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Browsing Archive: March, 2014

Talk about your martyrdoms made to order

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, March 31, 2014,
So we get what happened, a refurbished mobile phone?
Above to discover some great value at this point.

22h30 UTC; MONDAY, 31 MARCH 2014:  As if calls by certain obviously misguided "Christians" (or prefer to so call themselves) to gird their loins for the Clear and Present Prospect of Holy War Against a (perceived) "Imperial Presidency" Showing Nothing but Contempt for Bible-Believing Christians in Thy Dear and Lovely Land to the Point of Wholesale Persecution of the AmeriKKKan Christian People...

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Our entry for the Zinc Vulture of Brooklyn

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, March 30, 2014,

15h45 UTC; SUNDAY, 30 MARCH 2014: Your Correspondent was thinking at some length the other night about Brooklyn La Gomma del Ponte, Italy's own brand of chewing gum, a product of the confectionary firm Perfetti Van Melle (as in Mentos) and produced in the Milan suburb of Lainate since its debut in 1954; its name being chosen (as Perfetti Van Melle will tell you) because Brooklyn sounded "typically American" (what with American troops introducing Italians to American chocolates and chewing gum...

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Our entry for the Zinc Pixiefrog of Foz do Iguacu

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 29, 2014,

Consider crazy enough to find this photo link.

18h10 UTC; SATURDAY, 29 MARCH 2014:
Your Correspondent understands where a Ku Klux Klan chapter in Virginia is pushing the patsy about their being a Good Christian Organisation having no ill-will or hatred for National Minorities all this time.

Try explaining that to such who were descended from blacks and immigrants who were themselves victims of Ku Kluxer intimidation, terrorism and ultraviolence in the past, especially such characterised by thei...

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Our entry for the Zinc Manatee of Weeki Wachee Springs

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, March 28, 2014,
Hopefully, this does not apply to support the improvement of public interest
through online shopping. Please click above to start.

17h UTC; FRIDAY, 28 MARCH 2014:
Firstly, Your Correspondent apologises in a way for any serious delay in getting this posted unto Teh Innwewebz because he's doing laundry AND changing sheets on his bed at this time. Which is rather rare, let alone time-distracting (or is it?)

Meanwhile, something for "Tea Party" and suchlike prolefeeders to ponder, and seriously (esp...

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Our entry for the Zinc Spider Monkey of Manaus

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, March 27, 2014,

What is the point of this image?
Notification; calling attention to the RSS of this blog,
the same supply and subscribes to it.
Or, Subscribe to share social media pipeline.

17h50 UTC; THURSDAY, 27 MARCH 2014:
How quickly this month seems to have flashed by, is it not? As I put these thoughts onto Teh Innerwebz, rain is falling upon the Minnwissippi ... but it looks as if there will be quite the temperature rollercoaster as March prepares its segue into April, by way of a sloppy rain/snow mix exp...

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Our entry for the Zinc Carburetor of Breezewood

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, March 26, 2014,

Title again some of it related to at least post this photo eh?

17h30 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 26 MARCH 2014:
How many can relate to the following scenario (and be honest about it):

Meanwhile, here in the Minnwissippi region as is home base for this very blog, it looks as if (finally!) some semblance of serious springtime will be making her presence known after quite the cold and snowy winter s...

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Our entry for the Zinc Weasel of Wyomissing

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, March 25, 2014,

Some life again by short, too easy.
Along the journey to start just click this image.

17h UTC; TUESDAY, 25 MARCH 2014:
Something worth thinking about in challenging conservative Zealotry and True Belief of a most hard-wired sort, via the MINIONS account in Twitter (as in the Despicable Me films):
Meanwhile, for such as are adamant in insisting on an "Austerity Towards Prosperity" model...
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Our entry for the Zinc Sea Otter of Monterey Bay

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, March 24, 2014,
You can guess the roughness of this image of the same
same link online retailers?

