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Browsing Archive: July, 2014

Reality was never a strong point with conservatives anyway

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, July 31, 2014,
Hopefully, what lies behind this link should answer what
Her Porkship hath in mind for the sake of this link.

17h58 UTC; THURSDAY, 31 JULY 2014: No wonder conservative fear, paranoia and loathing about the mass influx of Central American juvenile refugees upon the US-Mexican border region of late is rather loud, blatant--and pandering to latent racist and nativist feelings in their target audience of the Moronic Underworld as are too conscious of as much their race as the fear of their "natural...
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Sachristy taken to potentially new lows

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 30, 2014,
How about rebuilt mobile phones? Good selection right here.

20h02 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 30 JULY 2014: Firstly, Appy Polly Loggy for the general tardiness on account of a brief loss of cable Internet interconnexion earlier this afterlunch at Your Correspondent's address; fortunately, things are back to normal, and he's able to post this at this time.

In any event, I wouldn't read too much into the 9/11 Miracle Cross on display at the National 9/11 Museum and Monument at the World Trade Centre site in ...

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No wonder images can deceive

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 29, 2014,
Especially if your mobile phone dual SIM cards;
find the selection at this link.

19h23 UTC; TUESDAY, 29 JULY 2014: First off, Your Correspondent deems it best to Appy Polly Loggy for the tardiness in posting the last couple of days; yesterday, for a little variety, he decided to take the lunch buffet at Sammy's Pizza in Winona, followed by a matinee performance of Planes: Fire and Rescue that he decided to watch out of a desire to kill time in a different sort of way; hence, his being rather la...

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Holiday for mountebanks

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, July 28, 2014,
Made in China probably from the best sources to buy
cheapjack probably buy your local dollar store!

22h30 UTC; MONDAY, 28 JULY 2014: One element as is sure to profit from the Noble Experiment proposed of Rep. Paul Ryan to shame the Lower Classes out of "chronic and habitual welfare dependency" and into "productive" employment would probably have to be those behind various "cashflow gifting clubs" who see such as the "new wave" of social welfare because of its "voluntary" model, in particular t...

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Fear and Loathing among the Dregs of "Tea Party" Society

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, July 26, 2014,
In this link, I do not know mobile phone these particular
whether respond to the need, but it's worth a try.

18h03 UTC; SATURDAY, 26 JULY 2014: There can be no mistaking the obvious, boys and girls: "Tea Party" prolefeeders, and others as enable the "Tea Party" message for "winning over hearts and minds" among the "REAL AmeriKKKan" masses--by and large from the Moronic Underworld, know--could be using their messaging as a trick to conceal the clear and present likelihood of their being unconsci...

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Such is the true belief in expecting a people to rescue themselves alone

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, July 25, 2014,

If you can guess the deeper interconnexion here, reader,
you're probably smarter than most.

17h51 UTC; FRIDAY, 25 JULY 2014: Congress' single greatest epistle of John Galt, in the person of Rep. Paul Ryan (GOP/WI), has now come forth with his much-anticipated approach to reinventing social welfare whose grater aim is one of Reclaiming a Renewed Healthy Respect for Industry, Self-Reliance and Personal Responsibility in the Chronically- and Habitually-Dependent Upon the State, thereby Generating ...

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"New Christian Man" under a Dictatorship of the Proletarian-Ego

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, July 24, 2014,

Must respond to this link (I hope).

17h55 UTC; THURSDAY, 24 JULY 2014: One article of faith which those on the "Tea Party" and "Christian Patriot" fronts don't want you or I knowing about (and "for reasons you will understand," or so the patsy would have it) is their desire to create a "New Christian Man" as can be expected to, blindly, willingly and without question, reservation or mental evasion, serve the Greater Luscious Glory of God and Country.

And excuse such as being out of Christian Lo...

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Schools are certainly getting picky these days

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 23, 2014,
Therefore, provides a way to link the school to get this one.

17h26 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 23 JULY 2014: While browsing around the Shopko store "in my neighbourhood" (as it were) the other night on whim, Your Correspondent couldn't help but take note of the display of school-specific lists of supplies recommended for purchase heading into the 2014-2015 school term, starting for the most part around after Labour Day, generally grouped by grade (and with teacher-specific requisites in some instances).


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Theoretically within legal and moral boundaries

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 22, 2014,

Truer words were never spoken as would apply in these Interesting Times.

18h03 UTC; TUESDAY, 22 JULY 2014: With Texas Governor Rick Perry's playing the "states' rights" canard in calling forth the Texas Army National Guard in patrolling the USA-MEX border in a "preemptive" capacity against the influx of legitimate young refugees from the Central American states of El Salvador, Guatemala and Honduras, Your Correspondent is one to wonder if Perry's hoping for especially sadisto Guardsmen with ra...

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"Tea Party" psychopathia galore

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, July 21, 2014,
Best hangover "just in case you" click this link on the other hand, relief.

