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Browsing Archive: October, 2012

We have a hula dress?!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, October 31, 2012,
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00h UTC; THURSDAY, 1 NOVEMBER 2012: As Indecision 2012 draws all the closer in our supposedly "morally superior" United States, with Megastorm Sandy throwing quite the wrench vis-a-vis the possible final outcomes thereof (not to mention attempts by the GOP Presidential wannabe, Mitt Romney, to cast Reasonable Doubt upon the "REAL AmeriKKKan" voter vis-a-vis incumbent Barack Obama as risk backfiring, if not already), The World WILL be Watching all the more. Especially considering that Our Ant...
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Nervous people get rundown here?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, October 30, 2012,


00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 31 OCTOBER 2012: Before I begin, I should acknowledge that the Engrishfied titling of today's post was inspired by this alleged subtitle from a Hong Kong martial-arts potboiler of the type common until a few years before the handover of control thereof from the British to the Chinese, when English subtitles were actually required in cinematic releases:

"Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?"

In case there are some of you who feel I may be showing rank insensitivity to t...

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Channeling the anger of God and the ultimate judgment

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, October 29, 2012,


00h UTC; TUESDAY, 30 OCTOBER 2012: As Hurricane Sandy prepares to make landfall this evening somewhere along the Northeast Corridor of the United States, eventually to clash with an on-shore winter storm system expected to produce over a foot of snow in parts of the Alleghennies and Appalachians (and make matters worse, at that, across the Northeast Corridor), there can be no mistaking where the Elmer Gantryites are throughout: Overdoing it on the excesses of pathetically hysterical overinter...
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Plan 35 from Bizarro World Bkolo?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, October 28, 2012,
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00h UTC; MONDAY, 29 OCTOBER 2012: First off, some Appy Polly Loggies for those of you as had problems with LinkReferral.com this afterlunch (American time), either accessing this site or performing your duties in furtherance thereof; as per usual, they don't offer any sort of due and proper explanation for any planned server outages or powerdowns, and about the only way you learn about such is if your site loads slower than usual thanks to LinkReferral-related iconography being unable to dow...
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Plan 34 from Bizarro World Oblok?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, October 27, 2012,
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00h UTC; SUNDAY, 28 OCTOBER 2012: Perhaps the one subpopulation most stoked up about the onset of Perfect Storm II (as in Hurricane Sandy's combining forces with an on-shore storm system by late Monday or Tuesday somewhere in the Northeast Corridor) would have to be the Elmer Gantryite Prolefeed Contingent, what with such having power and potential for "winning hearts and minds" over to their delusory notion that such is a Divine Warning that Unless the "REAL AmeriKKKan," Expected Also to Be...
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Plan 33 from Bizarro World Lbkoo?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, October 26, 2012,


00h UTC; SATURDAY, 27 OCTOBER 2012: So much for that Grand Delusion being pushed among Elmer Gantryite types insisting that the "REAL AmeriKKKan" who calls himself a "Good Christian" in the bargain cannot out of Good Conscience and their Deeply- and Dearly-Held Beliefs be expected to vote for Democratic candidates in the upcoming Indecision if they value the defence of Our Dear Lovely Nation as a Bible-Believing Christian Land--especially so one on the model of apartheid South Africa, which i...
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Plan 32 from Bizarro World Olbko?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, October 25, 2012,


00h UTC; FRIDAY, 26 OCTOBER 2012: So much for that Grand Delusion of the Romney/Ryan campaign of Indecision 2012 suggesting that the best approach towards helping the poor in line with the conflated notion seeking to equate ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe with Our National Character and Identity as a Sovereign Peculiar is to essentially turn over Federal responsibility for welfare policy to the several States through "block grants" as would "encourage innovation***consistent wit...
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Plan 31 from Bizarro World Lobok?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, October 24, 2012,
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00h UTC; THURSDAY, 25 OCTOBER 2012: Your Correspondent spent much of the damp, foggy, dreich day yesterday in Rochester attending a Mental Health Consumers' Conference as was devoted to discussing issues of interest to the "mentally-defective" such as moiself, with much being discussed on Indecision 2012's posing clear and present threat, thanks to "Tea Party" and suchlike elements, to the vulnerable and socioeconomically-challenged. For which Your Correspondent DOES intend to vote on Electi...
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Plan 30 from Bizarro World Bloko?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, October 23, 2012,
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00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 24 OCTOBER 2012: As I write this post here in the Minnwissippi, what with the days getting shorter and shorter with the onset of winter all the more imminent (howbeit, according to some estimates, drier than usual), it looks rather dull and dreary (howbeit without the threat of rain, yet with a Dense Fog Advisory expected on the overnight aggravated by one day more of unusually warm weather for the season followed by colder, wetter such). In any event, most (though not al...
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Plan 29 from Bizarro World Olkob?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, October 22, 2012,


