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Browsing Archive: March, 2013

What's going on in any search

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, March 27, 2013,

18h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 27 MARCH 2013: Reader, you may want to consider this as the last posting here for awhile, and for such reasons I will now explain:
  1. The Easter weekend break, for starters.
  2. Another physiotherapy session tomorrow afterlunch vis-a-vis the tension in my right shoulder after the slip-and-fall last Saturday morning. But at least, thanks to blue mineral pain rub for one, the pain is easing up.
Hopefully, barring some other set of Unfortunate Events as may break suddenly or otherwise ...
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Saw the whole month

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, March 26, 2013,

00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 27 MARCH 2013: In any event, Your Correspondent managed to get back to blogging at this time thanks to the scheduling of his physical therapy session this afterlunch to deal with that shoulder as got injured in that slip Saturday morning just as his apartment was in plain sight. Which, for the most part, involved a few simple exercises to speed along the healing process, isometric for the most part.

Another therapy session has been scheduled for Thursday afterlunch, by whic...

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'Tis a love game!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, March 25, 2013,
Clicking on this particular image should pose no serious issues with your PC;
at least I hope so.

21h UTC; MONDAY, 25 MARCH 2013:
Ere I begin this particular post, readers, a brief explanation is in order if it happens that you may not notice fresh posts for awhile: Last Saturday morning, as I was heading back to my apartment from my morning's duty at the motel I do for in Winona--and in the homestretch, as it were--I slipped on an icy patch in the driveway serving my apartment complex and sepa...

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He's fixed!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, March 24, 2013,

18h UTC; SUNDAY, 24 MARCH 2013: In case you haven't heard by now, "Tea Party" True Believers in and among its rank-and-file have been advised to boycott Fox News Channel, otherwise seen as their One True and Credible Prolefeed Source, this weekend as a show of protest against their supposed and presumed "turn towards the liberal" ideologically. Which is enough to wonder whether there are likely to be other (in)credible prolefeed channels out there reflecting the "Tea Party" ideological line, ...
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Some stunned and truth

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 23, 2013,
Go ahead. Click on this image and see that which metaboliseth in a new window.

18h UTC; SATURDAY, 23 MARCH 2013: Inevitably, it was bound to come out before too long: The "real" agenda of the Greater "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement turns out to be of Fascistic orientation. And we have this on the word of one James Ives, former Director of Propaganda for the AmeriKKKan Fascist Party and now head of Texas' Greater Fort Bend County Tea Party (outside Houston, in case you ask). Witness these remarks ...

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Living forever today, tomorrow, 1900 yesterday returned

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, March 22, 2013,
Be not afraid of clicking on this image and seeing what transpireth
in a new browser window.

18h UTC; FRIDAY, 22 MARCH 2013: Should you, dear reader, ask questions about the inspiration for today's post titling, it was inspired by a line from a song off the 2007 animated mockumentary Surf's Up as went "Life is not forever, so turn tomorrow into yesterday" or such to that effect. Only Engrishfied, with the added allusion to the 1971 light-pop hit "Nineteen Hundred Yesterday" by Liz Damon's Orien...

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Can only changes call?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, March 21, 2013,

The message above says it all vis-a-vis Your Correspondent.
Click on the image for a surprise as may or may not interrelate.

18h UTC; THURSDAY, 21 MARCH 2013: It may be just moi, but you have to wonder if the "Tea Party" and "9-12" types ideologcally value a "stay-the-course" complacency most hard-wired and outdated as one with Reclaiming Our Dear Lovely Nation from Itself. Especially when reinforced by measures modelled on apartheid South Africa's Suppression of Communism Act 1950, based on th...

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We must run everything

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, March 20, 2013,
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Don't be afraid to click on this image, seeing what transpireth ultimately.

18h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 20 MARCH 2013: This may be the First Day of Spring climatologically in the Northern Hemisphere (Minnesota included, know), but it seems not to have the look or feel therefor for some reason or another. Especially with Easter Sunday being just over a week away now (Sunday the 31st, to be exact); however, it looks as if relief could be forthcoming weather-wise up here ere the weekend arriveth in the ...

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Instant bond is broken and my mother time

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, March 19, 2013,

18h UTC; TUESDAY, 19 MARCH 2013: In starting out this time around, boys and girls, Your Correspondent wishes to note that the titling of this post was inspired by Paul Simon's first big solo hit, "Mother and Child Reunion" from 1972--made even more interesting through its being Engrishfied. (The inspiration for the original was a dish that Meneer Simon found on the menu of a Chinese restaurant in New York.)