17h27 UTC; MONDAY, 21 JULY 2014: Is it any wonder that the "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement, in its Luscious Glory of seeking fresh and innovative ways for "winning over hearts and minds" subtly and yet discreetly (and play doublethink all along), would love to find cheap and cheerful ways to invoke mental hygiene laws in the several states as a tool of coercive and co-optative control for especially the Lower Classes deem...

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Who wants to smoke Jerusalems anyway?!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, July 19, 2014,

17h42 UTC; SATURDAY, 19 JULY 2014: For some reason, Your Correspondent couldn't help but think about something he heard on the public radio programme To The Best of Our Knowledge the other day about where "Salem" was another term used by Biblical Fundamentalists for Jerusalem, particularly so in Christian contexts (and know, Jerusalem is equally revered by Jews and Muslims as a holy centre)--so much so that the Puritans of New England called one of their settlements Salem (which would later b...

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Holiday for Conspiracy Theorists

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, July 18, 2014,
Links to interesting narrative gift basket idea is necessary.

17h52 UTC; FRIDAY, 18 JULY 2014: By now, the Big Story of the Moment has to be the Unfortunate Events as befell the Boeing 777 assigned Malaysian Airlines flight MH17 (Amsterdam-Kuala Lumpur) yesterday, with all 293 aboard having been killed; same having been brought down by suspicious means in the Russo-Ukrainian border area seeing ongoing tensions involving Russian-sponsored separatist mercanaries officially seen as representing l...

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Appy Polly Loggies for the inherent haste in composing this very post

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, July 17, 2014,
Check the link to this ideal breath mints.

17h25 UTC; THURSDAY, 17 JULY 2014: Honestly now: Who do you think will blink first in response to newly-announced trade and banking sanctions from President Obama and the European Union vis-a-vis the United Russia regime of Russian President Vladimir Putin in its response to their continuing misadventures in Ukraine and Crimea--the Russian Government and United Russia (including the latter's known associations with the Russian Orthodox Church) or ekon...

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No wonder the "Tea Party" values secrecy above all else

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 16, 2014,

17h30 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 16 JULY 2014: And the picture as leads off this post is, as our British friends would say, "bang-on right" when it comes to what's expected among the rank-and-file of those in the several movements and sects as use the "Tea Party" name and stylee, not to mention their uniting ideology and articles of faith which seems to be a hybrid of the Afrikaner Economic Movement's ideal of Reddingsdaad and North Korean Jucheism--and a rather bad seed ensuing, come to think of it.


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Misadventures Ahoy!

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 15, 2014,
Something personally, I prefer to blame? Behind this link.

17h39 UTC; TUESDAY, 15 JULY 2014: It may probably be just moi and Mein Innkeeper Friend, but there's clearly the likelihood that those in (presumed) positions of confidence and trust in the several sects as make up the "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement may themselves be among the Dregs of Society--and its rank-and-file isn't expected to know about it, instead being advised to see its leadership as Divinely-Appointed Warriors Reclaiming Thy ...

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Beyond Pantsdown Parade, and then some

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, July 14, 2014,
During the rush to get this calendar and diary in the year 2015 is one.

17h30 UTC; MONDAY, 14 JULY 2104: And talk about being caught in Pantsdown Parade big time:
  • Walmart and have apologised for offering as a "motivational poster" an image of the infamous main gate at the Dachau concentration camp proclaiming ARBEIT MACHT FREI (German; "work will make you free") in response to complaints about the sheer insensitivity thereof vis-a-vis the Nazi regime's victims made to suffer its wors...

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So much for "jewels in the crown" and "pearls of great price"

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, July 14, 2014,

Because Forewarned. Is. Forearmed.

00h UTC; MONDAY, 14 JULY 2014: There seems to be the view in certain circles misguided as excuses certain outdated agencies, programmes and institutions persisting in these otherwise "enlightened" times as being essential to community unity and identity by packaging such as being "Jewels in the Crown" or "Pearls of Great Price" to justify their continued presence--especially where funding has repeatedly been cut to the point that further cuts therefor could p...

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We can only imagine Beijing's reaction here

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, July 12, 2014,
Monthly Starbucks subscription plans life thank you. These window, you can see
many links to launch a new browser window.

17h26 UTC; SATURDAY, 12 JULY 2014:
You may or may not have heard by now about where one of the co-hosts on Fox News Channel's suppertime news panel show The Five was overheard uttering a slur against the Chinese on live TV this past week ... and yet, the Real America which Fox News claims to represent has yet to express its umbarge at such utternaces.

On the other hand, thoug...

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What price racist, nativist and producerist fanaticism?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, July 11, 2014,

"Know ye the truth, and the truth shall set you free."
(Start by clicking on the link.)

