The Blog That Am! (A work by its author)


Thank you, reader, for visiting this The Blog Our Parents WARNED(!!) Us About, otherwise known as The Blog That Am!, today. Your Correspondent greatly appreciates your presence in this The Blog Our Parents Warned Us About, and would appreciate your comments (which, in the case of blog posts, are left by clicking on the title of the post you wish to comment on and, once loaded, following the relevant links) ... your responsible sharing of these posts in social media, e-mail and elsewhere ... your subscribing to the RSS feed ... and even supporting this blog AND Your Correspondent by spending some quality time in The Online Mall That Am!, which should have whatever you may need or require, and/or our Online Boutique, official online home for blog-related swag and ephemera which can also serve as free advertising therefor (in either case, pledging 9.11% of Your Correspondent's commission from your purchases towards reducing the National Debt of the United States, in case you needed a Good Cause to support with your online shopping). Thanks again for your time, and do make this a regular habit (preferably by bookmarking this in your web browser).***Please be aware and advised that, owing to the peculiar of this blog, any mention of brand names, products or services in blog posts does not necessarily constitute endorsement or approval; rather, such should be seen as enhancing editorial clarity or meaning.***Readers of this blog from European Union member states are advised that this blog uses cookies in the interest of enhancing your visit experience. Your continuing on this blog constitutes acceptance of these terms.***This site is ideally optimised for the Mozilla Firefox browser; you can download the most recent version therefor by clicking here and following the prompts.

Browsing Archive: July, 2013

Integration of the steroid and amphetamine

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 31, 2013,

Click on the image for an interrelated surprise.

18h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 31 JULY 2013:
The way certain prolefeeders on the Christian Right see it, the "Good Bible-Believing Christian" (also expected to be a "REAL AmeriKKKan"--"poor white" for the most part, ignorant and easy to manipulate to the extent required under prevailing circumstances as can be externally manipulated from time to time) should be concerned and afraid about the Clear and Present Danger of Outright and Blatant Persecution from...

Continue reading ...

So, you can save yourself from "poor whiteism"?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 30, 2013,

Reader, can you discern the obvious?

16h UTC; TUESDAY, 30 JULY 2013: As you may or may not be aware of by now, reader, some new and rather disturbing statistics have come forth by way of The Associated Press at the weekend which show a disturbing return of white poverty and "poor whiteism" of an extent perhaps not seen since the Great Depression's depths of depravity in the 1930's.

A "poor whiteism" that the weird and unwholesome, overzealously self-conscious about "race honour and identity" in...

Continue reading ...

So what exactly is the criteria of the definition of "white culture"?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, July 28, 2013,

Just a reminder to download our free cross-platform smartfone apps
for this blog and/or the Online Mall--which you can do by
clicking on the preceding image and following the directions.

16h UTC; SUNDAY, 28 JULY 2013:
For all the rather pathetic platitudes and bromides that conservative prolefeeders have about a so-called "white culture," and the "clear and present threats" to same in relation to the National Character and Identity of Thy Dear and Lovely Nation as a Peculiar by Divine Will and R...

Continue reading ...

On the other hand, select the one Hill Housing Project, or any other

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, July 27, 2013,
Click on the preceding for insight on the
Hidden Significance behind same.

16h UTC; SATURDAY, 27 JULY 2013: As if the all-encompassing Grand Delusion of the "Tea Party" and "9/12" (pseudo)movements about "winning hearts and minds By Any Means Necessary" wasn't extreem enow, perhaps it might be time to start asking whether said elements are looking for (howbeit subtle) ways to use community mental hygiene programmes as conduits for promoting "Tea Party" and "9/12" ideology in especially lower-in...

Continue reading ...

Number 2 Queen's son 7 fast fast fast road 61

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, July 26, 2013,

18h UTC; FRIDAY, 26 JULY 2013: With conservative prolefeeders forever insistent upon their True Belief that the private sector can magically create jobs "solely from the goodness of their own hearts," and if "they only made the effort to create jobs in the first place" (all the while berating President Obama's agenda as "tired, empty promises***interfering with wealth creation," as if such really mattered above all else socioeconomically), may I remind them that cheap, easily-digested, bumper...
Continue reading ...

On the other hand, place the gold fingerbowls

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, July 25, 2013,
On the other hand, click on the above if you're especially a struggling
grocery or variety store operator in what conservative prolefeed
insists is a "REAL AmeriKKKa" under Clear and Present Danger.
(Or is it really?!)

16h UTC; THURSDAY, 25 JULY 2013: If ever there was a new low in "winning over hearts and minds" of Tender and Impressionable Youth against abortion, contraception and family planning, it would probably have to be at the North Dakota State Fair in Minot the other day; during the par...

