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Browsing Archive: January, 2014

Some questions she's Iman

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, January 31, 2014,

21h45 UTC; FRIDAY, 31 JANUARY 2014: Some Appy Polly Loggies are in order at this time, readers, for the gross tardiness of this post this go-round; Your Correspondent had to take care of some business uptown this morning unto the afternoon, which included, inter alii, checking his Yahoo! Mail account at the local biblio to see if such was among the several thousand such as were reputedly compromised by Dark and Sinister Forces from without, with attendant likelihood of serious Identity Theft ...

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Children's ads burn glutinous rice chicken

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, January 30, 2014,

Click the image to achieve action and is one way.

20h30 UTC; THURSDAY, 30 JANUARY 2014: Your Correspondent wishes to apologise beforehand about the delay in getting this post started today, owing to his search for a replacement laptop PC made all the more pressing because of the impending superannuation of WindowsXP (as powers his existing PC) and his limited resources, not to mention a general distrust of scam offers requiring one to "jump through hoops" just to claim said "free" PC. Forbeara...

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Education is always cheaper than the evidence of ignorance

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, January 29, 2014,

19h20 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 29 JANUARY 2014: And in case you want proof of the message inherent in the Subject line of this message, consider Christian National Homeschooling, the educational syllabus of choice among supposedly "right-thinking REAL AmeriKKKans" who, for all Your Correspondent knoweth, are from the Dregs of "Bible-Believing Christian" Society.

Hoping that, by reducing the family to penury through the purchase of Christian Homeschooling materials for their otherwise "apostate" childre...

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Corny people one is more interesting than the band?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, January 28, 2014,
Toothpaste to expand your vision once by clicking the image.

16h40 UTC; TUESDAY, 28 JANUARY 2014: Concerned that the old lapses linguae could cost RepubliKKKans deeply and dearly in this fall's midterm elections to Congress, especially considering what happened two years back with such debacles as those about "legitimate rape," Congressional such facing reelection are being advised to attend special classes aimed at better enhancing their word power with more nuanced messages and a greater reg...

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For propaganda purposes especially distorted, before throwing in the past must be avoided

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, January 27, 2014,

18h UTC; MONDAY, 27 JANUARY 2014: No wonder things are rather cold up this way in the Minnwissippi region wherein Your Correspondent resideth as I post this ... as well as the fact of his trying to avoid lapsing into serious insanity as a bypoduct of having to stay inside owing to extreme windchill conditions as could slip to as low as -45° to -55° Fahrenheit into tomorrow morning.

Luckily, there is a silver lining to all of this: Conditions could start to improve starting midweek, with high...

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Plain and simple reason is the conservative concept of the entire "REAL AmeriKKKa" mythos

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, January 26, 2014,

Dis ar teh wan cause as deservez ur support.

17h30 UTC; SUNDAY, 26 JANUARY 2014: To certain types of prolefeeder as love to "win over hearts and minds" of especially the weak-minded and easily-manipulate--in particular the ranks of "poor whiteism" seen by said prolefeeders as "REAL AmeriKKKans"--mythos, especially when carefully crafted and nuanced to better appeal to the want of breeding and intellect, can serve to be an effective tool towards that end and the Luscious Glory theoretical...

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Schrodinger's Cat Associations: instinct(and part) restore

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, January 25, 2014,

Klik hier om meer oor wat die Republikeine regtig in gedagte het
die armes en ander te red in die laer klasse van hulself uit te vind.

17h20 UTC; SATURDAY, 25 JANUARY 2014: Hopefully, this roundup of Other Interesting Topics Your Correspondent Intended to Address This Past Week, were it not for Other Pressing Topics of Importance Taking Up My Attention in this blog, should whet your appetite, and then some, in the face of a fresh round of rough, sadisto even, winter weather across parts of Amer...

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He said great songwriter changes are coming

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, January 24, 2014,

19h45 UTC; FRIDAY, 24 JANUARY 2014: Your Correspondent deems it essential to bring up at this time a Message of Vital Importance with respect to his Innerwebz interconnexion, and then some:

In case you're not aware of the news by now, Microsoft's support on the WindowsXP operating system on which my longtime computer runs will end on April 8th--a little over two month from now, per the calendar. Which means essentially having to start again, in a way, with my computer (mis)adventures, perhaps ...

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So, anyway, you're "terrorists"?!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, January 23, 2014,

16h15 UTC; THURSDAY, 23 JANUARY 2014: At least one Fox Prolefeed guest was overheard recently with the implication that anyone opposed to the Greater Conservative Agenda as That Which Will Reclaim Thy Dear and Lovely Nation should be considered in the same league as the Evil and Sinister Forces of International Terrorism, al-Qaeda in particular.