Which brings up a possible Mondegreen Alert therefrom about the lines "But the mother a...

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True North's a powerful free submit a spaceship God

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, March 18, 2013,
Lloyd, Floyd and Boyd Approved (never mind their unravelling the tasks their boss,
Cyril Sneer by name and stylee, assigns them more than likely)

18h UTC; MONDAY, 18 MARCH 2013: One thing that the GOP, in its desire to attract especially the young, women and National Minorities over to its agenda founded (it seems) on the Afrikaner Nationalist ideal of 'n Volk red homself (Afrikaans; "a people rescues itself")--otherwise known as the "Growth and Opportunity Project", in its Luscious Glory of eu...

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Rather than technological innovation, including the comet's bright future

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, March 17, 2013,

Thankfully, you should have no issues on your end
after clicking on this image and seeing what its new window reveals.

18h UTC; SUNDAY, 17 MARCH 2013:
Maybe we ought to find out if much of the prevailing conservative prolefeed, especially such as was developed at the just-concluded CPAC 2013, unwittingly hath echoes or similarities to the North Korean brand insisting that Man is the Master of Everything, and decides Everything (or, put another way, the AmeriKKKan People are the True Masters of ...

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Facing South on the East side

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 16, 2013,
Let's just hope those pigs managed to short-circuit any designs of Cyril Sneer
to watch your web browsing via keylogger.Just go ahead
and click this image anyway.

18h UTC; SATURDAY, 16 MARCH 2013: Judging by the timing of recent days' postings, reader, it appears likely where, as the weather starts to become more clement up this way, these postings will be timed to appear as they are of late (as in at 18h UTC time) for the forseeable future. How this came to be is anybody's guess.

But for those...

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He requires something other sedatives

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, March 15, 2013,

Hopefully, you'll take responsive measures once you've clicked on this image.
Such will actually be of benefit to Your Correspondent.

18h UTC; FRIDAY, 15 MARCH 2013:
Just when the thinking seems to be one about spring being all the sooner about this time, there can't help but be at least one or two more Major Winter Storms to intervene and delay things all the more. Especially here in the Midwestern United States, which seem to get the worst of this segue's weather scenarios.

Beautiful Downtown ...

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Why it's a dream

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, March 14, 2013,
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It's not as if a certain Cyril Sneer didn't sneak in keylogger script unto your PC;
nonetheless, go ahead and click on this image. You might enjoy what lies beyond.

18h UTC; THURSDAY, 14 MARCH 2013: Some facts you may want to know about the newly-elected Pope Francis I, nee Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, former Archbishop of Buenos Aires, Argentina:
  • His election to the papacy actually marks several firsts: He's the first Pope to come from the Jesuit order, the first from the Americas (itself p...

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Please forward ahead of him

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, March 13, 2013,

Just be thankful Cyril Sneer isn't ecactly watching you online.

18h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 13 MARCH 2013: First, reader, may I apologise for not being able to communicate with you yesterday here, what with my presence at yesterday's Mental Health Day at the [Minnesota State] Capitol, with which Your Correspondent attended as part of a Winona contingent therefor in support of such legislation deemed essential to the cause of mental health and the comfort of the mentally ill and disabled.

Which leads Yo...

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Cyril Sneer about 10 common misconceptions

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, March 11, 2013,

Well--what are you waiting for to happen?

00h UTC; TUESDAY, 12 MARCH 2013: Hopefully, the Canadian readers of this somewhat esoterically snarky brand of blog understand the allusion to the perennial villain on the typically Canadian animated TV series The Raccoons (as aired on the Canadian Broadcorping Castration, with concurrent presentation on The Disney Channel south of the 49th, from 1986 until 1991, with three specials beforehand, and is still on TV in occasional reruns--not to mention on...

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Find anything about professional writing and tried

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, March 10, 2013,
Hopefully, Cyril Sneer isn't using a keylogger to monitor your Innerwebz habits.
So go ahead and click on, secure in the knowledge.

21h UTC; SUNDAY, 10 MARCH 2013:
First off, to the readership in North America (except as otherwise proscribed), I trust you all remembered to set the clocks ahead one hour inasmuch as Daylight Savings Time (or, as the Europeans call it, Summer Time) is now in effect for 2013.

Meanwhile, it just seems as if Your Correspondent doesn't exactly have anything in mind rig...

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At the bottom of the Coupe de Ville Cracker Jack box like this

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 9, 2013,

So what's holding you back from clicking on this photo,
the prospect of Cyril Sneer eavesdropping via keylogger?