00h UTC; TUESDAY, 23 OCTOBER 2012: Exactly a fortnight now before the very Indecision 2012 as may be the key to whether Our Dear Lovely and Morally-Superior AmeriKKKa can continue as a Sovereign Peculiar Among the Nations as of Divine Will and Right ... or will be sold out to the "New World Order," like Esau's selling his birthright to Jacob for bread and lentil soup (see Genesis 25:29-34).

Which should be enough for the Real Americans among us to start asking where exactly it saith that the d...

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Plan 28 from Bizarro World Kloob?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, October 21, 2012,
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00h UTC; MONDAY, 22 OCTOBER 2012: Given reports that overzealous family connexions vis-a-vis an electronic voting masheen operator could come into play to manipulate Indecision 2012's final result in certain areas, thereby posing danger to Liberty in the process, what exactly would preclude voters using these very masheens from doing their own bit of "watch-and-ward" to make sure their vote is correctly and accurately recorded at the polling station on the day (especially where paper receipt...
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Plan 27 from Bizarro World Loobk?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, October 20, 2012,


00h UTC; SUNDAY, 21 OCTOBER 2012: As these Rather Interesting Times for Our Dear Lovely Nation continue unabated heading into the final fortnight of Indecision 2012, perhaps it may be interesting, for starters, to ponder whether Saturday's municipal elections call by the Palestinian Authority (as succeeded only in the Fatah-controlled West Bank; Gaza, which is controlled by Hamas, ignored the same) may be a reflection of the serious polarisation Our Dear Lovely Nation is facing. (I do apologi...
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Plan 26 from Bizarro World Ookbl?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, October 20, 2012,
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00h UTC; SATURDAY, 20 OCTOBER 2012: As you may have heard by now, boys and girls, the Boy Scouts of America, in compliance with an order of the Supreme Court of Oregon, has released a selection of case histories from its legendary "perversion files" of such specimens of Scoutmasters as engaged in Lewd, Immoral or Otherwise Deviant Behaviours dating back at least to the late 1950's under the banner of Building Character and Molding Boys into Men ... which, in some cases, saw the Scouts turn t...
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Plan 25 from Bizarro World Bookl?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, October 18, 2012,
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00h UTC; FRIDAY, 19 OCTOBER 2012: By now, you may have heard about where Parties As Yet Unknown are set to unleash unto Teh Innerwebz at 21h15 UTC Monday evening The Mother of All October Surprises as could "change the course of the [American Presidential] election irrevocably" ... and even then, plenty of wild speculation going around as to who may be targeted thereby.

As for Mitt Romney, the lead-off photo this time around does relate in some way or another to that "binders full of women" r...

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Plan 24 from Bizarro World Lokob?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, October 17, 2012,
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00h UTC; THURSDAY, 18 OCTOBER 2012: First off, readers, is my whole allusion to Plan 9 From Outer Space vis-a-vis the titling of these posts of late getting a little too much for you to stomach without having to seek recourse in the old bicarbonate (a/k/a saleratus)? I'd appreciate your comments in this respect, be they at the end of these blog posts or through the e-mail feedback form at the bottom of this page.

In any event, there's plenty to talk about here, so without further undue or unr...

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Plan 23 from Bizarro World Klobo?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, October 16, 2012,
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00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 17 OCTOBER 2012: Plenty of interesting stuff to go through this go-round, readers, so let's get on with it:
  • With the clients' list of that Zumba studio-cum-House of Ill Repute out Kennebunkport way having been made public in court proceedings, it'll be interesting to see whether same includes some of Old Dirigo's more prominent Elmer Gantryite types, "Tea Party" leaders and suchlike among the weird and unwholesome generally.
  • So much for that "dramatic turnaround," that "tre...

