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Browsing Archive: May, 2013

It's a Real AmeriKKKan Fox News type

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, May 31, 2013,

19h UTC; FRIDAY, 31 MAY 2013: Ahhh, the fetish Fox News Channel hath for their ideal of the "REAL AmeriKKKan," as in a white, European-AmeriKKKan (what the Nazis would have called "Aryan," as it were), "Bible-Believing" Christian, expected to be too self-conscious of his own race, faith and jingoistic mindsets to recognise the prospect of his being all the more at risk for "poor whiteism" of the highest order, as well as such being exploited by the weird and unwholesome, "For My God and My Co...
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Beautiful Kiss dear France

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, May 29, 2013,

00h UTC; THURSDAY, 30 MAY 2013: Is it just me, or does it seem that we don't hear much about June Dairy Month anymore than we used to in younger days?

Meanwhile, the "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement's own Congressional Quean, Michelle Bachmann (GOP/MN) "herself," announced in a somewhat hilarious-looking online video early yesterday that she would not be seeking a fifth term. The reasoning therefor was not immediately explained, however, she avoided the prospect of a Major Interconnexion to FBI an...

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Can you see the Marrakesh Express?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, May 29, 2013,

00h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 29 MAY 2013: Talk about outright ignorance of the facts mixed with outright designs on arrogance condoning designs on Total Shoobie Trap Domination: The announcement by Mt. Olympus Water and Theme Park in Wisconsin Dells that its Hades 360 wooden rollercoaster (essentially a reworking of the existing Hades such to accomodate a loop) is the world's first looping wooden rollercoaster was quickly challenged by someone responding to a related item on the Wisconsin Dells Visito...
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Free lone cow is simple and easy to use

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, May 27, 2013,

00h UTC; TUESDAY, 28 MAY 2013: Thus doth the Memorial Day Long Weekend in the United States--and, for our British friends, the Spring Bank Holiday such--conclude. On a wet, damp, showery note (at least here in the Minnwissippi region where Your Correspondent is based), which is, unfortunately, expected to persist for a few days more, with prospect of flash flooding ensuing.

Two articles of faith which "Tea Party," "9/12" and suchlike types hold deeply and dearly, yet fail to offer clear ration...

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Taking Tiger Mountain by any strategem?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, May 23, 2013,

18h UTC; THURSDAY, 23 MAY 2013: So where exactly is it written, pray, that renewable energy, and policies to encourage same, are deemed incompatible with ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe as one with Our National Character and Identity as a Sovereign Peculiar Among the Nations (all the while insisting that "every Nation is founded upon a Country [Landsbodem] allocted unto it by God")?

And talk about a poor use of rape analogy--to wit, Glenn Beck's using same vis-a-vis the non-scand...

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Messed up her rhythym method

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, May 22, 2013,

18h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 22 MAY 2013: As school prepares to let out for the summer break in many parts of the country over the next fortnight or so, Your Correspondent can just imagine certain specimens of parents calling their children into the living room ahead of the end of term to explain, not the "facts of life," but the "why and wherefore" behind an insistence on the kids' being out of the house all the more during the summer break from classes, said kids expected to be "out and about" from ...
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Confession and no room

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, May 21, 2013,

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18h UTC; TUESDAY, 21 MAY 2013: First off, Your Correspondent feels it best to send his solidarities and sympathies to those as have been afflicted by the late tornadoes in Oklahoma--as in Sunday's such in Shawnee as killed two and yesterday's such in the Oklahoma City suburb of Moore as killed 51 people (24 of which have been confirmed officially), with consider...

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Here's something this irresponsible or illegal?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, May 19, 2013,

16h UTC; SUNDAY, 19 MAY 2013: By now, you may or may not have heard about where Mayor Rob Ford out of Toronto The Good (or reasonable facsimilie thereof) was seen on a video supposedly smorking crack cocaine in a car park from a glass pipe (or, again, reasonable facsimilie thereof) ... and that said video was making the rounds of Teh Innerwebz big-big time, notwithstanding where offers to sell the video to and The Toronto Star (as has been rather uneasy towards His Honour) were uns...

