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Browsing Archive: November, 2012

Move the stimulus beyond incredible

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, November 30, 2012,

Even small businesses need all the help they can get.
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00h UTC; FRIDAY, 30 NOVEMBER 2012: There can be no mistaking the obvious in these Interesting Times as are seeing the "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement seek its Last Hurrah by insisting that small business, and the defence thereof, is of No Worthwhile Interest to the "REAL AmeriKKKan" when they have Walmart to answer to their any and every need--howbeit at the expense of ma...

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An incredible stimulus beyond

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, November 29, 2012,
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N.B. Even if you have an Obamafone, you still need to have it charged every now and then.
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00h UTC; THURSDAY, 29 NOVEMBER 2012: Another reason why BP AmeriKKKa's corporate prolefeed, especially respecting the Gulf Coast, is not worth trusting by the Real American: Citing reckless and utter contempt for Corporate Responsibility and Good Corporate Citizenship, the Environmental Protection Agency has, for the nonce, rev...

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Wisconsin still high this gift isn't

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, November 28, 2012,

Readers, especially such among you in the State (or is that Federal Area?) of Wisconsin, pay attention; in fact, consider this as a Potential Media Advisory of the utmost quasi-urgency:

It seems as if Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, in his Luscious Glory of insisting that as a Good Christian, he's morally incapable of committing Infamous Criminal Acts, Deeds or Exploits such as are targeted under the John Doe Enquiry ongoing, may be getting ahead of himse...

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In the world, all of the above is unsurpassed

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, November 28, 2012,

Click the above and get some "food for thought" for once

00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 28 NOVEMBER 2012: Is it any wonder that the same specimens of conservative Zealotry and True Belief seeing in Walmart some class of a Company in the National Interest (not unlike Fascist Italy's use of the concept) are those who expect a "people-centred" model of socioeconomic recovery and rescue as is expected to be "born out of the Volk to serve the Volk"--spontaneous, organic, wholehearted, noble in motive and far-...

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The truth met right in front of

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, November 27, 2012,

Get your photos want to know!

00h UTC; TUESDAY, 27 NOVEMBER 2012: Make no mistake about it: The Elmer Gantryites want nothing less than for Our Dear Lovely Nation to go off the Fiscal Cliff for to bring about disorder, chaos and Extreme Ultraviolence which can be used to call out of abeyance from apartheid South Africa that title and mantle of God's Own Country--preferably through back doors and subtefurge, all excused in His Name and Luscious Glory more than anything else.

Which certainly fits...

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An ideal paradiso is your friend?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, November 26, 2012,
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00h UTC; MONDAY, 26 NOVEMBER 2012: Having already gone through the Thanksgiving long weekend in our (presumably) "morally superior" United States, reader, Your Correspondent is beginning to wonder if what the RepubliKKKans really have in mind as their ideal for socioeconomic recovery (knowing full well that they've yet to explain a viable such in plain, easily-understood words all this time) is one predicated on chain letters of the "Five Report...

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Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, November 25, 2012,

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00h UTC; SUNDAY, 25 NOVEMBER 2012: First, an interesting note about the title chosen for today's post: Such has actually been recognised by Guinness World Records as the shortest possible coherent sentence in English to use all 26 letters of the English alphabet--and to use them only once, at that. (What linguists would call a "perfect panagram," a sentence using each letter of a particular alphabet once and only once; close behind, if you consider reuse of e...

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Open Letter to Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, November 24, 2012,

Saturday, 24 November 2012
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Governor Scott Walker
State Capitol
Madison, WI 53702

Unfortunate as it may seem, Your Excellency, you fail to recognise that the proverbial handwriting is on the wall--but it is. As in the clear and present likelihood of past acts, deeds and exploits on your part during your 2010 gubenetorial bid, while you were still Milwaukee County Executive--and on the public dime, at that--being your downfall, your ruin, your disgrace.

Like it or not, it's one of those bitte...