00h UTC; SATURDAY, 9 MARCH 2013: Every time the official Federal unemployment numbers show a significant and measurable decline in the unemployment numbers here in our "morally superior" United States, conservative prolefeeders go into full-on hysterics and claim that such are somehow fudged or manipulated for "political reasons" vis-a-vis President Obama.

Unfortunately, though, what...

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Really is a comic caper

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, March 7, 2013,
It's not as if the End Times were to suddenly happen
if you were to click on this image;
try it anyway, and I hope nothing bad happens.

00h UTC; FRIDAY, 8 MARCH 2013: As if Beautiful Downtown Pyongyang was unlikely, because of the old res angusta domi supposedly seen as necessary towards the achievement of the People-Centred Socialism Founded on the Juche Idea, to make good its previous threat to launch pre-emptive nuclear strikes against the United States, or otherwise revoke the 1953 ceasefire...

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The smell of hospitals in winter

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, March 6, 2013,

Go ahead. Click on this picture and see what you get.
Nobody's looking more than likely.

00h UTC; THURSDAY, 7 MARCH 2013: As if the so-called "Bolivarist Republic of Venezuela" wasn't plunged all so suddenly into a week of National Mourning (with schools concurrently suspending classes in the interim) over the shock loss Tuesday evening of its charismatic(?) President, Hugo Chavez, to the effects of pneumonia aggravated by cancer at age 54 (after over a year's cancer treatments in Cuba, know), ...

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Live Hollywood Magic Mountain, Disneyland, square is not

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, March 5, 2013,

At least the article the image links to this time around has some relevance for once.
Just click it anyway; you may learn something here.

00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 6 MARCH 2013: Reader, some Appy Polly Loggies are due here for the change of pace into what the Europeans call feuilleton here this go-round; sometimes, Your Correspondent, in common with many other bloggers, needs a change of pace into uncharted waters (so to speak) when it comes to blog material.

And this time, he wishes to admit to a lon...

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Mighty Joe boys secondary

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, March 5, 2013,

You just can't resist imagining what lies beyond
when clicking on this image, no?

00h UTC; TUESDAY, 5 MARCH 2013: You can just imagine Certain Conservative Prolefeeders hailing as a Hero and Role-Model for Right-Thinking "REAL AmeriKKKan" Youth that nurse at a seniors' assisted-living centre in Bakersfield, CA who refused to perform CPR on an 87-year-old woman as had collapsed at the weekend thus resident because of company policies against the practice, requiring instead that 911 be called to ...

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God right feed is the beauty of AmeriKKKa with His Spaceship

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, March 3, 2013,
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Have you considered where clicking on this image
won't likely cause serious issues?
Go ahead. You know you want to anyway.

21h30 UTC; SUNDAY, 3 MARCH 2013: Temptation, it seems, has got the better of Your Correspondent in posting this on Sunday after quite awhile of not doing so in the hope of seeing whether such would have serious adverse impact on traffic and readership. But then again, don't expect such to likely be a regular habit any time soon.

Even when you consider that the Minnwissippi i...

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I think he looks like last laughs softly

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 2, 2013,
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You're just curious to know what lies behind, eight?
So just click it anyway!

21h UTC; SATURDAY, 2 MARCH 2013: So how do we know Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker didn't bribe his way out of the John Doe Enquiry just to protect his name and repute further, using the Legal Defence Fund of his set up against the possibility of serious criminal action? (Especially given where it's emerging that he's seeking a RepubliKKKan Presidential bid for Indecision 2016, enow time for plenty of opportunities f...

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Do you REALLY know young people?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 2, 2013,

What would stop you exactly from
seeing what happens when you click on this picture, reader?

00h UTC; SATURDAY, 2 MARCH 2013: So Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is breathing relief (or so he thinks) at the news that he may not be facing Serious Criminal Charges issuing from the extended John Doe Enquiry into corrupt political practices back when he was Milwaukee County Chairman some years back ... not to mention testing the possibility of a Presidential bid in Indecision 2016 as would play on h...

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To escape the heartache and roads?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, March 1, 2013,

Don't be shy about it, reader.
You just KNOW you want to click on this picture and see
what lies beyond.

00h UTC; FRIDAY, 1 MARCH 2013: As you're probably aware of by now, His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI, having resigned the papacy and now in interim seclusion at the papal summer retreat near Castel Gandolfo, is now considered "Pope Emeritus."

The papacy, for the interim, is now officially sede vacante ("see vacant").

And the 114 members of the College of Cardinals who will choose Benedict's succes...

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