The Blog That Am! (A work by its author)


Thank you, reader, for visiting this The Blog Our Parents WARNED(!!) Us About, otherwise known as The Blog That Am!, today. Your Correspondent greatly appreciates your presence in this The Blog Our Parents Warned Us About, and would appreciate your comments (which, in the case of blog posts, are left by clicking on the title of the post you wish to comment on and, once loaded, following the relevant links) ... your responsible sharing of these posts in social media, e-mail and elsewhere ... your subscribing to the RSS feed ... and even supporting this blog AND Your Correspondent by spending some quality time in The Online Mall That Am!, which should have whatever you may need or require, and/or our Online Boutique, official online home for blog-related swag and ephemera which can also serve as free advertising therefor (in either case, pledging 9.11% of Your Correspondent's commission from your purchases towards reducing the National Debt of the United States, in case you needed a Good Cause to support with your online shopping). Thanks again for your time, and do make this a regular habit (preferably by bookmarking this in your web browser).***Please be aware and advised that, owing to the peculiar of this blog, any mention of brand names, products or services in blog posts does not necessarily constitute endorsement or approval; rather, such should be seen as enhancing editorial clarity or meaning.***Readers of this blog from European Union member states are advised that this blog uses cookies in the interest of enhancing your visit experience. Your continuing on this blog constitutes acceptance of these terms.***This site is ideally optimised for the Mozilla Firefox browser; you can download the most recent version therefor by clicking here and following the prompts.

Browsing Archive: June, 2013

They're good words first ill-sorted great start

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, June 30, 2013,

16h UTC; SUNDAY, 30 JUNE 2013: "Captain! thou abominable damned cheater, art thou not ashamed to be called captain? An captains were of my mind, they would truncheon you out, for taking their names upon you before you have earned them. You a captain! you slave, for what? for tearing a poor whore's ruff in a bawdy-house? He a captain! hang him, rogue! he lives upon mouldy stewed prunes and dried cakes. A captain! God's light, these villains will make the word as odious as the word 'occupy;' wh...
Continue reading ...

It's a demon from Hell

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, June 29, 2013,

18h UTC; SATURDAY, 29 JUNE 2013: One particularly popular trope that Elmer Gantry types seem to be pushing heavily all the more of late, thanks to this past week's Supreme Court decisions on same-gender marriage, is that the mere exposure of children to homosexuals or homosexual behaviour, even accidentally on a day's outing, "morally corrupts" them and scars them psychologically for life.

This absent any clear, demosntratable evidence as has been empirically researched and peer-reviewed in li...

Continue reading ...

All the men of old movies

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, June 28, 2013,

18h UTC; FRIDAY, 28 JUNE 2013: Sometimes, taking a day off from blogging can work miracles, especially in coming up with fresh inspiration as can be fermented well enow to get it into just the right measure of sarcasm and satiric intent apropos this blog.

Or can it, especially when a lot of things run through your mind all at once (including what could amount to the prospect of a Serious Family Emergency without prior warning, as could be the case with my own 92-year-old motherdear as is showi...

Continue reading ...

To keep the heat from the metal tray back brain

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, June 27, 2013,

00h UTC; THURSDAY, 27 JUNE 2013: As can be expected, the Elmer Gantryite camp is reacting in fear, trepidation and paranoia about the Clear and Present Imminence of Divine Wrath and Judgment Upon Thy Dear and Lovely Nation by way of the Supreme Court's decisions today in the interrelated cases of United States v. Windsor (as struck down the so-called "Defence of Marriage Act" vis-a-vis same-gender mariage) and Hollingsworth v. Perry (which held that such "pro-family" and "pro-traditional valu...
Continue reading ...

Go to all the hold time

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, June 25, 2013,

00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 26 JUNE 2013: If I may explain, reader, Your Correspondent (howbeit not without some difficulty, understand--not to mention mental frustration) tweaked around this website a little bit this afterlunch, largely to remove some deadwood (so to speak) and suchlike in the interest of improving download times and appearence. Hopefully, such ought be to your liking and approval.

Meanwhile, here in the blog, only three essays will now display by default instead of the five heretofo...

Continue reading ...

Meanwhile at St. Loony Up the Cream Bun and Jammiwam Parish

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, June 25, 2013,

16h UTC; TUESDAY, 25 JUNE 2013: So much for the contention Glenn Beck was pushing recently about the "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement likely to be seen by future historians as one with the Civil Rights Movement of the 1960's: Such would make sense only if South Africa's apartheid agenda was considered, in essence, a "civil rights" movement for the Afrikaner volk in particular and the white minority generally.