Especially so such deemed as being of "liberal," "progressive" or otherwise "secular-humanist" thought, such considered in conservative thought to be ...

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He's why send a Land of God's Great Mercy Ship

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, January 22, 2014,
Hopefully, you can find yourself this image, real McCoy.

18h45 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 22 JANUARY 2014: Your Correspondent understands that Russia's state security agencies are now looking for three "black widow" suicide bomber wannabes seeking to disrupt the upcoming Winter Olympic Games in Sochi by hoping for martyrdom as seeks to avenge the deaths of their husbands by the aforementioned security agencies--and, by extension, the deaths of Muslims at the hands of American troops in Iraq and Afghanist...

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Chicken ads burn children

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, January 21, 2014,
Is easy to find a way to click the image.

18h UTC; TUESDAY, 21 JANUARY 2014: It appears as if the second term of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie isn't going to be an easy one, especially as fresh and fascinating revelations of his bully-boy tactics with "uncooperative" or "disloyal" mayors come to the disinfecting properties of air and sunshine, known to be the greatest disinfectant of all.

And which may be cut short by the prospect of impeachment, removal from office for Gross Mental Incapa...

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We must question one day:

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, January 20, 2014,

18h20 UTC; MONDAY, 20 JANUARY 2014: The question that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jnr. (1929-1968) asked as above, especially given that today is the day given over to remembering his name, works and legacy, may indeed be worth some serious pondering among those of us who insist on being seen as Real Americans in the face of certain misguided and delusional conservative prolefeeders approriating the term vis-a-vis the worst specimens of "poor whiteism" having an exaggerated packaging of themselve...
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Because of that deep love V

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, January 19, 2014,

17h UTC; SUNDAY, 19 JANUARY 2014: For some reason or another, there seems to be this rather mystic interconnexion between mermaids and shipwrecks, especially so the sort where sunken treasure is involved. In particular, the notion that said mermaids are overzealous guardians of said wrecks, replete with rotting wood weighted down with coral buildup over the ensuing centuries, and have been known to threaten treasure divers approaching same with all manner of dire consequences too unpleasant t...
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Answers (part time), here all the time

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, January 18, 2014,

At least it is a hurting progress also inspired some ideas.
Or click on the image for this newbie need one start.

18h15 UTC; SATURDAY, 18 JANUARY 2014: Lest any of my Good and Loyal Readers were getting ideas, notions even, that I had forgotten Some Other Worthwhile Topics of Interest, Timeliness and Importance in my zeal to discuss over the past week the Secret Conservative Delusion of ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe as one with AmeriKKKan National Character and Identity as a Sov...

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United States is sometimes characterised by a cruel "economic freedom"

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, January 17, 2014,

Expectations of real American study option
please give itself one here from slavery owned power.

18h45 UTC; FRIDAY, 17 JANUARY 2014: If ever there was a reason why the so-called "REAL AmeriKKKa" that conservative prolefeeders of a certain class value deeply and dearly votes against their own best interest time and again, even with socioeconomic uncertainty confronting the "REAL AmeriKKKan" from multiple fronts thanks to the same causes they blindly support election after election, i...

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"Economic freedom" with the characteristics of the United States of AmeriKKKa and a Luscious Glory?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, January 16, 2014,

19h40 UTC; THURSDAY, 16 JANUARY 2014: By now, you've probably heard of the GOP leader out Virginia way as wants to ban abortion outright in the hope of increasing the stateside labour pool within measurable distance, hoping thereby to reclaim healthy respect for the Dignity of Labour in especially the Lower Classes.

Not to mention insisting that only ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe, in its Luscious Glory of a Natural Interconnexion Unto Our National and Sovereign Identity as a Pe...

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Inherently deceptive "economic freedom" with AmeriKKKan characteristics

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, January 15, 2014,
See the real way to exercise this so-called "financial freedom"
if you click on the image of your own.

19h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 15 JANUARY 2014: Make no mistake about it: The articles of faith held and cherished deeply and dearly by the Greater "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement and their Good and Loyal Drookies (you probably know who they are) insist, for one, that ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe is essential to Our National Character and Identity as a Sovereign Peculiar Among the Nations a...

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A gullible people to deny the reason for Christians persecuted canard Schrodinger's Cat

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, January 14, 2014,

Today your correspondent: this picture is
dedicated to the target therefor.