Continue reading ...

He's the devil, obviously

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 24, 2013,

18h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 24 JULY 2013: Is it any wonder that the ideologues for the "Tea Party" and "9/12" crowd are as hard-wired as it gets in insisting that only ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe will Reclaim Thy Dear Lovely Nation From Herself--howbeit if, and only if, the "REAL AmeriKKKan" expected to be the beneficiary of this article of faith makes the effort to "do their part" towards this aim, solely on its own resolve, resources and tools (remember, 'n Volk red homself) "base...

Continue reading ...

Fog of amphetamine and her pearls

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 23, 2013,

18h UTC; TUESDAY, 23 JULY 2013: For those among our friends still insisting that "AmeriKKKa Needs to be More Like China" when it comes to hastening socioeconomic recovery and jobs creation comes this nice fresh news from the BBC:
China has banned the construction of government buildings for five years, according to state media.

The move comes as part of a campaign by President Xi Jinping to show that the ruling Communist Party (CPC) is cracking down on corruption and waste.

Glitzy new government...

Continue reading ...

Blogger is one of the talent of annoying the conservative party leader

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, July 22, 2013,
Find out more by clicking on the above image!

19h UTC; MONDAY, 22 JULY 2013: Before I begin, Your Correspondent needs to explain where the inspiration for this post's titling and styling came by way of a T-shirt spotted on a young kid the other day at the Kwik Trip near Minnesota City, where Your Correspondent is fond of making a round-trip bicycle ride every evening in season, as conditions allow; the shirt in question read "Annoying You is One of My Many Talents."

But then again, it doesn't h...

Continue reading ...

From the Pasadena Little Red Monkey trouble

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, July 21, 2013,

15h UTC; SUNDAY, 21 JULY 2013: As for the titling and stylee of today's post, Your Correspondent wishes to acknowledge the inspiration from Jan and Dean's "Little Old Lady from Pasadena" and the avant-garde (for 1952) insturmental "Little Red Monkey" by Frank Chacksfield's Tunesmiths, whose dominant feature was an early form of synthesiser in portmonteau, or close to it. Now you know.

It appears as if Michigan Governor Snyder's Noble Experiment of placing the city of Detroit in bankruptcy thro...

Continue reading ...

Idea stores mainly based in Detroit?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, July 19, 2013,

18h UTC; FRIDAY, 19 JULY 2013: As you're no doubt aware by now, the Emergency Procurator Fiscal for the City of Detroit, with the full blessings of Michigan Governor Rick Snyder and his "Tea Party" drookies, has placed Motown into Chapter 9 bankruptcy proceedings, making it the largest American city to be thus reduced; serious population declines, wholesale loss of industry, blatant and inherent blight and gross fiscal mismanagement as poses clear and present danger to government-employee pen...
Continue reading ...

It's the exercise of doublethink, human life

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, July 18, 2013,

For the Hidden Significance behind this particular image, click the image above.

16h UTC; THURSDAY, 18 JULY 2013: For the sake of insight vis-a-vis the point raised by the lead-off image about the unwitting exercise of doublethink by conservative prolefeeders as an essential weapon in misleading or deceiving viewers or listeners (as the case may be), perhaps we should let George Orwell explain the very mechanics of doublethink per his classic novel of police-state dystopia, Nineteen Eighty Fou...
Continue reading ...

The concept of the movement for independence and national identity

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 17, 2013,

18h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 17 JULY 2013: So much for North Korea's Luscious Glory of the Juche Idea, as insists on isolationist self-reliance being one, inter alii, with National and Sovereign Identity itself predicated on what their propaganda calls "people-centred socialism": Panamanian border security forces intercepted a rusty North Korean-flagged tramp steamer about to transit the Panama Canal from the Atlantic Ocean end whose manifest officially claimed it was carrying sugar from Cuba ... only...
Continue reading ...

It's easy not to get a month and last year's guest

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 16, 2013,

18h UTC; TUESDAY, 16 JULY 2013: Your Correspondent wishes to dedicate this particular post to such of that ilk as insist that the only "royal road," as it were, for AmeriKKKa to achieve socioeconomic recovery and create jobs as will "sustain prosperity" ongoing is to, after Michelle Bachmann's Indecision 2012 Presidential attempt, "be more like China" more than anything else. (Provided, however, such conformed to the disciplines and principles of ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe ...
Continue reading ...