17h35 UTC; FRIDAY, 11 JULY 2014: Make no mistake about it: Such specimens of "poor whiteism" packaging themselves as "REAL AmeriKKKans," deluded for the most part by hyper-conservative prolefeed conduits of a questionable and misleading sort, hoping for the Luscious Glory of God and Country by posing as "Constitutionally-ordained militias" seeking to "prevent the debasement of Thy Dear and Lovely Land" by un...

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So much for the "REAL AmeriKKKa" being represented

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, July 10, 2014,

"Finish your beer--there are sober people in India!"
(Sign outside a liquor store)

17h48 UTC; THURSDAY, 10 JULY 2014: Your Correspondent can just imagine how low the GOP and their prolefeed enablers, in the hope of "winning over hearts and minds" for supporting their call for President Obama's impeachment on what may be tenuous and illogical grounds not otherwise rising to the level of "treason, felony or other high crimes and misdemeanors" which the Constitution establishes as the threshhold,c...

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The Moronic Underworld couldn't be happier

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 9, 2014,

Restaurants, check this link out's spare their shame.

17h37 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 9 JULY 2014: Is it any wonder, then, that you have certain weird and/or unwholesome prolefeeder types seeking to enable the Moronic Underworld as just can't wait to "win over hearts and minds" among an easily-manipulated audience of the lowest breeding and intellect when it comes to seeking President Obama's complete and final impeachment from office in hopes such will be the Last and Only Hope for Reclaiming Thy Dear ...

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So Mighty Joe's with the Vice Bhoyz

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 8, 2014,

Hopefully, this link is required are looking for is.

17h26 UTC; TUESDAY, 8 JULY 2014:
So much for the fad "Tea Party" and "Christian Patriot" types across so-called "REAL AmeriKKKa" hath of late known as "rolling coal"--as in willfully and consciously modifying diesel engines so as to spew dense black smoke when required; the better, so its adherents (and their prolefeed enablers) insist is a Constitutionally-Protected Political Statement about proposed environmental policies seen as a Clear a...

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So much for the "REAL AmeriKKKans" being injured by President Obama's acts, deeds, and exploits

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 8, 2014,
Today, select soap check via the link is.

00h18 UTC; TUESDAY, 8 JULY 2014: Such is the assertion of House of Reprehensibles Speaker John Boehner that his dear and lovely "REAL AmeriKKKa" is being "injured" all the more by President Obama's supposed "perversion of Constitutional Power and Authority" in bypassing Congress to push all manner of policy changes.

However, Your Correspondent has to wonder if Speaker Borhner's resorting to projection to project his Good and Loyal Drookies in the "Tea P...

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Sadly, Hate and Heritage doth coexist

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, July 7, 2014,

The link reinforces the message at hand.

00h57 UTC; MONDAY, 7 JULY 2014: Neo-Confederate groups, holding dear as an article of faith the "natural right of self-determination" for so-called "Confederate Southern AmeriKKKans" (as in such descended from white residents of the territory eventually becoming the Confederate States of America as per the 1860 Census) as an "oppressed people and nation," will just love to trot out "Heritage, Not Hate" as their rallying-cry in support therefor.


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Can "economic freedom" really be the salvation of "REAL AmeriKKKa"?

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, July 3, 2014,
You can get links and irony? Moar

17h53 UTC; THURSDAY, 3 JULY 2014: Show me, someone, the logic of Supreme Court Associate Justice Antonin Scalia's notion that "capitalism needs Traditional Christian Values to survive"--and the context implicit in same. Especially considering that you have "Tea Party," "9/12" and "Christian Patriot" articles of faith (unwittingly shared, for all we know) insisting that the Last and Only Hope for those deemed "chronically and habitually government-dependent" (e...

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What "Christian Economic Freedom" REALLY looks like

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, July 2, 2014,

I guess, sometimes prepare the overseas trip when the Boy Scouts case.
(Find the link behind the image)

18h UTC; WEDNESDAY, 2 JULY 2014: It's no wonder that the common articles of faith among so-called "Tea Party," "9/12" and "Christian Patriot" types hold that a Natural and Mutually-Beneficial Interconnexion exists vis-a-vis their ideal of ekonomesie vryheid van ons styl and Our National and Sovereign Identity as a Peculiar Among the Nations Solely by His Grace and Favour--howbeit, if Reality ...

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7 cynical ways the Christian Right (and their "Tea Party" drookies) exploit "Christian Economic Freedom"

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, July 1, 2014,
"We carefully did the best selection. They are outstanding among others."
--Message on a Japanese soft-drink vending machine. (I'm sure you'll concur
when you see what's at the link.)

17h52 UTC; TUESDAY, 1 JULY 2014: Something the Maine Legislature may want to consider at this time, even if it requires a Special Session thereof for that end: Videlicet, considering impeachment proceedings against Governor Paul LePage in the wake of relevations that he was seen in Weird and Unwholesome Company (as...

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