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Browsing Archive: May, 2012

Encycled

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, May 31, 2012,
engrish funny - Stop the Presses!
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15h48 UTC; THURSDAY, 31 MAY 2012: Reader, I do acknowledge the influence of a certain Frank Sinatra number entitled "Cycles" such as I heard on the wireless this morning in inspiring the title and stylee of this post; nonetheless, let's get on with business (as it were):
  • With a third Elmer Gantryite preacher (this time out of Kansas) calling for the State to take a more proactive role in "preempting" the "spread" of homosexuality by citing Scripture, such brings to mind a story...

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Experts from the enforcement muscle to move

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, May 30, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Now hold still while I judge you.
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17h23 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 30 MAY 2012: With all the prolefeed coming from Christian Right homophobes about homosexuals "targeting children" through "recruitment" and "exploitation" justifying "drastic measures" invoking His Name (e.g., one North Carolina sky pilot making headlines in his calling for the "preemptive" execution of homosexuals in concentration camps), let's not forget that one particularly noisome meme these same Zealots and True Believers will love to use is Fear of...
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About warning parents and our people proud

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, May 30, 2012,


00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 30 MAY 2012: Make no mistake about it: Your Correspondent is PROUD(!!) to be among the people "Tea Party" types and their weird and unwholesome drookies regard as Threats to Our Dear Lovely Nation and Its National and Sovereign Identity, Antient and Peculiar--or so they see it, and in much the same vein that the Afrikaner was expected to regard apartheid South Africa in the day.

As if insisting that the "Non-Producer" element (per Ayn Rand Thought) has "power and influence ...

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The success of the long weekend holiday

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, May 29, 2012,
funny cat pictures - Lolcats: Q: What do you get when you cross a tribble with a piranha?
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17h32 UTC; TUESDAY, 29 MAY 2012: Hopefully, for those of you as read this blog in a supposedly "morally superior" United States (or so some among the weird and unwholesome expect the "REAL AmeriKKKan" to see things) are returning to some class of normalcy after the Memorial Day long weekend just concluded, the which means the beginning of the end of the schools term before the traditional Long Vacation over t...
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Pure pure all things

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, May 25, 2012,
funny pictures-PURE EVIL.
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15h36 UTC; FRIDAY, 25 MAY 2012: "To the pure, all things are pure."

Thus did Sir Richard Burton (he who translated the Kama Sutra into English, not the actor; just so you know) reply to his wife's noting where Victorian-era prudery was forcing his translations and other works into Private Circulation.

And which could be said to apply equally to such specimens of Zealotry and True Belief who prefer to hold puris...

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Deflating ego trip fuel Luscious Glory

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, May 24, 2012,


16h53 UTC; THURSDAY, 24 MAY 2012: So let's get on with it, shall we?
  • So much for Fox Business' implied interconnexion of Wall Street and Main Street coextant For Mutual Benefit: Isn't the real message from such prolefeed conduits of that ilk to Main Street one rooted in the Afrikaans expression 'n Volk red homself ("a people rescues itself"), and then only through "people-centred" models of Reddingsdaad "born out of the Volk to serve the Volk" according to the disciplines of ekonomesie vryheid...

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See why this blog value advanced

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, May 23, 2012,


16h37 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 23 MAY 2012: Perhaps some fresh John Heartfield (German; 1891-1968) is in further order to lead this post off: Featured today is a 1930 photomontage whose title translates from the German as "Whoever reads bourgeois newspapers becomes blind and deaf. Get rid of these stupifying bandages!" Which, perhaps, could be said to apply equally to such who depend too heavily upon Fox News Channel, Fox Business and conservative talkback radio for their prolefeed requirements--most ...
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This is not the cost

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, May 22, 2012,
funny pictures of cats with captions
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18h04 UTC; TUESDAY, 22 MAY 2012: So much for conservative Delusions of Grandeur insisting that cost alone needs to matter when it comes to budget and policy decisions (in other words, insisting that only the cheapest option per se matters): IIBC, official policy in certain scions of government now mandates the exercise of "cost-efficiency" when it comes to policy decisions.

Which, simply put, requires asking "...

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Delusional than this?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, May 21, 2012,


18h14 UTC; MONDAY, 21 MAY 2012: First off, Your Correspondent needs to apologise for the extreem tardiness in getting today's items posted, inasmuch as he had to replace the seat on his bicycle after the two supporting springs broke to the point where such was deemed too dangerous and unsafe to continue thus operating.

Onward, then:
  • Smells like doublethink, and then some: Rep. Paul Ryan's austerity-centric "Path to Prosperity" budget is being thus promoted as "preempting austerity" in future. H...