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Plan 22 from Bizarro World Lobko?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, October 15, 2012,
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00h UTC; TUESDAY, 16 OCTOBER 2012: One thing is for certain on the "Tea Party"/GOP prolefeed front: The Lower Classes are to be regarded as little more than freaks and travesties of Nature, lacking any regard for Industry, Self-Reliance, Personal Responsibility, Thrift based on Cash Economy and a Wholesome and Simple Home Life founded upon their supposed interconnexion between ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe and Our National Character and Identity as a Sovereign Peculiar Among ...
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Plan 21 from Bizarro World Obolk?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, October 14, 2012,


00h UTC; MONDAY, 15 OCTOBER 2012: It's not all that often that you're bordering on being at a loss for ideas, especially when you're that class of blogger as refuses to embrace a carefully-scripted and -nuanced, "cookie-cutter" even, brand of blogging as expects you to regurgitate carefully-scripted and -nuanced "talking points" such as would be supplied in a daily e-mail "guidance note" conservative bloggers in particular must relish for "guidance" on blog content.

Especially with this contin...

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Plan 20 from Bizarro World Blkoo?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, October 14, 2012,


00h UTC; SUNDAY, 14 OCTOBER 2012: If there was one thing as punctuated the day yesterday for Your Correspondent, it was a surprise power outage this morning as afflicted "the projects" where I reside, beginning just after 7 this morning (local time) and with power restored just after 10:15; a blown (and outdated, at that) pole fuse was to blame therefor, requiring replacement of both pole fuse and fuse supporter. Luckily, power is back up as I produce this blog post.

As for what to discuss thi...

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Plan 19 from Bizarro World Kobol?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, October 12, 2012,
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00h UTC; SATURDAY, 13 OCTOBER 2012: As if Walmart wasn't already becoming its own worst joke, unravelling as it is in the face of industrial action by "associates" (as the retail giant euphemistically calls its employees) of late, along comes word of their emphasising their "Neighbourhood Market" approach in further expansion plans from next year--as in smaller stores in inner-city "group areas" offering a limited selection of groceries aimed at forcing "healthy competition" at the expense o...

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Plan 18 from Bizarro World Olbok?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, October 11, 2012,
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00h UTC; FRIDAY, 12 OCTOBER 2012: It seems as if Brooklyn has suddenly become the hot name for to use on all manner of consumer brand products for some reason or another. Witness, as example of one such as is being heavily advertised on the vidiot's lamp of Diogenes, The Olde Brooklyn Lantern, designed to look like those farmer's kerosene lanterns, but with nine LED lamps on battery power (and advertised to last 100,000 hours).

Which, for all I know, probably has no connexion with Brooklyn pr...

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Plan 17 from Bizarro World Kbolo?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, October 11, 2012,


00h UTC; THURSDAY, 11 OCTOBER 2012: If there is anything to say for the leading image today, readers, it would have to be this: For one, Your Correspondent has refused out of principle and conscience to shop Walmart on a recurring basis, mostly out of concerns about its taking advantage of the so-called "REAL AmeriKKKan" in his Luscious Glory of the grossest poverty, fecundity and ignorance.

And for another, he empathises with the lowly Walmart employees as are Doing The Right Thing to call ou...

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Plan 16 from Bizarro World Blook?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, October 9, 2012,


00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 10 OCTOBER 2012: Certainly not to be confused with--



But then again, in terms of bizarro concepts used by Elmer Gantryite types as prolefeed fodder, the acme thereof would have to be that insisting that God is preparing to Withdraw His Protective Hand From Our Dear Lovely Nation as Punishment for Straying From His Divinely-Ordained Will and Prophecy ... but what they're not telling you here is that God's Protective Hand is also The Invisible Hand of the Marketplace held dee...

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Plan 15 from Bizarro World Lboko?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, October 8, 2012,
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00h UTC; TUESDAY, 9 OCTOBER 2012: For some reason or another, Your Correspondent decided to spend some quality (or close to it) shopping time this afterlunch at the Target store here in Winona (which, know, is a crosstown bike ride via the bike path around Lake Winona), and among other worthwhile items so purchased was one of those French-press coffee pots. No, not for coffee; instead, he's thinking about using it to brew up his iced tea per the concentrate method, involving as it does an el...

