war....
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16h UTC; MONDAY, 12 MARCH 2012: With GOP/"Tea Party" prolefeed paranoia from Indecision 2012's ideological front lines forever adamant in insisting that President Obama's "real" designs for socioeconomic rehabilitation are really based on Communist/Marxist models "as endanger Our National and Sovereign Identity" and suchlike Mickey Mouse, you can just imagine them considering the same brand of socioeconomics ...
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Conservative Enthusiasm and True Faith is now on very thin ice

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, March 11, 2012,
engrish funny - It's Hard Being A Playa
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15h04 UTC; SUNDAY, 11 MARCH 2012: By now, you've heard about the emerging displays of skepticism and doubt concerning the KONY 2012 video from the Christian "charity" Invisible Children (some 35 million views to the moment, according to some estimates), which turns out to have some beefs with the likes of the Wise Giving Alliance of the Better Business Bureau and Charity Navigator, both of whom have concerns about how much of your donations thereto are going to stated purposes...
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New, exciting religious excuse for crime low

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 10, 2012,
Funny Pictures - Catnip: Not Even Once
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15h57 UTC; SATURDAY, 10 MARCH 2012: Your Correspondent understands where Turkish OTR truck drivers carrying especially dangerous or hazardous cargoes such as gasoline, heating oil or chemicals are known to display the message FATIH ALLAH ("May Allah Protect" being an approximate translation from the Turkish) as a protective blessing ... and in Pakistan, Pashtos as are engaged in road haulage will oft decorate...
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Dear Lovely Country is all or nothing?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, March 9, 2012,
political pictures - callista gingrich - Order Yours Today
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18h08 UTC; FRIDAY, 9 MARCH 2012: Things Such Politicos Seeing Themselves as Good Christians Shouldn't Be Doing In the First Place: hath it that GOP Presidential wannabe Rick Santorum is using "spam" (or, to use the industry's preferred euphemism, "bulk e-mail marketing") in furtherance of his campaign efforts, much to the chagrin of Teh Innerwebz. (The Santorum campaign, for its part, contends that he was "borrowing" some e-mail lists in aid and comfort...
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Bring anger to inspire the "Sacred War"

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, March 8, 2012,
So which are you?

16h46 UTC; THURSDAY, 8 MARCH 2012: If it's anything to you, GOP Presidential front runner Mitt Romney may want to consider where, in light of his Bain Capital Partners being a co-stakeholder in Clear Channel Communications--ultimately, in its turn, extending to Premier Radio Networks, as syndicates Rush Limbaugh's belaguered talkback radio show (some 40 advertisers, both national and regional, having pulled their advertising therefrom in the last week in response to misogynistic attacks again...
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Get the cheap, silly question don't

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, March 7, 2012,

21h52 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 7 MARCH 2012: As we all know, "Tea Party" Zealotry and True Belief forever holds, insists even, that "undue and unecessary regulatory burden***hinders job creation" unnecessarily to the point of "preventing economic recovery" from occuring sooner rather than later.


Apart from that supposed 26,911-word regulation on the sale and marketing of cabbages (variations of the story having been around since World War II, know), could we PLEASE have some specific exam...

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"Happy stay" is of course the maintenance of their thoughts and beliefs

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, March 7, 2012,
funny pictures - Meeting in progress
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17h55 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 7 MARCH 2012: No wonder conservative Zealotry and True Belief, among its deeply- and dearly-held articles of faith, hold dear a hard-wired "stay the course" brand of complacency as such which will save and strengthen Our Dear Lovely Nation and Her National and Sovereign Identity as a Peculiar Among the Nations as Ordained and Established by God. This unaware of the clear and present dang...
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Rush Limbaugh writes the crash reduction fall

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, March 6, 2012,
engrish funny plastic baby
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18h37 UTC; TUESDAY, 6 MARCH 2012: Make no mistake about it: The Oxycontin Boar (t/n Rush Limbaugh) is headed for a major crash-and-burn which, when all is said and done, is about to become his own destruction thanks to l'affaire Sandra Fluke and its social-media-powered byproducts of public outrage. Consider:
  • To date, no less than 20 advertisers (national and local) have pulled advertising from Rush Limbaugh in response to online pressure campaigns. (For his part, Meneer Limbau...

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You can distinguish the arse Tiger Borodino battle at all?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, March 5, 2012,
funny pictures - Look, dere's a sandbox for play and a sandbox for bidness. You got to learn de difference.
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16h42 UTC; MONDAY, 5 MARCH 2012: Even with seven advertisers having announced their pulling advertising from The Oxycontin Boar's radio programme to the moment in response to his tasteless and misogynistic remarks targeting Sandra Fluke, Your Correspondent still thinks Meneer Rush Limbaugh, in the immortal words of Monty Python (as in the Welsh Coal Mine Sketch), "doesn't know the difference between the Battl...
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Honesty probably began many Appy Polly Loggies

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, March 4, 2012,
funny pictures of cats with captions
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15h54 UTC; SUNDAY, 4 MARCH 2012: As if The Oxycontin Boar's feeble attempt to discredit Sandra Fluke for defending the necessity of health-insurance cover for contraceptives wasn't getting bad enow to the point of a spontaneous, social-media-generated campaign calling out his radio show's advertisers (and having some success in the process), Meneer Rush Limbaugh issued the following Appy Polly Loggy late yest...
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Unfortunately, Ceiling Cat is very satisfying

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 3, 2012,
Funny Pictures - Cat Gifs
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17h45 UTC; SATURDAY, 3 MARCH 2012: As if three days running of serious tornadic devastation across the South and Midwest, into the Ohio Valley even, wasn't bad enough (in yesterday's outbreaks alone, 28 people were killed, 15 in Indiana alone)--and at the expense of provoking the wrath of the so-called "Westboro Baptist Church" in its Luscious Glory of "divinely-ordained" homophobic protest at funerals in par...
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Will exfoliate from the ultimate Reality

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, March 2, 2012,
Humorous Pictures
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17h43 UTC; FRIDAY, 2 MARCH 2012: Pity poor Sandra Fluke, a Georgetown University law student managing to take on the (supposed) majesty of the "Tea Party"-influenced GOP element in Congress over their argument (howbeit unsuccessful) that the fight over whether health insurance cover should apply to contraception is one with Religious Liberty (as if wanting to claim for The AmeriKKKa We Love Deeply and Dearly ...
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Wait 400 chance, and the first "Sacred War" opening

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, March 1, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Lolcats: Yes Bruce,
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18h34 UTC; THURSDAY, 1 MARCH 2012: In case you haven't heard by now, "Occupy Wall Street" has announced plans to call for a General Strike of the working-classes (a/k/a The 99%) against the "Producers" (a/k/a The 1%) vis-a-vis such issues as wage and income inequality, loss of stateside jobs to offshore contractors "for tax reasons," misguided tax policies and other ills that the "Non-Producers" are heir to.


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