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... To understand the question

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, May 20, 2012,
funny pictures - No, nothings wrong, why do you keep asking that?        I'm fine, thank you, JUST-FREAKIN-FINE!!!
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14h44 UTC; SUNDAY, 20 MAY 2012: Given the New Approach to blogging being taken here by Your Correspondent in the hopes of improving things somewhat, perhaps he felt it time to change the pace a bit by answering some of the questions about this blog as must probably be on your minds on seeing this here in Teh Innerwebz. (The title thereof, in case you enquire about inspiration, is the Engrishfied form of the s...
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To discuss the exact value?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, May 19, 2012,


16h16 UTC; SATURDAY, 19 MAY 2012: How about we just get on with the topics to hand today:
  • If your VISA or MasterCard is from certain credit-card issuers as cater to problem credit risks, here's why you may want to check your statement exceptionally scrupulously. (Hint: It involveth Wisconsin's Great Recall.)
  • Talk about Poor Role Models vis-a-vis Indecision 2012: Mitt Romney hath them galore. And he holds them up as Worthy of Study and Emulation vis-a-vis the "natural evolutionary processes" of ...

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The Voice of Common Sense(?) on Hot Summer Nights

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, May 18, 2012,


16h UTC; FRIDAY, 18 MAY 2012: While it may be that the lead-off image is that of John Heartfeld (German; 1891-1968) in his typical photo-montage stylee of manipulating anti-Nazi sentiment (howbeit from without), perhaps it was time to get to today's Topics Worth Discussing:
  • Were it not for the fact of an Adult-Oriented Business being involved, imagine the "Tea Party" prolefeed ejaculating in its Luscious Glory over a just-filed lawsuit challenging the constitutionality of zoning laws in East G...

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I believe than some coffee alcohol fuels

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, May 17, 2012,
funny cat pictures & lolcats - don�t talk to me i hasn�t had mah coffee
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17h47 UTC; THURSDAY, 17 MAY 2012: Reader, I hope you'll appreciate this modest experiment in presenting my commentaries through this very blog by presenting several topically-inclined thoughts in list form; your comments, of course, are always welcome, as is the responsible sharing thereof. Let's proceed then, shall we:
  • Overheard: Both GOP Presidential wannabe Mitt Romney and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker ar...

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Mitt Romney and John Galt: New low for BFF's?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, May 16, 2012,
Funny Animal Captions - Animal Capshunz: Try to Find a Solution on the Inter... Oh
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22h19 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 16 MAY 2012: For starters, readers, I would like to apologise for my absence as long as it was from Teh Innerwebz (and Teh Blogospheerz, to be more specific about it): Yesterday morning, it turned out that my trusty old computer was going into "BSoD" and "infinite loop" mode to the extent that such was making it impossible for moi to go online; hence, it was decided to send the computer ...
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Kiss your "economic freedom" goodbye?!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, May 14, 2012,
Funny Animal Gifs - AI IS A ROCK GOD
see more silly animal GIF's


15h45 UTC; MONDAY, 14 MAY 2012: For all the atrocity-undertoned prolefeed being pushed by the Greater "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement about a second term for President Obama only being but The Beginning of the End for ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe as an Essential and Integral Part of AmeriKKKan National and Sovereign Identity as a Peculiar Among the Nations, how do we know we're not really seeing projection here to make the "Tea Party" look like the Mai...
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The Amazing(?!) Race for the Kerwood Derby hath resumed

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, May 13, 2012,
funny pictures of cats with captions
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15h08 UTC; SUNDAY, 13 MAY 2012: For those of you asking about the allusion in today's post: Those of a certain age who grew up when cable TV was limited to hilly-terrain areas (and then only to improve reception of FreeVee stations from a distance) may recall the weekly animated exploits of Rocky and Bullwinkle on NBC-TV Sunday evenings in the early 1960's (and in subsequent reruns), replete with all manner o...
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Cell biological vitality is always a weakness

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, May 12, 2012,
4koma comic strip - The Girl Cats Wished They Looked This Good
see more Comixed


15h42 UTC; SATURDAY, 12 MAY 2012: Admittedly, Your Correspondent acknowledges the influence of George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty Four for the title of today's return to blogging after a day's enforced lapse following the effects of an eye examination which saw the eyes dilated for a time thanks to "drops" that are necessary to aid in inner-eye examination--howbeit Engrishfied, know.

(The original quote, "The weakness of the cell is the vigor of the organism," was directed at Wins...

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Can a people move forward solely by rescuing itself?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, May 10, 2012,


17h12 UTC; THURSDAY, 10 MAY 2012: The preceding (kudos to Pleated-Jeans.com, should they insist on "credit where credit is due") presented as a Public Service Reminder to particularly such overdoing it on the "power of pride" trope vis-a-vis True Patriot Love Thou Dost in Us Command (preferably of xenophobically jingoist sort).