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Because of that deep love II

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, May 18, 2013,

18h UTC; SATURDAY, 18 MAY 2013: Could you just imagine the following interesting scenario:

As in a youngish boy on the cusp of his pubescence, his sexual flowering, the only survivor of a serious yacht accident somewhere in the Pacific's broad expanse as suddenly took the life of the rest of his family as were cruising thereon in the interest of "learning" ... who, as it turned out, managed to get into the only available rescue raft from said yacht and was left drifiting for a couple days unti...

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Social responsibility in manufacturing disaster

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, May 17, 2013,

18h UTC; FRIDAY, 17 MAY 2013: So much for the current "Tea Party" prolefeed trope about applictions for tax-exempt status from affiliated entities being targeted by the IRS "for deliberate political reasons," and then some: A former head of the NAACP has gone on record suggesting that the overzealous scruitny may have been warranted all along ... as well as evidence suggesting that not even Liberal- or Progressive-leaning causes or sects were exempt from overzealous IRS watch-and-ward vis-a-v...
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Children's grief is these days

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, May 16, 2013,

18h UTC; THURSDAY, 16 MAY 2013: In case you're asking, reader, about the inspiration for the titling of today's post: Your Correspondent, for some unknown reason or another, was thinking at some length the other night about Fletcher's Castoria, an old children's laxative sort of like cough sirup in consistency with a taste sort of like sasparilla ... and whose longtime slogan was "Children Cry for It."

Nowadays, such claims can't appear in children's advertising especially because such would b...

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Please don't confuse the implementation of Major Tom Yum

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, May 15, 2013,

18h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 15 MAY 2013: Has anybody out there considered the likelihood of the late scandal revolving around claims that the Internal Revenue Service arbitrarily delayed the processing of applications by "Tea Party," "9/12" and "patriot" groups seeking tax-exempt status being nothing but a manufactured "Tea Party"-brand PsyOps prolefeed designed to discredit President Obama (with the oh-so-subtle hint of appeals to latent racism expected throughout)?

With the Emergency Procurator Fisc...

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See what my rights of Christians?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, May 14, 2013,

18h UTC; TUESDAY, 14 MAY 2013: No wonder the "Tea Party" crowd has this Grand Delusion (and then some) insisting that Our Dear Lovely AmeriKKKa be seen as nothing less than the Divinely-Ordained Lord and Master of the World, the Universe and the 28 Known Galaxies as of Divine Will and Right, and that the schools should promote as much in their curriculum (provided such was nativist, racist and xenophobically delusional, not unlike apartheid South Africa's Christian National Education syllabus...
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The (howbeit unlikely) "rehabilitation" of "David Manning"

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, May 13, 2013,

18h UTC; MONDAY, 13 MAY 2013: Among dictatorial or otherwise totalitarian regimes, Communist such in particular, "rehabilitation" will sometimes be used as a way to bring back to grace and favour (ideologically especially) such inner-circle politicans who once were in favour, but because of ideological paradigm shifts fell out thereof to the point of banishment. Especially so in the face of power struggles as threaten the regime's Mandate of Heaven, as it were, so as to itself undermine publi...
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Now, hold the following products (part twee)

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, May 11, 2013,

18h UTC; SUNDAY, 12 MAY 2013: The other day, there was an interesting commentary on the NPR breakfast show Morning Edition as called out a double standard which seems to exist on unscripted "reality" TV shows of late when it comes to depiction and presentation--to wit: Why is it acceptable to depict working-class whites (or, as conservative prolefeeders insist on depicting such, the "REAL AmeriKKKans") as Objects of Fun and Hilarity for "reality" programming (especially by playing up what som...
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Now, hold the following products

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, May 10, 2013,

18h UTC; FRIDAY, 10 MAY 2013: One of the more legendary stories of Old-Time Radio (howbeit rather apocryphal, as is quick to point out) involves the host of a much-loved children's radio programme who, having signed off for the day, and thinking his microphone was switched off, uttered under his breath some remark to the effect of "I guess that'll hold the little bastards"--which wound up being heard over the airwaves, prompting much in the way of angry phone calls and telegrams to...

