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Browsing Archive: April, 2014

Our entry for the Cheap Sunglasses of Door County

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, April 30, 2014,
This explains the more sensible choice as linked behind before.
(And, you know, a new browser window will open.)

18h15 UTC; TUESDAY, 30 APRIL 2014:
Starting out today, howbeit still cold and dreary (but with improvement possible at the weekend here in the Minnwissippi) with the one essay-writing programme the frustrated teacher is sure to welcome for once when all is said and done (and, for that matter, your typical student seeking to game the grading software in the process):

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Our entry for the Rhinestone Shades of the Hayward Lakes

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, April 29, 2014,
As far as I believe, on the other hand cannot detect
the wearable mobile phone next-generation travel.
(Discover the range by clicking on the preceding image.)

17h45 UTC; TUESDAY, 29 APRIL 2014: Those looking for indisputable proof that former Fox News prolefeeder Glenn Beck is probably either drunk, addicted ro narcotics or is otherwise suffering some class of a Serious Emotional Disorder (which, in any case, may be an attempt to evade the Harsh Reality on Meneer Beck's part of a serious issue ...

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Our entry for the Cheap Sunglasses of South Padre Island

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, April 28, 2014,

22h30 UTC; MONDAY, 28 APRIL 2014: The following, via, should be considered as A Warning to especially the more hard-wired Zealots and True Believers among the rank-and-file of the Greater "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement relative to where their donations are actually going. Read it and weep--but not to moi:
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, an...

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Our entry for the Rhinestone Shades of Cedar Point

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, April 28, 2014,

At least she had some foresight and vision.
On the other hand, should you?
1 click on the image for electric scooters!

19h35 UTC; MONDAY, 28 APRIL 2014: No wonder former RepubliKKKan Vice-Presidential wannabe Sarah Palin loves to stoke the white-hot furnaces of fanaticism among the ranks of the Moronic Underworld with rhetorically-driven remarks that, in the proper set of circumstances, could spark mob rule, insurrection and chaos--which is what her "Christian Patriot" ilk must love to see despe...

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Our entry for the Cheap Sunglasses of Daytona Beach

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, April 27, 2014,

If ever there was a reason for Real America to reject the folly
that is the Keystone XL pipeline, knowing such will have no realistic stateside benefit,
consider the preceding (as well as the story the image links to).

17h15 UTC; SUNDAY, 27 APRIL 2014: What a way to wind down April in the Minnwissippi--with what could be an extended period of cold, rainy and windy conditions as mean that the farmers and planters won't have much time in the fields, the which segues into the very early part of May...

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Our entry for the Rhinestone Shades of Key West

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, April 26, 2014,
But then again, money order club wholesale value research online.
(Find out by clicking on the above.)

17h20 UTC; SATURDAY, 26 APRIL 2014:
If ever there was a time for the "Christian Patriot" movement to start distancing themselves from their fawning for Russian President Vladimir Putin vis-a-vis homophobic policies of state in the name of "protecting children from homosexuality",now would have to be that time (especially in the wake of numerous prominent conservatives distancing themselves fro...

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Our entry for the Cheap Sunglasses of The Wildwoods

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, April 25, 2014,

Boys and girls is YOUR money, YOUR choice, YOUR future!
(Appy Polly Loggies there to the Social Security Project
[if that] of the Cato Institute.)

17h40 UTC; FRIDAY, 25 APRIL 2014: On what may be one of the last decent weather days for the entire of April here in the Minnwissippi region (or so the forecast is suggesting),Your Correspondent would like to note at this time that he has joined this blog up with, the better out of serious necessity to increase his traffic numbers at ...

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Our entry for the Rhinestone Shades of Atlantic City

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, April 24, 2014,
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It all depends on the right hotel. An appropriate price. At the appropriate time.
How to detect for the simple reason that you can do?

17h35 UTC; THURSDAY, 24 APRIL 2014: You may or may not have heard by now about an emergency fundraising e-mail being sent out by the so-called "AmeriKKKan Family Association" claiming that "Bible-Believing Christians" are subtly being prevented from employment in seven specific professions because gay marriage and the acceptance of homosexuality "in variance wi...

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Our entry for the Cheap Sunglasses of Branson

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, April 23, 2014,
Lassen Sie es an die Deutschen, sich mit dem ultimativen Waschtag Wunder.
Erfahren Sie mehr - und, für diese Angelegenheit, kauft für sich selbst - durch
einen Klick auf dieses Bild.

22h35 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 23 APRIL 2014:
Firstly, Your Correspondent needs to apologise at this time for some rather unusual tardiness in the posting of this missive today, as he was rather busy with a mental health evaluation, lunch--and a post-lunch nap, come to think of it--uptown much of the morning and afterlunc...

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Our entry for the Rhinestone Shades of the Catskills

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, April 22, 2014,

You can guess here-specific interconnexion?