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As for the inspiration of the title of today's post, such was inspired by the "Forward" slogan of President Obama's reelection effort, no doubt challenged ...

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"Making the pig's foot kosher," socioeconomic rescue department

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, May 9, 2012,
fail owned pwnd pictures
see more epicfails


18h42 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 9 MAY 2012: For those asking about the inspiration of the title for today's post, reader, there's a Yiddish expression which translates as "making the pig's foot kosher," oft used as a Jewish colloquialism for "attempting the impossible"--which itself alludes to the fact that Jews avoid pork for religious reasons.

The which could be said to apply to "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement and GOP articles of faith intertwined vis-a-vis Indecision 2012 as insist tha...

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But is the "REAL AmeriKKKan" actually ready for "economic freedom"?!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, May 8, 2012,
engrish funny - Scenes From the Pyongyang Friendship Fair in North Korea
see more Engrish


17h UTC; TUESDAY, 8 MAY 2012: The lead-off image may be of scenes from the recent (and so-called) "Pyongyang International Friendship Fair," readers, but can you imagine the likelihood of "Tea Party" Zealots and True Believers holding a so-called "AmeriKKKan Cultural Festival" reeking of such "folk culture festivals" as were endemic in Nazi Germany under Kraft durch Frude auspices (and kept alive in apartheid South Africa for awhile under the Reddingsdaadbond's direction)?

"Thi...

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Why we can do without that John Galt nonsense

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, May 7, 2012,
cat
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17h26 UTC; MONDAY, 7 MAY 2012: As if the paranoia Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker continues proffering in prolefeed form to save his name and repute in the face of his June 5th recall challenge (tomorrow being the Democratic primaries) wasn't awful and pathetic enow, one needs to consider the prospect of his facing Serious Criminal Charges thanks to the John Doe Investigation, so explaining that Legal Defence...
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Does anybody REALLY care who John Galt is?!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, May 6, 2012,
funny dog pictures - IT WAS A POP-UP, I SWEAR
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14h50 UTC; SUNDAY, 6 MAY 2012: Is it just me, or is Bog sending a message upon Wisconsin's electorate, in the form of thunderstorms and all its attendant byproducts (as in heavy rain, flash flooding and damaging wind) this morning, to "stay the course" with belaguered Governor Scott Walker in the recall against him, the first round of which is Tuesday?

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In a related vein: Methinks I have what the GOP/"Tea Party" element is really calling for vis-a-vis...

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Martyrdom, schmartyrdom

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, May 5, 2012,
funny pictures
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17h21 UTC; SATURDAY, 5 MAY 2012: In their desire to preempt the reelection of President Obama in Indecision 2012 "For My God and My Country" (or so the meme will likely be), the weird and unwholesome element wrapping themselves up in True Patriot Love Thou Dost in Us Command (the so-called "REAL AmeriKKKan," as per Fox News and conservative talkback radio), would just love stopping at nothing when it comes to...
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Ceci n'est pas une Reddingsdaad

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, May 4, 2012,


00h13 UTC; FRIDAY, 4 MAY 2012: First, readers, Appy Polly Loggies are in order for the delay in getting this posted; it seems that human error on the part of Yola rendered their blogging tool inoperable for a time yesterday, preventing this post from going live. He regrets any inconvenience suffered thereby in the interim.

In any case, with apologies to the Belgian painter Magritte (the inspiration for the titling being the lead-off image), onward:

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So much for the Unholy Trinity of...

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In Through the Exitrance; or, Go Back Towards Your Behind

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, May 2, 2012,
engrish funny - Not My Just!
see more Engrish


16h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 2 MAY 2012: So much for the notion that "bulk e-mail marketing," as the "spamming" trades prefers gilding the lily to excuse an Unethical Marketing Practice, is a "widely misunderstood" weblog marketing tool "proven to attract increased website traffic": Such, know, is actually against the Terms of Service among website and weblog hosts, free and otherwise, and any proof thereof called to the attention of the abuse desks will mean automatic deletion of the ...
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Only Users Lose Drugs; or, Stick to Coffee and Alcohol

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, May 1, 2012,
funny pictures-Had ruff day
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17h42 UTC; TUESDAY, 1 MAY 2012: Is it just me, or is it possible that such among the Elmer Gantry crowd, and their prolefeed drookies in the "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement, who scream "Demonic Possession!!" as a prolefeed meme (preferably in a hyperjuvenile singsong not unlike The Red Guy on Cow and Chicken and I Am Weasel, if you still recall those shows) may actually be Demonically Possessed themselves, requi...
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