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We know every Major Tom addiction

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, May 9, 2013,

18h UTC; THURSDAY, 9 MAY 2013: Hopefully, after several days of emphasising single topics in blog posts, I hope such met well with you ... and meanwhile, for such among you as are accustomed to my more conventional brand of blogging (as in discussing several topics at hand in the same post), I'd like to go back to that format. In any event, your comments on the tone and stylee of blogging preferred are greatly appreciated in any event.

First off, Your Correspondent calls the Notice and Attenti...

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Because of that deep love

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, May 8, 2013,

18h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 8 MAY 2013: Your Correspondent acknowledges where, on occasion, he feels like recourse to feuilleton as a way to "break the ice" and add variety to an otherwise boring sort of weblog such as this.

This time around, reader, imagine if you will a youngish boy on the cusp of his flowering, the sort whose parents have an isolated beach house where they've preferred to spend their summer vacations for God knows how long. The sort of parents as would rather prefer for the boy bei...

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So pray for the country of wholesale grief already

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, May 7, 2013,

So what exactly is the harm in clicking on
this image and seeing what happens in the end result, reader?

18h UTC; TUESDAY, 7 MAY 2013: Elmer Gantryite, "Tea Party" and suchlike prolefeeders like to go over-the-top emo from time to time about Our Dear Lovely Nation, Successor to Apartheid South Africa for the Title of God's Own Country as of Natural and Divinely-Ordained Right, being all the more closer to Clear and Present Danger of Her National and Sovereign Identity as a Peculiar Among the Na...

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Talk about your strange bedfellows (ideolgical)

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, May 6, 2013,
In 99 of 100 cases, clicking on images such as this
pose no ensuing harm to your PC.
So go ahead; try it for yourself.

18h UTC; MONDAY, 6 MAY 2013:
Not even the good people at Ripley's will believe it ... but it's not outside the realm of possibility to imagine where the so-called "REAL AmeriKKKan" (at least in the mind of certain specimens of conservative prolefeed, in particular the so-called "Confederate Southern AmeriKKKan" community) and the Unreconstructed Afrikaner down South Africa way, ...

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Appreciated the dualistic thinking "tea parties" curiosity

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, May 5, 2013,
What exactly stops you otherwise from clicking on this image, and discovering
(via new browser window) what lies beyond?

18h UTC; SUNDAY, 5 MAY 2013: The term and concept of "doublethink," as we all know, was introduced to the world in George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty Four, vintage 1948, to explain the core ideological disciplines of the Oceanic police state and its ideology of Ingsoc (Newspeak, recall, for "English Socialism"), requiring, as it did, subscribing to and accepting without qu...

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To see the wrong cavemen hit

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, May 4, 2013,

Clicking unto this image (hopefully) won't do any harm to your computer.
Just give it a try; what's there to fear?

18h UTC; SATURDAY, 4 MAY 2013: Could HLN be worthy of an outright boycott and advertiser "name-and-shame" campaign as they, in their Luscious Glory of Unhealthy, Over-the-Top Sensationalism of Otherwise Obscure and Local Murder Cases, segue from that of Jodi Arias (as is now before the jury therefor) to that of George Zimmerman within measurable distance (and likely continuing over...

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Throw a Mickey Mouse Magic Mountain cow

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, May 3, 2013,
Don't be shy about it.
You just KNOW you want to click on this.

18h UTC; FRIDAY, 3 MAY 2013: From the "This is NOT the Good Humor Man of your childhood" department comes word that two rival ice-cream trick operators out of Gloversville, NY have been playing "down-and-dirty" in trying to win over business and custom with recent mild weather up that way--as in parking their trucks in all-too-close proximity to each other and their respective drivers engaging in outright brawls that, in at least o...

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Instead of those sailors, see Dancehall rap battle

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, May 2, 2013,

Consider just clicking on this image, thereby conquering any fears
and paranoia you would have in this regard.

18h UTC; THURSDAY, 2 MAY 2013: So much for the out-of-season character and nature of this peculiar early May snowstorm here in the Minnwissippi where Your Correspondent is based; we can do without the Elmer Gantryite prolefeed suggesting that said storm is a show of Divine Warning about Yahweh God preparing to withdraw His Protective Hand of Salvation from Our Dear Lovely Nation for Fa...

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