16h45 UTC; TUESDAY, 22 APRIL 2014:
As today happens to be Earth Day 2014, there can be no doubt that certain misguided Zealots and True Believers in the very notion that ekonomesie vryheid van ons styl is one with AmeriKKKan National Unity and Identity as a Sovereign Peculiar Among the Nations by Divine Right and Endowment will still insist (without credible evidence, the which is sure to demolish) that the very first Earth Day in 1970 was...

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Our entry for the Cheap Sunglasses of the Poconos

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, April 21, 2014,
Click the image to convert if you buy some serious improvement.

17h30 UTC; MONDAY, 21 APRIL 2014: With Pat "700 Club" Robertson claiming on air this morning that Jeebus told him that an asteroid will hit the Earth within measurable distance (i.e., within the next week), ushering in the Final Judgment and His Second Coming, how do we know it isn't really Al Cohol in the guise of Jeebus, taking advantage of Robertson's declining age, power and influence?

One Supreem Court case as is certain to be...

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Our entry for the Rhinestone Shades of Mackinac Island

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, April 17, 2014,
(FYI, the preceding link is intended only for such of our readers
who reside between Land's End and John O'Groats.)

20h UTC; THURSDAY, 17 APRIL 2014: So much for Mike Huckabee's rather noisome claim about North Korea supposedly having more freedom than the United States: Consider where a blistering new report from the Committee for Human Rights in North Korea reveals the depths of crudity that Pyongyang will dive to in order to obtain hard currency reserves and maintain its Juche Idea in the fa...

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Our entry for the Cheap Sunglasses of Glacier National Park

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, April 16, 2014,
Discover the cluedos give you should hopefully
you can expect photos, click link to.

17h30 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 16 APRIL 2014: Talk about the ultimate in Loyalty Drills, in the North Korean stylee: Bryan J. "AmeriKKKan Family Association" Fischer has been quoted as suggesting that "the One Percent" need to be lionised and feted in weekly parades for, in essence, writing the meal tickets of the Lower Classes supposedly having no regard or respect for industry or the work ethos and, hence, not "paying...

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Our entry for the Rhinestone Shades of the Redneck Riviera

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, April 15, 2014,
And behind this image link can help things
along the way in particular.

18h30 UTC; TUESDAY, 15 APRIL 2014: If there's one thing that "Tea Party," "9/12" and "Christian Patriot" groups, sects--and affiliated prolefeeders--have in common with past dictatorial and totalitarian regimes, it would have to be a hard-wired zealotry and true belief in the notion that "words are weapons" for the "winning of hearts and minds" over to their respective causes.

Especially so such among the ignorant and less-s...

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Open "Please Explain" Letter to Governor Mike Huckabee

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, April 14, 2014,
Obviously measurements possible distance
images related links is.

17h30 UTC; MONDAY, 14 APRIL 2014:

Dear Governor Huckabee:

Please excuse the intrusion while I refresh your memory with these very remarks from your very lips at this past weekend's Freedom Summit near Manchester, NH, as conducted under auspices of the equally-so-called, and yet Koch Brothers-affiliated, "Citizens United" and "AmeriKKKans for Prosperity" (with emphasis added, ultimately via
Freedom of speech in th...

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Our entry for the Cheap Sunglasses of Rehoboth Beach

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, April 13, 2014,
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Behind some inspiration and hopefully,
find the link to this image. (or what it is?)

17h45 UTC; SUNDAY, 13 APRIL 2014: If there's one thing that Your Correspondent can be grateful for as a blogger of the worst possible sort, it's that he has yet to be hit by any class of serious epidemic of "freeping" or comment attacks by right-wing comment trolls influenced by the worst possible sort of prolefeed ot there.

As in that which panders to the crudest and basest of feelings and emotions, particul...

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Our entry for the Rhinestone Shades of Myrtle Beach

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, April 12, 2014,
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"Pssst--MP3 players! OVER HERE!! And we can get 'em for you wholesale!"
(With Appy Polly Loggies to Monty Python there, folks)

17h30 UTC; SATURDAY, 12 APRIL 2014: Something woth looking for when it comes to three pending libel/defamation cases against conservative prolefeeders or prolefeed conduits, two of which directly relate to the Unfortunate Events at last year's Boston Marathon and the third involving climate-change science: The possible parallels to the criminal trial against the Hollyw...

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Our entry for the Cheap Sunglasses of Las Vegas

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, April 11, 2014,
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See the steam, image, escape and process evidence points.

17h30 UTC; FRIDAY, 11 APRIL 2014: "CBS has just declared war on the heartland of America. No longer is comedy going to be a covert assault on traditional American values, conservatives. Now it’s just wide out in the open. What this hire means is a redefinition of what is funny, and a redefinition of what is comedy. And they’re blowing up the 11:30 format under the guise of that the world’s changing. And people don’t want the ki...

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Our entry for the Rhinestone Shades of Palm Springs

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, April 10, 2014,

I think: what are you? Buy a new mobile phone model
just renovated? (and find a reason to).

18h06 UTC; THURSDAY, 10 APRIL 2014: Hast thou encountered a scenario similar to the following?