18h15 UTC; TUESDAY, 14 JANUARY 2014: Like many others who see themselves as Real Americans (as opposed to the prolefeed simulation under that appellation used by certain misguided conservative prolefeeders from time to time for their own selfish ends more than a desire to advance facts, or what pass for them), Your Correspondent is sick and tired of such who, hiding behind the cloak of "REAL AmeriKKKanism" and claiming...

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Occult of Personality and Schrodinger's Cat

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, January 13, 2014,
Just so you know: your phone is freedom of choice.
Image option and see really.

19h25 UTC; MONDAY, 13 JANUARY 2014: As if the ongoing debacle of "Bridgegate" dogging New Jersey Governor Chris Christie wasn't enough to make him a Hero and Role-Model in the minds of certain conservative prolefeeders vis-a-vis their ideal of "REAL AmeriKKKa," along comes word of his having an extended history of bully-boy tactics that said prolefeeders insist makes him credible Presidential wannabe material in Ind...

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Can't wait, because if you beyond Schrodinger's Cat

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, January 12, 2014,

16h30 UTC; SUNDAY, 12 JANUARY 2014: If you watch the morning Disney Junior taster block on Disney Channel, you may have noticed as an occasional entr'acte between shows a new series of short toons called Nina Needs to Go!, whose premise is that a rather young girl by name of Nina is in some class of situation that requires her, in her Luscious Glory of embarrassment, to Answer Nature's Call posthaste ... and the loo is some distance afield, requiring the services of her nana to get Nina quick...
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Schrodinger's Cat presides over an Anvil Wedding

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, January 11, 2014,

Hopefully the links than articles for insight
into the details of this image.

By now, you've heard about the suggestion of U.S. Senator Marco Rubio ("Tea Party"/FL) that marriage is the best and most cost-efficient preemptive to poverty.

Unfortunately, what he doesn't want you knowing (at least to Your Correspondent) is that he's a fan of the old "shotgun" approach to marriage, howbeit forced or coerced (and we've yet to see a case on Divorce Court involving s...

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"Velveeta shortage"? WHAT "Velveeta shortage"?!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, January 10, 2014,

Welcome, new fans just this blog
you can always click the correspondent's Facebook page.

18h45 UTC; FRIDAY, 10 JANUARY 2014:
Back around Thanksgiving, as some of you may recall, Butterball was making headlines with its claim that there would be a shortage of fresh turkeys and turkey breast heading into the Thanksgiving dinner (and were careful to qualify it by noting that such shortages would not affect frozen turkeys from Butterball, or from other suppliers).

No doubt generating plenty of fodde...

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Why gravitate around the elegant Lady Schrödinger's Cat?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, January 9, 2014,

This very own official blog tote bag (backup, why?
As long as it is available!)
This world (?), or one of the view class

18h45 UTC; THURSDAY, 9 JANUARY 2014: While browsing the Shopko store near my apartment in Winona last evening, Your Correspondent couldn't help but notice among the cheap scents on offer there one with the brand name "Justin Bieber's Girlfriend"--which is enough to make you think twice about what's being implied here (and then some).

Should "cultural heritage and identity" be c...

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Consider an exciting band Schrödinger's Cat

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, January 8, 2014,

18h45 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 8 JANUARY 2014: So much for the GOP's uproar over The New York Times' derailment of their "official" account of the Unfortunate Events in Benghazi, let alone their expecting "REAL AmeriKKKa" to accept the GOP version (blaming al-Qaeda) blindly and without question: Within a fortnight of North Korea's announcing the execution by firing squad of Jang Song Thaek, the uncle of current North Korean "Supreem Commander" Kim Jong Un, for "depraved acts" regarded as anathema to t...

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Sorry, Virginia; Pepsi doesn't back from the graves of your ancestors

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, January 7, 2014,
Click this image to understand the hidden insights.

22h15 UTC; TUESDAY, 7 JANUARY 2014: In starting off this post today, reader, I should acknowledge that the inspiration therefor came from an attempt to translate the mid-1960's Pepsi-Cola slogan "You're in the Pepsi Generation" to Chinese--only to come out translating back into English as "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave." (No doubt calling to mind those scenes in Mulan as involved Fa Mulan's ancestors expressing upset at the ...