17h UTC; MONDAY, 24 MARCH 2014:
One thing Your Correspodent would certainly love to hear about (as well as, perhaps, many of you fellow-readers) in this electoral cycle: Videlicet, some "Tea Party"-tending politico letting slip the fact that he actually has no prior knowledge or awareness of its real agenda and related articles of faith as actually seek to undermine Thy Dear and Lovely Land and recast same as a co...

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Our entry for the Zinc 800-lb. Gorilla in the Room

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, March 23, 2014,
Think about it, why make a clock model: how one phone?
(Wholesale price of for) of find the paintings.

17h15 UTC; SUNDAY, 23 MARCH 2014:
In terms of the resources conservative Zealots and True Believers want to use to push to especially children the trope that ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe is an essential tool and agent of AmeriKKKan National Unity and Identity--a "tip of the spear," so to speak--we'd all like to know what sort of Tools and Answers they will have in their "bag o...

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Because of that deep love VI

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 22, 2014,

17h25 UTC; SATURDAY, 22 MARCH 2014: When it comes to our Polynesian companion Sven, as washed up on an essentially remote and (hence) unknown archipelago on essentially the cusp of his flowering, you can imagine the first part of the above going through his mind in his educational sexual quests among the native women with whom sexual favours in classic Polynesian (hence, primitive) sexuality are extended.

And if it's anything to you, know that the local king, in extending Sven the courtesy of ...

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Our entry for the Zinc Goat of Milford

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, March 21, 2014,

Perhaps, have seen only the ultimate
urban legend website thumbnail images.

17h30 UTC; FRIDAY, 21 MARCH 2014:
What REAL Internal Revenue Service Agents Aren't Supposed to Do: As in make "cold calls" on your ameche when you least expect it, claim to be from the IRS (not otherwise identifying themselves by name or stylee) and claim further that you have back taxes that need to be owed all the more timely under pain of arrest, deportation or mortgage foreclosure proceedings.

With the added insisten...

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Save thy tears, AmeriKKKa, for more obvious martyrs

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, March 20, 2014,

17h25 UTC; THURSDAY, 20 MARCH 2014: As China's infamously notorious Empress Dowager Cixi was lying on her deathbed in the Palace of Cloudless Heaven in Beijing's Forbidden City in 1908, succumbing to the effects of a prolonged opium habit (and having just named the eight-year-old Puyi as Emperor of China), she was asked by one of her counsellors if she wanted special prayers said for her.

In reply, she reputedly said "No. I have sinned enough. Let me go in peace."

Only to expend her dying breat...

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Our entry for the Zinc Liger of Winnemucca

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, March 19, 2014,
So exercise the natural choice when it comes to cell phone
why is it? Found a shop just click this picture and really!

18h30 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 19 MARCH 2014:
In seeking to push the doctrine that only through the application of a pure form of ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe can Thy Dear and Lovely Land be Reclaimed from Itself, are certain specimens of conservative Zealotry and True Belief seeking to push the ideal as an article of faith as is actually closer to a bad hybrid of North...

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Our entry for the Zinc Bobcat of Thunder Bay

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, March 18, 2014,

This image is a study to enter the competition you can click!

17h45 UTC; TUESDAY, 18 MARCH 2014: Before I begin this post, reader, may I just use this opportunity to bring to your Notice and Attention a new innovation I've added in tracking this blog's traffic over the last week--as in adding a hit counter as tracks the traffic to this blog over the course of the day, with such resetting at midnight every day. Same grouped by country, as you will certainly notice.

This, no doubt, in the interes...

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Our entry for the Zinc Wildebeest of Bloemfontein

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, March 17, 2014,

Actually, in the same sense, read the details of this image.

18h UTC; MONDAY, 17 MARCH 2014: If the picture leading off this post today carries with it some class of unwitting double-entendre relative to what cultural conservatives want to use as the defining standard for Amerikaanse Volkskultuur--Your Correspondent seems to lean that way.

As in the prospect of certain ultra-conservative groups, sects and movements subtly subsidising, or otherwise playing the role of "angel" investors in, certa...

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Our entry for the Zinc Ring-Tailed Roarer of Podunk Center

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, March 16, 2014,
On the other hand some serious online shopping laptop
can try a bootable image for the United States
National Debt reduction.