Especially when the Afrikaner wanted apartheid all the more as payback for a wholesale li...

Continue reading ...

Making much pleasure in the way-ho-way glill platonic time weatherborn unseen

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, June 24, 2013,

18h UTC; MONDAY, 24 JUNE 2013: When all is said and done about the just-concluded celebration of Winona Steamboat Days, no Wisconsin Dells waterslide would compare with the experience Your Correspondent had on Saturday evening: After the sudden, last-minoota even, cancellation of a scheduled performance by the South Shore Drill Team downtown because of their bus breaking down, prompting the crowd to break up--along comes quite the thunderstorm of a sort that forces everyone to seek out whatev...

Continue reading ...

I think I'm why your doubts!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, June 21, 2013,

18h UTC; FRIDAY, 21 JUNE 2013: As certain specimens of conservative Zealotry and True Belief await the Supreme Court's rulings on the legalities of the so-called "Defence of Marriage Act" and California's Proposition 8 sometime next week, as the current Supreme Court term winds down, you can just imagine the prolefeeders in service thereof pushing as much the notion that the elementary school curriculum and syllabus in particular include courses in Traditional and Proper Gender Role Identity ...
Continue reading ...

France are compelling from under the left arm

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, June 19, 2013,
Click the above to discover the interconnexion inherent.

16h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 19 JUNE 2013: First off, readers, an Appy Polly Loggy for such who are here for the online shopping angle:

In case you weren't aware of it by now, the State of Minnesota will start collecting sales tax on online purchases from July 1st--the which, know, doesn't quite sit well with, which still insists that extending sales tax as applied to more conventional retailers to online purchases is "unconstitutional"...

Continue reading ...

It's possible to really enjoy it?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, June 17, 2013,
Wondering about the interrelationship vis-a-vis this image
and its interrelated link? Click and see!

00h UTC; TUESDAY, 18 JUNE 2013: Now as Your Correspondent understands it, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, in the interest of "keeping taxes all the lower" towards jobs creation according to the disciplines of ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe as one with Our National Character and Identity as a Sovereign Peculiar Among the Nations, wants to plunder certain "unproductive and ineffect...

Continue reading ...

Embed the gadget suction effect, sucking embeds the eagles can be a weasel

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, June 17, 2013,

15h UTC; MONDAY, 17 JUNE 2013: Is it any wonder that a certain Sarah Palin is so unworthy of the public's trust and confidence (beyond, obviously, the limited intellectual grasp of her "REAL AmeriKKKan" drookies) that an online petition is now circulating calling upon Fox Prolefeed to add laugh tracks to any and all remarks of "Our Sarah" such as that "let Allah sort it out" such at the Faith and Freedom Conference this past weekend vis-a-vis the Assyrian situation, and American involvement i...
Continue reading ...

Open "Please Explain" Letter to Walmart Stores, Inc.

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, June 16, 2013,

Sunday, 16 June 2013
14h22 UTC

Walmart Stores, Inc.
702 SW 8th St.
Bentonville, AR 72716-0520

To whom it may concern:

In the interest of Truth, and out of concern for the Real American People you claim to be helping, I pray beseech you to Please Explain (and in easily-understood terms, if at all possible) the following points, which are well-documented (or which are otherwise well-known to you, yet insist on keeping as Protected Trade Secrets):
  1. What exactly prevents you from using your already rathe...

Continue reading ...

You won't die for you

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, June 14, 2013,

20h UTC; FRIDAY, 14 JUNE 2013: For some reason, Your Correspondent wasn't exactly thinking about posting a blog post today in line with what could be deemed a "summer schedule" as calls for less-frequent blog posts; however, things seem to have a way of changing course. Like this afterlunch, when a technician for the local CATV/broadband Innerwebz company I get services from paid a call to answer a service request as involved noticing transient outages of the Innerwebz interconnexion around m...
Continue reading ...

All smoking anime

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, June 13, 2013,
Take a look at what happens when you click on this picture
and a new browser window opens.

20h UTC; THURSDAY, 13 JUNE 2013:
So who exactly is the "real" Glenn Beck here: The one who delivered his online-TV message on cue cards, claiming "his vocal chords were paralysed" ... or the one who claimed on his syndicated radio programme that he is about to "break some important news as will rock the Nation and take down the entire power structure" within measurable distance?

So with full Appy Polly Log...

Continue reading ...