Meanwhile, Your Correspondent thinks The Ultimate Warrior, one of the big names in so-called "professional wrestling" (as in the WWE stable) during the 1990's, is unde...

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Our entry for the Cheap Sunglasses of West Yellowstone

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, April 10, 2014,
Meaning behind the image, or, after the title image
understanding related to these articles.

00h40 UTC; THURSDAY, 10 APRIL 2014: In case you haven't heard by now, DirecTV and The Weather Channel are now smorking the calumet after several months' absence in a pay and content dispute, which means that DirecTV subscribers will have TWC again soon.

As part of the deal, TWC has pledged to increase the amount of weather-related programming in its schedule to pacify DirecTV, which will pay more in ret...

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Our entry for the Rhinestone Shades of Bathhouse Row

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, April 8, 2014,
Their patriotism is blatantly nasty time in oil especially conservative persuasion.
Criticism is one thing all the excuses and the true patriot love stops at nothing
to hide details.

17h50 UTC; TUESDAY, 8 APRIL 2014: First off, Your Correspondent couldn't believe how at least TWO touristic outlets in the Lake of the Ozarks region down Missouri way responded to one of these recent posts as mentioned the Magic Dragon's Lair in its title. To wit:

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Our entry for the Golden SPAM Can

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, April 7, 2014,

22h22 UTC; MONDAY, 7 APRIL 2014: During my annual visit over to The SPAM Museum of Austin, MN (which, for the curious, is 489 miles east of Wall Drug and 365 miles west of The Once and Future Waterpark Capital of the World--more of a concession so Mein Innkeeper Friend, who has an accountant in Austin do his taxes every year at this time, can have company--said Innkeeper Friend and moi thought up a few gems and jewels emerging of what Your Correspondent wishes to call "SPAMspeak" for want of ...
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Our entry for the Cheap Sunglasses of Gatlinburg

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, April 6, 2014,
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15h45 UTC; SUNDAY, 6 APRIL 2014:
Your Correspondent is one to wonder if a more realistic ideal of "Tea Party," "9/12" and "Christian Patriot" groups, and their ideological as much as prolefeed fellow-travellers, respecting their (howbeit conflated) interconnexion between free-enterprise ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe to AmeriKKKan Nation...

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Our entry for the Rhinestone Shades of Okoboji

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, April 5, 2014,

In order to understand this context read the same deep images.

17h UTC; SATURDAY, 5 APRIL 2014: Thanks, as everybody knows, to the Supreme Court's Citizens United--and, just in the last week, McCutcheon rulings--Ons, Die Volk can expect to encounter all manner of rather blatant and crude third-party political campaign messages on TV and radio for especially "Tea Party" and "Christian Patriot"-tending candidates for political office as are predicated on attacking the opposition with innuendo, f...

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Our entry for the Cheap Sunglasses of Lake of the Ozarks

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, April 4, 2014,
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Honestly, it is time to consider a product like this. Genuine. You can trust you.
You can click on the image above to discover.

19h45 UTC; FRIDAY, 4 APRIL 2014: From the Wikipedia entry on Juche, as in North Korea's religiopolitical hybrid of National Unity and Identity (emphasis added):
Unlike orthodox Marxism–Leninism, which places material forces as the driving force of historical progress, North Korea considers human beings in general as the driving force in history. It is summarized as "...

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Our entry for the Rhinestone Shades of Ocean City, MD

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, April 3, 2014,

It is however, my cat is always the best
for travel contracts. This image was found.

18h05 UTC; THURSDAY, 3 APRIL 2014: So much for the ideal certain Christian Right Zealots and True Believers have of a Christelik Ekononesie Vryheid expected to empower the "Bible-Believing Christian" socioeconomically (cf. the Afrikaner Economic Movement's agenda down South Africa way in the runup to apartheid's onset), especially considering its want of clear defining characteristics beyond essentially embraci...

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Our entry for the Cheap Sunglasses of Wisconsin Dells

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, April 2, 2014,
Along through a choice of links to help the magazine might be,
it suggests above, and is worth subscribing to.

18h10 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 2 APRIL 2014: Something, reader, to seriously start thinking about whenever RepubliKKKan Congressionals claim to be speaking for and in behalf of "the AmeriKKkan People": Videlicet, that they're referring to the ranks of the so-called "REAL AmeriKKKans" in the form of poor whiteism made manifest.

All in a collective Luscious Glory condoning poverty, fecundity, igno...

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Our entry for the Zinc Troll of Magic Mountain

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, April 1, 2014,
You must praise of statins to reduce cholesterol in your ideal.
Find the meaning of something.

18h30 UTC; TUESDAY, 1 APRIL 2014: The allusion to the link behind the lead-off image today being some research out of Italy suggesting that a component in bergamot, a citrus fruit as explains the flavour of Earl Grey tea, may be more effective than statin drugs in lowering blood cholesterol levels. However, I for one would urge your seeing your doctor about this before throwing the Lipitor down the to...

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