17h UTC; SUNDAY, 16 MARCH 2014:
Before Your Correspondent begins this post today, he deems it best to call your Notice and Attention to the following Facebook post making the rounds of Teh Innerwebz today:

Make no mistake about it, good readers: Rev. Fred "God Hates Fags" Phelps is DESERVING of the Seventh Circle of Hell for his prolonged and exten...

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Our entry for the Zinc Penguin of Shiverpool

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 15, 2014,
Before readers understand the link to this image involved.

17h25 UTC; SATURDAY, 15 MARCH 2014: There seems to be this particular fetish among certain misguided scions of the Christian Right as insists that His Satanic Majesty IS out there, and poseth Clear and Present Danger Unto Thy Dear and Lovely Land Unless Good Christians Intervene to Defend Our Christian Heritage, Identity, Values and Folkways. Two especially laughable examples this week Your Correspondent is aware of in this regard are:...

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Our entry for the Zinc Surf Rat of Malibu

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, March 14, 2014,
Link to this image probably know meaning of
the colonies of British America.
(Lost, but take a look around?)

18h15 UTC; FRIDAY, 14 MARCH 2014: It's well-known for a fact that scammers have long been known to be the first to take advantage of the newest in investment concepts, the better to take advantage of the vulnerable and the less-sophisticated for quick profits (and, hopefully, attention and notoriety).

Case in point (though Your Correspondent is unaware of any actual exploitatives at the ...

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Our entry for the Zinc Lynx of Grand Marais

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, March 13, 2014,

Remind me: "Do you have PhonePowah?"
Click the image if you do not get to find out how.

21h15 UTC; THURSDAY, 13 MARCH 2014: First off, may I apologise for the undue tardiness of this blog actually getting onto Teh Innwewebz today; I've been busy with a few things earlier online and otherwise.

In any case, to start things off, Your Correspondent, himself a survivor of mental illness aggravated by psychoemotional abuse, cruelty and maltreatment, calls unto your Notice and Attention the following s...

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Our entry for the Zinc Badger of Mineral Point

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, March 12, 2014,
Select checkpoints to strengthen this particular image.
See for yourself.

17h30 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 12 MARCH 2014:
If there's one thing Congressman Paul Ryan (GOP/WI) seems to enjoy thinking about, it's insisting that the Lower Classes need to relearn a Healthy and Proper Respect for the Dignity of Labour (as if thinking that only through ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe can a nil unemployment rate be achieved "completely and finally", from everlasting to everlasting), especially where...

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Our entry for the Zinc Echinda of Hornsby

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, March 11, 2014,

For more information click the image resource transition plan
in this regard handy a little easier.

17h45 UTC; TUESDAY, 11 MARCH 2014:
Your Correspondent felt compelled to bring to mind the following from the Facebook page of Right Wing Watch, a People For the American Way vesch as monitors and calls out various Christian Right prolefeeders and the prolefeed they issue, vis-a-vis last weekend's CPAC and the remarks of Congresslady Michele Bachmann:

Which, in any event,...

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Our entry for the Zinc Wharf Rat of Rotterdam-Europoort

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, March 10, 2014,
Subscribe to discover what good scenario above.

17h30 UTC; MONDAY, 10 MARCH 2014: If there's one likely takeaway to come out of last weekend's CPAC 2014 satchem for the development of conservative prolefeed for the coming season, readers,it would have to be this: Videlicet, that conservative prolefeed of late has a tendency to be heavy on dogwhistle code designed to willfully and consciously (at least to the Great Within behind same) confuse and mislead the "REAL AmeriKKKan" in his Luscious Gl...

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Our entry for the Zinc Kiwi of Invercargill

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, March 9, 2014,

Around the common bond: (do not love it for a long time?
Some 20 miles South Festival every year this time one time
correspondent)in based.

16h30 UTC; SUNDAY, 9 MARCH 2014:
In case any of you North American readers weren't aware of the fact by now, Summer Time went into force and effect at 02h local time this morning. And will remain so (excepr in AZ, HI and SK in particular) until 02h local time Sunday, 2 November.