This blog's very response to these questions

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 16, 2013,

00h UTC; TUESDAY, 16 JULY 2013: Perhaps it was time, readers, to get to what could be considered some Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ's, for short) vis-a--vis this blog, and Your Correspondent responsible for the same. Even if such doesn't exactly seem to be the case for the moment, what with such not really attracting that viable a level of traffic in all honesty; nonetheless, I suppose you must have some Pressing Questions About This Blog, so I'll go to them right now with no delay whatsoev...

Continue reading ...

Call the cry of a sadisto revenge?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, July 14, 2013,

15h UTC; SUNDAY, 14 JULY 2013: Late yesterday evening in Thy Dear and Lovely United States of America, a jury in Sanford, FL made up of six females acquitted John Law wannabe George Zimmerman of the senseless, sadisto even, murder of Trayvon Martin in the spring of 2012 at a townhouse development in Sanford; Zimmerman invoked a corporatist-backed measure known as "Stand Your Ground" in defence of his acts, deeds and exploits as led to such a senseless murder.

The which, in any event, is perhap...

Continue reading ...

Deep-fried scam galore

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, July 13, 2013,

16h UTC; SATURDAY, 13 JULY 2013: Perhaps it was time to launch a fresh round of everybody's favourite(?) critical-thinking-skills game called "Who's the REAL patriot?"--same being dictated by ongoing developments and comments from the weird and unwholesome questioning the Loyalty and Patriotism of certain elements of the community they insist is, after Nazi Germany, a Gemeinschaft der Volk ("Community of the People") expected to play the Great Silent Majority, tacitly and blindly accepting th...
Continue reading ...

Just wait for millions of shooting

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, July 13, 2013,

00h UTC; SATURDAY, 13 JULY 2013: Before I begin, readers, I'd like to ask you whether you think this summer pattern (as it were) of posting blog items but occasionally is a good or bad thing for you as a blog reader, what with many of you likely having More Important Things to Deal With over the summer. Simply leave them in the Facebook-powered comments box following this post, or if you insist on privacy and discretion in sharing these comments, there's always the e-mail feedback form to be ...
Continue reading ...

What life exactly?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, July 11, 2013,

18h UTC; THURSDAY, 11 JULY 2013: In case you haven't heard by now, Pat "700 Club" Robertson was overheard on his (pseudo)ministry yesterday calling for the United States military to stage an Egypt-stylee coup d'etat within measurable distance in the name of "saving Our Dear Lovely Nation" from further ruin and betrayal of Our Antient and Peculiar National and Sovereign Identity at the hands of President Obama--hoping that the Presidential role would be assumed by someone of the Hendrik Verwoe...
Continue reading ...

It's because of Jeebus these mind games

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 9, 2013,

18h UTC; TUESDAY, 9 JULY 2013: As if Pat "700 Club" Robertson's Latest Infamous Suggestion that Facebook add a "vomit" button in response to the increasing acceptance of homosexuality in the United States (and in His Name and Luscious Glory, at that) wasn't awful enow, Your Correspondent has to wonder if the Christian National Homeschooling syllabus calls for Orwellian mind games such as are modelled on the dystopic Oceanic police state's Three Disciplines of crimestop, blackwhite and doublet...
Continue reading ...

Hope the Emotional Rescue!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, July 8, 2013,

18h UTC; MONDAY, 8 JULY 2013: Thoughts while crushing aluminum cans down for recycling at a motel I do for: The likelihood of Christian National Homeschooling, in its Luscious Glory of emphasising an idealised, manufactured even, concept of "Traditional Family Values" at the expense of core skills, incorporating Orwellian mind games on the model of crimestop, blackwhite and doublethink as part of key aspects of its syllabus and curriculum.

In particular when it comes to an insistence on the de...

Continue reading ...

Otherwise it's a joke (or is it?)

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, July 6, 2013, - I'd rather spend a weekend in Wisconsin Dells among the waterslides than channel-surfing the Vast Wasteland of cable TV.

18h UTC; SATURDAY, 6 JULY 2013: Which, know, is where Your Correspondent would love to be had he the resources to make it feasable.

Which, unfortunately, happen to be rather limited.

Especially considering the following Mitigating Circumstances:
  1. My past history of psychoemotional abuse and maltreatment as preclude my being able to hold down and find more traditional lines of employment, including in the sheltered-workshop system as is the traditional bastion of employment for the disabled (and e...

Continue reading ...

There's nothing to see if there's a need

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, July 5, 2013,

16h UTC; FRIDAY, 5 JULY 2013: Certain specimens of Bible-Believing Christians are urging the so-called "REAL AmeriKKKan," in its Luscious Glory of cultural consciousness expected to regard Branson's so-called "music shows" as the defining standard of Amerikanischer Realkultur, not to watch the just-released version of The Lone Ranger because they think Johnny Depp's portrayal of Tonto, the boon Native American companion of the title character, is somehow "too pagan" for the Bible-Believing Ch...
Continue reading ...

