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Browsing Archive: November, 2014

The latest sting behind the so-called "REAL AmeriKKKa"

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, November 26, 2014,

18h55 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 26 NOVEMBER 2014: As if the image leading off today's post wasn't inspiring enough, one may want to consider whether the rural and small-town milieu of Thy Dear and Lovely Land revered and idealised by certain paleoconservative ideologues and prolefeeders could actually be under attack, wrack and ruin even, by these same specimens of Zealotry and True Belief in what they revere as "REAL AmeriKKKa".

One, sadly, dominated by the ranks of "poor whiteism" most depraved and mo...

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The racists are certainly drooling big time today

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, November 25, 2014,

18h31 UTC; TUESDAY, 25 NOVEMBER 2014: Make no mistake about it, reader: The racist, the nativist, the bigot, the White Christian Reconstructionist, the Ku Kluxer, all are doubtless rejoicing in the announcement last evening that the grand jury investigating the martyrdom of Michael Brown (of colour) last summer in the St. Louis suburb of Ferguson by local thirdborough Darren Wilson (white) has elected not to press charges against Wilson.

Which, to Your Correspondent, has to be enough to wonder...

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Won the title of this blog post right now

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, November 24, 2014,
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20h02 UTC; MONDAY, 24 NOVEMBER 2014: You may or may not have heard on the news where ham prices are a little more expensive heading into the Thanksgiving holiday this Thursday; credit such to where hog farmers, facing losses of stock from a porcine disease as especially afflicts piglets, have decided to fatten up mature stock, hoping such will avoid any serious losses to the bottom line ... and in its turn, translating into fatter stock when it arrives at the abattoir.

Which reminded Mein Inn...

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But hope to post anyway, the title of this blog

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, November 22, 2014,

Something for the Real American to ponder this Thanksgiving.

18h32 UTC; SATURDAY, 22 NOVEMBER 2014: How do we know, gentle reader, that such among the paleoconservative prolefeeders fearing insurrection and violence in response to President Obama's acts, deeds and exploits for the commonweal aren't themselves secretly plotting said insurrection, hoping such will entitle them to the Luscious Glory of Martyrdom as guarantees entry unto Heaven?

And what precludes the FBI from perhaps looking into ...

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This is in today's award blog post title

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, November 21, 2014,

20h55 UTC; FRIDAY, 21 NOVEMBER 2014: First off, Your Correspondent needs to Appy Polly Loggyise for the extreem tardiness of today's post, what with his having been to the clinic to discuss an upcoming colonoscopy on his part, and the preparations to be expected therefor ... followed, for the sake of convenience, by getting his EBT card replaced and luncheon uptown. Then a nap on returning to his flat before being in such a state as can allow him on Teh Innerwebz.

As if House Speaker Boehner's...

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Don't worry about the title of articles waiting for my car

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, November 20, 2014,

19h UTC; THURSDAY, 20 NOVEMBER 2014: You can now add TV Land to the list of broadcasters dumping Bill Cosby (in this case, reruns of The Cosby Show) in the wake of the emerging hysterics about Indecent Sexual Liberties on his part.

Meanwhile, such specimens of warped and distorted patriotism rooted in equally-warped delusions of "blood honour [and] race honour" awaiting President Obama's Address to the American People and Nation this evening (more than likely to be on public radio and televisi...

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This article is very title the smell certainly I

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, November 19, 2014,

20h18 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 19 NOVEMBER 2014: Is it just me, or has the current slew of Indecent Sexual Liberties complaint against comedian Bill Cosby (the which, know, have forced Netflix and now NBC to shelve fresh projects so involving) started crossing the line into mass hysterics certain to be exploited by the weird and unwholesome, especially those of the self-appointed Kulturkriegsmensch sort hoping to use such for warped racist ends (especially where the Branson "music shows" come into the...
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Here now the title of this blog post

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, November 18, 2014,
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19h04 UTC; TUESDAY, 18 NOVEMBER 2014: So much for Speaker of the House of Reprehensibles, by name and stylee of John Boehner, suggesting that "the AmeriKKKan People" are supportive of the Keystone XL tar-sands pipeline as would link the Canadian oil-bitumen fields with refineries on the Texas Gulf Coast as would refine same exclusively for export. Which, to moi, makes sense only if Speaker Boehner's concept of the AmeriKKKan People is that of the poor, undereducated/homeschooled and easily[-...
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Calling and still wonder about today's post

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, November 17, 2014,

18h59 UTC; MONDAY, 17 NOVEMBER 2014: For such among you who still insist that holiday shopping be grounded in practicality and utility (given that the season therefor will not be long in coming), I'd like to know if giving gift cards or gift vouchers for the hard-to-please would qualify for the sake of this argument. Not to mention considering giving learning-based toys and games to your local Toys for Tots appeal, which may be much better than a lot of the hackneyed-to-death toys out there.