Which is enough to bring up the point of why Your Correspondent prefers dating ...

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Our entry for the Zinc Squirrel of Siloam Springs

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 8, 2014,
Why, either. What is "normal"? Dare to be different for once!

18h10 UTC; SATURDAY, 8 MARCH 2014:
Thoughts While Crushing Aluminum Cans for Recycling at The Motel I Do For last evening (and dedicated, know, to those among you of the persuasion as insists that
"AmeriKKKa Needs to be More Like China," especially with this being the CPAC weekend):

Has abybody considered where China's Public Security Bureau (as in the secret police) may be using certain of its Han Chinese agents as agents provocateu...

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Our entry for the Zinc Wallaby of Murray Bridge

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, March 7, 2014,

See the figure of the transpiration rate of
third-party information in this blog.

19h UTC; FRIDAY, 7 MARCH 2014:
In starting off today, readers, Your Correspondent wishes to apologise for not being online yesterday inasmuch as he was at the annual NAMI Minnesota Mental Health Day at the Capitol, essentially a rally sponsored by mental-health advocates pushing for mental-health-related causes in Minnesota and issues as are relative therefor vis-a-vis the Minnesota Legislature. Such being seen as...

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Our entry for the Zinc Ocelot of Fray Bentos

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, March 5, 2014,

Gives a good idea going on here by clicking the image.

20h45 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 5 MARCH 2014: In case you weren't aware of it by now (at least in the United States, Canada and northern Mexico), Daylight Savings Time for 2014 goes into force and effect at 02h local time on Sunday morning. (Except, however, in the American states of AZ and HI and the several American territories of PR, VI, AS, GU, CM, MP and FM and the Canadian province of SK.) Hence, make sure you set the timepieces ahead one hour...

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Our entry for the Zinc Mongoose of Yangon

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, March 4, 2014,
Long-winded, gets it open. (Or does it?)

19h45 UTC; TUESDAY, 4 MARCH 2014:
Perhaps it was best to begin toiday's missive into the rantings from a dyslexic blogger with the following interesting missive from whose title--"The RepubliKKKan [sic] Party's transparent agenda of class warfare"--summarises it best:
The Republican Party's economic agenda is obvious. In the era of democracy and republic, class warfare has never been more transparent. These are not policies cohering by mere ...

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Our entry for the Zinc Wombat of Duluth

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, March 3, 2014,

And stimulate the appetite for some ideas and inspiration point.

20h30 UTC; MONDAY, 3 MARCH 2014:
Make no mistake about it: Expect "Tea Party" Zealotry and True Belief, driven more than anything by their Luscious Glory of racist hubris excusing contempt for President Obama (as if insisting that Thy Dear and Lovely AmeriKKKa Is, Was and Will Always Be a White, Bible-Believing Christian Nation--so long as "nation" was seen in the tribalist context suggested by the racist acronym of ORION, as in ...

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Our entry for the Zinc Koala of Surfer's Paradise

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, March 2, 2014,
Click the rationale behind this image.

18h UTC; SUNDAY, 2 MARCH 2014:
For one, Your Correspondent just doesn't exactly see the interconnexion that the so-called "Alliance Defending Freedom" hath in implying that the defence of ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe and that of "religious liberty" (howbeit in Primitive Christian contexts) are mutually interconnected, and that both have a natural coexistance vis-a-vis AmeriKKKan National Character and Identity as a Peculiar Among the Nati...

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Our entry for the Zinc Wombat of Wolvisbaai

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, March 1, 2014,
On the other hand, links to related images make sense.
May be coming anyway end is worth looking for.

18h30 UTC; SATURDAY, 1 MARCH 2014:
Make no mistake about it, boys and girls:

The Greater "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement, as just marked its fifth anniversary (and in what may be a state of serious disarray), seems to be dominated by weird and unwholesome types for the most part in positions of trust, confidence and leadership (or what passes for them).

And its rank-and-file drookies being, for the ...

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