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Another icon of the ghost yield authentic AmeriKKKan cultural identity

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, November 17, 2012,
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(Reader, click on the photo and see what you get.)

Just yesterday morning, Hostess Brands (as in the likes of such "REAL AmeriKKKan" cultural icons as Wonder and Home Pride breads and Hostess, Dolly Madison and Drake's snack cakes) has made good on its threat of seeking liquidation proceedings in Carey Street as reprisal for striking employees not returning to work in timely fashion (5 pm EST Thursday being the close therefor).

The which, in any case, has t...

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You must always trust corporate image prolefeed (NOT!)

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, November 16, 2012,

(Reader, click this image and see what you get.)

00h UTC; FRIDAY, 16 NOVEMBER 2012: It appears as if BP AmeriKKKa's attempt at "spin" vis-a-vis the Unfortunate Events surrounding the Deepwater Horizon oil rig explosion, fire and leakage of crude oil into the Gulf of Mexico for about a year and a half previous may have backfired upon them: In a settlement with the United States Justice Department announced just hours ago, BP has agreed to settle 15 counts against them of manslaughter, pollution...

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May or may not pre-house the seamy side volitation

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, November 15, 2012,

(Courtesy of

00h UTC; THURSDAY, 15 NOVEMBER 2012: Kudos, reader, to, the mother of such websites as specialise in exposing such hilarious specimens of mistranslated English from especially the Asia/Pacific region, for providing the inspiration for today's post--in particular the lead-off image, which is the instruction and warning panel from a knockoff Dragonball-Z flying toy.

(Whatever this "seamy side volitation" exactly is, Your Correspondent would like to know. You ...

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AmeriKKKa is really that beloved nation?!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, November 13, 2012,
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00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 14 NOVEMBER 2012: With several petitions at seeking the peaceful right of succession from the Union among several States (Texas being the most blatant example) in response to Indecision 2012's outcome, how exactly would the secession therefrom actually preserve and strengthen the socioeconomic fibre of the several afflicted States? (Besides, I understand most of the petitions requesting secession are from the ...

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Stands out as the ox and canoe

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, November 13, 2012,
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00h UTC; TUESDAY, 13 NOVEMBER 2012: "Begin with an individual, and before you know it you find that you have created a type; begin with a type, and you find that you have created–nothing. That is because we are all queer fish, queerer behind our faces and voices than we want any one to know or than we know ourselves. When I hear a man proclaiming himself an 'average, honest, open fellow,' I feel pretty sure that he has some definite and perhaps terrible abnormality which he has agreed to c...
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Why the problem is attitude and sarcasm

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, November 12, 2012,

00h UTC; MONDAY, 12 NOVEMBER 2012: By now, you've probably heard about that flap which has caused CIA Director Gen. David Betrayus to resign his post--and the timing couldn't be more embarrassing for conservative prolefeeders in particular wanting some way to discredit President Obama in his second term and seek payback for his reelection By Any Means Necessary.

Has anybody considered where such may have been a "plant" by certain highly-incredible prolefeed conduits whose loathing for Presiden...

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This savage land without honour Paladin

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, November 11, 2012,
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00h UTC; SUNDAY, 11 NOVEMBER 2012: As this happens to be Remembrance Day in most of the world (as in marking the end of World War I)--and Veterans' Day in the United States (to honour all who served in all wars), Your Correspondent feels it interesting to note that since World War II, the one kind of letter servicemen on the front lines were afraid of getting from "back home" was the kind whose greeting was the rather stark "Dear John," indicating that something embarrassing or terrifying ha...
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Responsibility for what is good "moral reasons"?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, November 10, 2012,
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00h UTC; SATURDAY, 10 NOVEMBER 2012: As if the scaremongering brand of prolefeed from certain Elmer Gantryite model prolefeeders, the sort as appeal to such whose minds can be easily manipulate to the extent deemed necessary if and when thus, reacting to President Obama's reelection in Indecision 2012 wasn't awful enough to pander to the most basic of True Patriot Love Thou Dost in Us Command, perhaps it was time for Your Correspondent (not to mention ye Real Americans as manage to read this...