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Shemale still claims a moral risk of threats and child class

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, January 6, 2014,

21h45 UTC; MONDAY, 6 JANUARY 2014: For such among the Elmer Gantryite religiopolitical element who insist that transvestite and transsexual students in our Dear Lovely Nation's public schools are to be seen as some class of a Clear and Present Moral Threat to Otherwise Right-Thinking and "Normal" Students (especially so such seeing themselves as Bible-Believing Christians), especially through acts, deeds or exploits tending to gang violence or small-scale terrorism, Your Correspondent calls t...
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Is the goal of "real" economic freedom Christian Economic Destruction?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, January 6, 2014,

Click the picture for this insight.

18h UTC; MONDAY, 6 JANUARY 2014:
With 2014 seeing the midterm Congressional elections in an otherwise "morally superior" United States as will likely make the difference between our remaining a Sovereign Peculiar Among the Nations and The Final Countdown to Betrayal of Our Dear Lovely Sovereignty Unto the "New World Order" (replete with the inevitable anti-Semitic scaremongering to best pander to the "REAL AmeriKKKan"), Your Correspondent understands where t...

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Carrying the life as simple Schrödinger's Cat

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, January 5, 2014,
Attaches the habits. Click on the image to view.

16h30 UTC; SUNDAY, 5 JANUARY 2014: Your Correspondent, given the extreem cold and depravity prevailing in these parts until at least Tuesday midday, would like to apologise in advance for the likelihood of going crazy (and then some) because of the enforced seclusion out of a sense of caution and safety.

Such explaining Minnesota Governor Dayton's ordering public schools closed tomorrow and non-essential public-sector employees being asked to sta...

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People should stand up, you shy--give courage to do some

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, January 5, 2014,

Want wat kan wees die naaste aan die mees waarskynlike opsie om die Republikeine
het hul mou, kliek op die voorafgaande.

00h30 UTC; SUNDAY, 5 JANUARY 2014: Your Correspondent writes this in the face of an extended period of Wind Chill Advisory or Warning here in the Minnwissippi region; in fact, a Wind Chill Advisory is now up until 18h local time tomorrow evening, whence a Wind Chill Warning goes into force until noon Tuesday. This owing to the clear and present danger to life, health, safety-...

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How to take care of the ordinary people of Schrödinger's Cat

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, January 4, 2014,
And are confused about the meaning behind this image.
The same click! About

17h UTC; SATURDAY, 4 JANUARY 2014: Is it just me, or does it seem that the AmeriKKKan Right Wing has what could best be called a Cult of the Personality structured for purely distractive ends (as in diverting the attention of so-called "REAL AmeriKKKa" from what the right's agenda and articles of faith seek to do to their own lot and character, only to resort to projectionist tactics by blaming themselves and their want...

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Defence of Schrödinger's Cat and the cultural heritage

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, January 4, 2014,
This image is now is learn a little bit. (Hope)

00h15 UTC; SATURDAY, 4 JANUARY 2014: If you think Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network's selections of cartoons can get to be "too instructive" to the point of "promoting bad ideas in children" (especially such tending to violence and criminality)--let alone grew up in times when the Saturday-morning animations from Hanna-Barbera and Filmation Associates (with some especially awful specimens of Japanese anime at one point dominating Saturday mornings)...

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Because of that deep love IV

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, January 3, 2014,

19h UTC; FRIDAY, 3 JANUARY 2014: In watching this particular online video, reader, Your Correspondent can't help but imagine where Sven, our old friend just coming into his flowering as washed up on a backwards part of Polynesia in the wake of shipwreck, must enjoy from time to time perhaps the most natural kind of dolphin swim known: One as is practically naked, said nakedness excused more out of comfort and tradition than out of erotic intent (which, come to think of it, may actually be rat...
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Trusted advocates who betrays his own country by the power of penetration and his golden voice really unconsciously?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, January 2, 2014,
So looking to understand the meaning behind this particular image?
Just click the find!

18h45 UTC; THURSDAY, 2 JANUARY 2014: As if conservative designs on seeking to undermine the "morally superior" AmeriKKKan socioeconomic model of ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe through sabotage or worse weren't successful enough, what with the Dow Jones Industrial Average of 30 prominent shares gaining 30% in value over the year 2013 (not to mention 52 new record closing highs throughout), Your...

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Celebrate the new year it's only one thing. And

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, January 1, 2014,

16h15 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 1 JANUARY 2014: First, my Appy Polly Loggies to John Lennon for Engrishfying as the title of this first post of 2014 the line "Another year over, and a new one just begun" from his 1969 anti-war number "Merry Xmas (War Is Over)", in case you ask about the inspiration.

And as you're no doubt aware, just as the A&E network caved into pressure from the so-called "REAL AmeriKKKans" as make up the fan base of their hit reality series Duck Dynasty to revoke the ban on patriarch...

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