Cincinnati lights dazzling

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, June 12, 2013,

18h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 12 JUNE 2013: Memo to such as complain and bellyache about slow loading of this very blog in their web browsers:
  • Have you considered the likelihood of your Innerwebz interconnexion being rather slow in and of itself (i.e., dial-in as opposed to DSL, FiOS, WiFi or cable broadband)?
  • Have you considered that your computer's hard drive continuing to accumulate outdated and unnecessary content may explain your slow download speed and timing? (If such be the case, consider running...

Continue reading ...

I think bloggers have not seen a dream

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, June 11, 2013,

Where will the link as is the preceding photo
actually take you this time?

00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 12 JUNE 2013: What Certain Cultural Conservative Zealots and True Believers Don't Want You to Know (and "for reasons you will understand," or so the canard would have it):

Videlicet, their desire to willfully and yet consciously (denying same all the while, in line with a pervsaive brand of doublethink as seems to dominate conservative thought of late) dump upon lower-income communities the crudest and...

Continue reading ...

Sins that cry to Heaven for Vengeance

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, June 10, 2013,
Don't you love it when you discover what lies when you click on
images such as the preceding?

18h UTC; MONDAY, 10 JUNE 2013: First off, readers, I thought I'd bring to your Notice and Attention a couple of changes I'd try out to see if such would actually help things along:
  • For want of serious and viable traffic, the Weekly Roundup component has been discontinued. However, if you wish to subscribe to my e-mail list (look for the Yahoo! Groups link off to the side), I do hope to incorporate a rou...

Continue reading ...

To see the actual Walmart commercial we want

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, June 7, 2013,

Stand in solidarity with the lowly Walmart
employees on strike. Click on this image to add your name in solidarity.

00h UTC; SATURDAY, 8 JUNE 2013: You may or may not have been noticing a series of adverts on cable TV of late from Walmart purporting to show "actual Walmart shoppers" from the very "REAL AmeriKKKa" lionised by certain specimens of conservative prolefeeder heaping nothing but glowing generalities about Walmart and its representing "real value for money" for the "REAL AmeriKKKan."


Continue reading ...

The world is live 9 mph late

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, June 6, 2013,
Try clicking on the preceding image
without getting surprised at the end result.

00h UTC; FRIDAY, 7 JUNE 2013: How do we know that the wet and waterlogged farm fields as are seriously delaying fieldwork across parts of Wisconsin aren't a continuing show of Divine Wrath and Judgment upon same for Governor Scott Walker's policies as conspire to undermine liberty as much as the very ideal of ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe Walker's "Tea Party"-driven agenda claims to be defending?

As ...

Continue reading ...

Check the ignition on God's Love

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, June 6, 2013,

Don't be shy about what you might expect
when you click on this image.

18h UTC; THURSDAY, 6 JUNE 2013: Mein Innkeeper Friend's response to this rather flawed "study" from the so-called "Family Research Council:" "There are no gay Baptists."

As for the idea that "Tea Party" prolefeed suggests that states with "Tea Party"-influenced administrations and policies are actually "leading the Nation in Real Jobs Creation," such, unfortunately, fails to consider that the only "jobs" thus ensuing are:
  • at W...

Continue reading ...

Take your protein pills and put your helmet

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, June 4, 2013,

00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 5 JUNE 2013: A couple of interesting items this time around for our friends in that arena known as "AmeriKKKa Needs to Be More Like China" when it comes to Reclaiming Prosperity through the disciplines of ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe being one with Our National Character and Identity (as no doubt relate to other underlying articles of faith cherished deeply and dearly by that crowd, as will be seen):

For one, conservatives' contempt of unwed mothers (someti...

Continue reading ...

What time is really a good idea?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, June 4, 2013,

18h UTC; TUESDAY, 4 JUNE 2013: So much for that patsy that Glenn Beck, his audience in sheer decline (and then some), is now pushing about his Good and Loyal Radio Listener Drookies being "civil rights leaders who will save our Nation"--which, to Your Correspondent, makes sense only if the more hard-wired supporters of South Africa's apartheid regime in the day (in particular the Afrikaner Volk who were expected to benefit all the more thereby) saw themselves as "civil rights leaders" for the...
Continue reading ...

This is a Man of Action message

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, June 3, 2013,

Try checking out what's available in Wisconsin Dells
by clicking on the above, and using the related search tools.

18h UTC; MONDAY, 3 JUNE 2013: First off, a bit of personal news: My own Motherdear (as turns 92 in a fortnight's time from today) has been discerned as having the early stages of dementia. Which is to be expected at her age and with herself in nursing care, seriously incapacitated in the arms so that she can't write or even do much of anything anymore, and evident when she goes on ...