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Are familiar with certain elements of the fresh gaming news

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, November 8, 2012,

00h UTC; FRIDAY, 9 NOVEMBER 2012: Even if those in the AmeriKKKan "Tea Party" element suffered substantial electoral losses thanks to Indecision 2012 on Tuesday, there's still the likelihood for rogue elements trying to attract headlines in the wrong sort of way.

Including, in particular, "Tea Party" prolefeed darling Michelle Bachmann (GOP/MN6), who, during her star-crossed Presidential bid, suggested that "AmeriKKKa should be more like China" with regards to hastening socioeconomic recovery ...

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Wisconsin is really open?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, November 8, 2012,

18h UTC; THURSDAY, 8 NOVEMBER 2012: Now that Indecision 2012 gave Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker a rather compliant RepubliKKKan majority of Happy Little Vegemites (or so he hopes) in the Wisconsin Legislature to advance his "Wisconsin IS Open for Business" agenda (hopefully posthaste, and without the public noticing beforehand the real intent therefor), maybe it was time to start pondering what the REAL such actually is. Bare, unvarnished, stripped of prolefeed glowing generalities about "j...
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Our national dream show

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, November 7, 2012,

00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 7 NOVEMBER 2012: There are bound to be certain people, especially the weird and unwholesome sort, as are so detached from Reality that they fail to see the proverbial forest for the trees to the extent of becoming rather delusional, excused all the while as serving True Patriot Love in All Thy Sons Command.

The which may conceal possible emotional issues vis-a-vis childhood abuse, dysfunctional upbringing in a broken home, even being subjected to incestuous sexual debaucher...

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What is the boiling pot just to keep the election?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, November 6, 2012,

00h UTC; TUESDAY, 6 NOVEMBER 2012: So, Meneer en Vroue America, it all comes down to today, Indecision 2012 in the flesh and blood. And it may be one of those elections which will see the proverbial cauldron keep boiling and boiling until a final residuum can emerge as to who exactly will win: Barack Obama and Joe Biden (Democrats) or Willard Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan (RepubliKKKans) ... such being all the more likely considering where:
  1. virtually all the major opinion polls have the race eithe...

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Master, let alone, every AmeriKKKan who isn't their home

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, November 5, 2012,

18h UTC; MONDAY, 5 NOVEMBER 2012: Readers, some Appy Polly Loggies are in order for this post appearing somewhat earlier than usual at this time after the weekend hiatus: The exceptionally close proximity of Indecision 2012 in our Dearest Morally-Superior AmeriKKKa (tomorrow, in matter of fact) prompts Your Correspondent to be going early with this post. That, and the fact that tomorrow afterlunch, Midwest AmeriKKKan Time, will see him having his annual physical.

In any event, a heads-up at th...

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Here comes the prolefeed

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, November 2, 2012,

00h UTC; SATURDAY, 3 NOVEMBER 2012: As if the all-too-close proximity we have now in America to Indecision 2012 wasn't awful enough, you have to imagine just how much of the merchandise sold at Menard's is actually of American manufacture; I ask this inasmuch as reports have surfaced that management at the Midwestern hardware and home supply superstore, in their Luscious Glory of anti-union Zealotry and True Belief, are requiring employees to take part in a "civics" course whose material was ...

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It's very compatible crew either

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, November 1, 2012,
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00h UTC; FRIDAY, 2 NOVEMBER 2012: That old expression "Tell it to the marines" is actually but the first part of a much broader expression which needs to be considered in broader context to be fully understood, viz., "Tell it to the marines; the sailors won't believe it."

(Neither would Ripley, come to think of it.)

I bring this up because of a rather unbelievable sidelight of the rescues in the wake of Megastorm Sandy's devastation and disruption, notwithstanding the inevitable extrapolations...

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