Romance of the Sea North Schrodinger's Cat

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 3, 2013,
icon icon

20h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 3 JULY 2013: Nowadays, the ad as leads off this particular post today (click on same for the Hidden Significance therefor, or reasonable facsimilie thereof) would be banned as being "sexist" or otherwise "demeaning towards women," especially because of the implication that men should spank their wives for Choosing the Wrong Coffee--but in the 1950's (when this ad for Chase & Sanborn Coffee made the rounds; correct me if I'm wrong in the comments), such would be deemed acc...

Continue reading ...

Themselves Christian Patriots though

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, July 1, 2013,

16h UTC; MONDAY, 1 JULY 2013: First off, to the Canadian reader(s) of this blog, Your Correspondent sends his best wishes from south of the 49th for the Canada Day holiday today.

And as Canada is a bilingual nation, the preceding message will now be repeated in French:

Tout d'abord, pour le lecteur canadien(s) de ce blog, Votre Correspondant envoie ses meilleurs voeux du sud de la 49e à la Fête du Canada aujourd'hui.

Meanwhile, for our friends insisting that AmeriKKKa "needs to be more like Ch...

Continue reading ...

 Did you know you can send FREE text messages to any smartfone, anywhere in the world, through this website?

Just complete the form below, and hit "Send"!

If you'd like to contact Your Correspondent via e-mail, please complete the following form; the better to reduce the risk and danger of "spam" e-mails coming unto his Inbox via this blog:

Contact Us

To add this image to your very own blog for linkback, simply copy and paste the following specimen of HTML coding:

<a href="" target="new"><img src="" width="193" height="225" border="0"></a>

Your Correspondent would appreciate at least a modest donation in aid and comfort of this blog as much as himself; the amount doesn't exactly matter:


Listed on BlogShares

ExactSeek: Relevant Web Search

Free Automatic Link Backlinks Free

TheNeedInfo - Free Web Directory & Contact card Listing

Humor Blogs
best blog sites

Click to join friendsoftheblogthatam

Click to join friendsoftheblogthatam

Blogs That Follow

Personal-Journals blog

Get Links Free - Add your links instantly, no need to wait for approval.

click blog dot org


My Ping in

Add Website Free

Blog Directory

Automatic Link Exchange - Instantly add your link here. Fully automatic link exchange system. Also, why not try the FREE version of this automatic link exchange system yourself! Easy to install. Superb results!

Blog Promotion Top Blogs
Promote Your Blog
Free Blog Directory
Blogs Blog Tools Allie Marie

Global Web Directory

Free Ads

premium web directory

My site is worth
How much is yours worth?

Submit Your Site To The Web's Top 50 Search Engines for Free!

Free Blog Content

Search Engine Submission

Nominate Iludium Phosdex for a social media award in the Shorty Awards!Nominate Iludium Phosdex for a social media award in the Shorty Awards blogger category

White Pages

Free Advertising

Improve your marketing with the best web directories This site is listed under Magazines and E-zines Directory


Promote Your Page Too Free Classifieds - The Online Classifieds Solutions (TM)

Advertising website online free at - Submit & add url - advertise site promotion internet & exchange text links + increase traffic & improve page rank!

Search Engine OptimizationSubmit Express

Interesting Blogs

Made with Yola

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

 (Not to mention at least over 7,500 visitors to this page since its relaunch in November 2011.)


Just click on the button of your choice to share this page with your online drookies, or to receive these posts via RSS feed in your e-mail or feed readers:



Meet Your Correspondent:

Iludium Phosdex Dyslexic. Unemployable because of past psychosexual abuse; hence, dependent upon State charity (and trying to supplement it through the Online Mall on this site). One of The People Our Parents Warned Us About who DO happen to have opinions. Yet nonetheless opinionate, as carried out in this rather esoterically-inclined blog, this New Explosion of Pedigreed Bull on Teh Innerwebz.
Tagboard by Tag-Board.Org
Message - Smilies
Could you please take a few moments of your precious online time here to leave some comments for moi by way of my Guestbook and/or my Slambook, as long as you happen to be here? Your Correspondent would appreciate your comments on this blog or what he's thinking in blog form.

To view
this blog in your camera-equipped smartphone or tablet PC, simply focus same on, and scan, the following QR code:


Likewise with Your Correspondent's presence on mobile-optimised versions of Facebook and Twitter, respectively:



For the new smartfone-enabled mobile app for this blog, click here or scan the following QR code in your smartfone:


Recent Posts

Make a Free Website with Yola.