Continue reading ...

Are sound reasons?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, June 2, 2013,

18h UTC; SUNDAY, 2 JUNE 2013: To such among you visitors who, in looking over this somewhat esoterically-inclined blog, think I should essentially "dumb down" this blog "to attract more readers" through using simpler language, may I exercise my Right of Reply thus:

The very concept of "using simpler language" reeks, IMHO, of the Oceanic regime in Orwell's Nineteen Eighty Four creating (and using) Newspeak as a means of ensuring political and ideological conformity and orthodoxy among the Party...

Continue reading ...

Self-help assistance: ideas

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, June 1, 2013,

16h UTC; SATURDAY, 1 JUNE 2013: As we all know(?), boys and girls, a key article of faith held and cherished deeply and dearly among "Tea Party," "9/12," "Christian Patriot" and suchlike types is that which insists that the only "real" model of socioeconomic recovery and stimulus which matters in Thy Dear and Lovely Land is one which creates REAL jobs, paying REAL money, employing REAL AmeriKKKans.

One expected to be "born out of the Volk to serve the Volk" rather than by the State, with "impr...

Continue reading ...

 Did you know you can send FREE text messages to any smartfone, anywhere in the world, through this website?

Just complete the form below, and hit "Send"!

If you'd like to contact Your Correspondent via e-mail, please complete the following form; the better to reduce the risk and danger of "spam" e-mails coming unto his Inbox via this blog:

Contact Us

To add this image to your very own blog for linkback, simply copy and paste the following specimen of HTML coding:

<a href="" target="new"><img src="" width="193" height="225" border="0"></a>

Your Correspondent would appreciate at least a modest donation in aid and comfort of this blog as much as himself; the amount doesn't exactly matter:


Listed on BlogShares

ExactSeek: Relevant Web Search

Free Automatic Link Backlinks Free

TheNeedInfo - Free Web Directory & Contact card Listing

Humor Blogs
best blog sites

Click to join friendsoftheblogthatam

Click to join friendsoftheblogthatam

Blogs That Follow

Personal-Journals blog

Get Links Free - Add your links instantly, no need to wait for approval.

click blog dot org


My Ping in

Add Website Free

Blog Directory

Automatic Link Exchange - Instantly add your link here. Fully automatic link exchange system. Also, why not try the FREE version of this automatic link exchange system yourself! Easy to install. Superb results!

Blog Promotion Top Blogs
Promote Your Blog
Free Blog Directory
Blogs Blog Tools Allie Marie

Global Web Directory

Free Ads

premium web directory

My site is worth
How much is yours worth?

Submit Your Site To The Web's Top 50 Search Engines for Free!

Free Blog Content

Search Engine Submission

Nominate Iludium Phosdex for a social media award in the Shorty Awards!Nominate Iludium Phosdex for a social media award in the Shorty Awards blogger category

White Pages

Free Advertising

Improve your marketing with the best web directories This site is listed under Magazines and E-zines Directory


Promote Your Page Too Free Classifieds - The Online Classifieds Solutions (TM)

Advertising website online free at - Submit & add url - advertise site promotion internet & exchange text links + increase traffic & improve page rank!

Search Engine OptimizationSubmit Express

Interesting Blogs

Made with Yola

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

 (Not to mention at least over 7,500 visitors to this page since its relaunch in November 2011.)


Just click on the button of your choice to share this page with your online drookies, or to receive these posts via RSS feed in your e-mail or feed readers:



Meet Your Correspondent:

Iludium Phosdex Dyslexic. Unemployable because of past psychosexual abuse; hence, dependent upon State charity (and trying to supplement it through the Online Mall on this site). One of The People Our Parents Warned Us About who DO happen to have opinions. Yet nonetheless opinionate, as carried out in this rather esoterically-inclined blog, this New Explosion of Pedigreed Bull on Teh Innerwebz.
Tagboard by Tag-Board.Org
Message - Smilies
Could you please take a few moments of your precious online time here to leave some comments for moi by way of my Guestbook and/or my Slambook, as long as you happen to be here? Your Correspondent would appreciate your comments on this blog or what he's thinking in blog form.

To view
this blog in your camera-equipped smartphone or tablet PC, simply focus same on, and scan, the following QR code:


Likewise with Your Correspondent's presence on mobile-optimised versions of Facebook and Twitter, respectively:



For the new smartfone-enabled mobile app for this blog, click here or scan the following QR code in your smartfone:


Recent Posts

Make a Free Website with Yola.