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Plan 14 from Bizarro World Oolkb?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, October 7, 2012,


00h UTC; MONDAY, 8 OCTOBER 2012: First off, I would like to ask if you readers think my using this Plan 9 From Outer Space-inspired trope, reinforced with various anagrams of "Kolob" (the planet Mormons supposedly believe to be the residence of God), is probably getting to be a little too much for you to stomach, even if it's rather new to begin with and started just on pure whim from Your Correspondent's dyslexically-inspired mind.

Meanwhile, in trying to improve traffic numbers for this blog...

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Plan 13 from Bizarro World Boolk?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, October 6, 2012,


00h UTC; SUNDAY, 7 OCTOBER 2012: It appears that GOP Presidential wannabe Mitt Romney may be resorting to the depths of trick, deceit, depavity, even outright fraud, to win Indecision 2012, and By Any Means Necessary--all the while trying to cover his tracks by insisting that such is a Mission From God to Reclaim Our Dear Lovely Nation. Witness these two tricks from last Wednesday's Presidential debate:
  • Governor Romney's use of a right-wing debating tactic known as the "Gish Gallop" (a/k/a "sp...

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Plan 12 from Bizarro World Bokol?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, October 6, 2012,
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00h UTC; SATURDAY, 6 OCTOBER 2012: Given all the conservative prolefeed questioning the credibility of the official United States jobless numbers released today as showed a decline in unemployment from 8.2% to 7.8%--especially contending that such was manipulated for election-related purposes--I, for one, have to wonder if conservatives hold dear as an article of faith the insistence that a nil rate of unemployment can be achieved within the constraints of ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse ...
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Plan 11 from Bizarro World Bolok?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, October 5, 2012,
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00h UTC; FRIDAY, 5 OCTOBER 2012: Your Correspondent should like to explain at this time that the inspiration for the title of today's post is a play on the campy science-fiction stinkola Plan 9 From Outer Space (1958), regarded by critics as perhaps the single worst film ever made for reasons such as these:
  • Bela Lugosi, who was to star in the film, died three days into production, forcing producer/director Ed Wood to use as stand-in his wife's chiropodist.
  • The production budget being rather ab...

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In honour of their national identity and financial freedom

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, October 3, 2012,
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00h UTC; THURSDAY, 4 OCTOBER 2012: Reader, do you think the lead-off image today reflects on the fact of my having turned 51 years young just yesterday? (Click on the image if you like, and see what you get in the bargain.)

Meanwhile, considering where the Mitt Romney/Paul Ryan brand of socioeconomic recovery agenda is essentially one of "you're on your own," Your Correspondent has to wonder if such implies expecting the "REAL AmeriKKKan" to turn all the more unto themselves, their resources,...

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Ohhh, the economic freedom!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, October 2, 2012,


00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 3 OCTOBER 2012: Observed while Your Correspondent was shopping at the Hy-Vee in Winona after a somewhat early supper to mark his 51st birthday last evening: A kids' T-shirt in which three hammerhead sharks were fashioned into the international "running arrows" symbol of recycling.

Meanwhile, as if "Tea Party" and suchlike claims about environmentalism being a threat to ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe weren't absurd enow, the Federal Trade Commission has now co...

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Relation to national identity, sovereignty, local people

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, October 1, 2012,


00h UTC; TUESDAY, 2 OCTOBER 2012: With this the 51st birthday of Your Correspondent, you just have to wonder where all that time went in such Interesting Times as we're seeing now in this world so wide when all is said and done. Especially on this Indian summer's evening here in the Minnwissippi, which will probably be one of the last such inasmuch as the forecast up here calls for showers from Wednesday evening into Thursday--not to mention cooler and more seasonable weather (maxima in the m...
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Religious Freedom and National Identity relative to sovereign

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, October 1, 2012,


00h UTC; MONDAY, 1 OCTOBER 2012: Thus a new month makes her presence known to the world, and then some, with (for starters) the news that my post from yesterday actually managed to attract (according to dlvr.it, as handles syndication of feed posts via Twitter) at least 70 click-throughs in Twitter and/or Facebook--impressive, is it not? In any case, Your Correspondent just hopes it isn't a "flash in the pan," as it were, but rather that such means these posts start attracting fresh and serio...
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