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This article's title has been released

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, November 15, 2014,

18h40 UTC; SATURDAY, 15 NOVEMBER 2014: For such as are on the sidelines watching the Clear and Present Meltdown into Paranoid Desperation of The Oxycontin Boar "himself," threatening legal action left and right against anyone quoting his on-air remarks verbatim by contending such are "defamatory" and otherwise "not in proper context," as well as claiming such are part of a State-Sponsored Conspiracy to Silence Conservative Viewpoints and Opinions (absent credible evidence), a classic Example ...
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To create a competition for the title of this blog post a winning entry

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, November 14, 2014,

18h43 UTC; FRIDAY, 14 NOVEMBER 2014: In seeking to "reform" State Social Security, how knoweth we that the Zealots and True Believers thereof aren't really seeking to embrace ons styl ekonomesie vryheid-based concepts as are modelled on the binary, the Fibonacci, the forced-matrix, the pyramid even--all of them known to be Ponzi schemes that these same prolefeeders insist the current State model thereof operateth as?

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We are a remarkable post to clarify the title of this post

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, November 13, 2014,

19h29 UTC; THURSDAY, 13 NOVEMBER 2014: It'll be interesting to see just how far the so-called "Our Lady Queen of the Holy Rosary, Mediatrix of Peace, Mediatrix Between God and Man" (as in the discredited apparitions of Our Lady at Necedah, WI in the summer of 1950) will be invoked by the paleoconservative prolefeeder camp in defence of their presumed Natural and Mutual Interconnexion of ons styl ekonomesie vryheid and Our National and Sovereign Identity as a Divinely-Ordained Peculiar Among t...
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Follow the current title of this amazing

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, November 12, 2014,
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18h36 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 12 NOVEMBER 2014: For those of you needing some notion of the interrelationship vis-à-vis the lead image of this post to whence it links to--well, you know what to do.

In case you haven't heard it by now, paleoconservative prolefeeder Glenn Beck has acknowledged on his streaming-video worldcast Monday that he's been diagnosed with some class of a Loathsome Psychological Disease as is causing him to make over-the-top remarks structured to attract especially the vulnerabl...

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Lest We Forget (in the Name and Behalf of the State)

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, November 11, 2014,

19h30 UTC; TUESDAY, 11 NOVEMBER 2014: As today is Veterans' Day in the United States (and Remembrance Day in many other countries of the world, especially in the British Commonwealth states), Your Correspondent feels it best to call out the doublethink of certain paleoconservatives who, on the one hand, want Real America to rally round our veterans all the more out of True Patriot Love Thou Dost in Us Command ... yet, on the other, want veterans' benefits and assistance cut all the further, a...
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Chess in relation to Reddingsdaad

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, November 10, 2014,

18h34 UTC; MONDAY, 10 NOVEMBER 2014: Is it just me, or could it be possible for the emerging Major Winter Storm and Cold Spell to be one with Divine Wrath and Judgment Upon Thy Dear and Lovely Nation for the outcome of Indecision 2014, and the influence of voter-suppression tactics in the (howbeit incredulous) name and stylee of "electoral purity and integrity" which seeks a return to the Exclusive and Natural Restriction of Electoral Franchise to White, Male, Bible-Believing Christian, Freeh...
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This charming post title is a confirmation of the target

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, November 9, 2014,

19h57 UTC; SUNDAY, 9 NOVEMBER 2014: It's probably just me, but you have to wonder if AmeriKKKan paleoconservatism, in its Luscious Glory of seeking to Betray Thy Dear and Lovely Land to the New World Order (and blame Dark and Sinister Forces From Within, Having No Regard for Loyalty or Patriot Love of Motherland)--as well as their prolefeed enablers, hoping to avoid detection should subliminal means come into the equation--must be particularly interested in the "Fair Game" doctrine that the s...
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I come now this great article title

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, November 8, 2014,

18h47 UTC; SATURDAY, 8 NOVEMBER 2014: It's nearly a month now since my mother most dear and lovely passed away at 93 years of age ... and yet most of my umbarge of late tends to be over the Greater Hidden Agenda of the GOP-dominant 114th Congress, as conveneth in January. Especially should the agenda be one as turns out being an unconscious hybrid of Fascism and Jucheism ideologically as much as socioeconomically (howbeit with requisite modifications to conform to Prevailing AmeriKKKan Condit...
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This provocative article title can measure distance dude, your correspondent

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Friday, November 7, 2014,

20h45 UTC; FRIDAY, 7 NOVEMBER 2014: It's but three weeks now before the traditional start of holiday shopping, as in "Black Friday," replete with the inevitable crowds, bedlam and confusion at malls and downtowns from Mt. Katahdin to Mauna Loa (in some instances, starting on Thanksgiving Day proper; Kmart, in fact--never mind their Winona store having just recently closed "for strategic reasons"--is asking its employees to be ready for work at 4 am on Thanksgiving morning, holiday tradition b...
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I forgot what had been the title of this post

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Thursday, November 6, 2014,

22h10 UTC; THURSDAY, 6 NOVEMBER 2014: May I apologise at this time for the relative tardiness of this post today, reader, inasmuch as some confusion ensued in my apartment today when the local council installed new refrigerators and stoves in the projects where I reside. And some delay ensued when it emerged that a fellow tenant's faucet leaked rather awful, requiring considerable delay for repairs in that respect to be completed.

Meanwhile, Mein Innkeeper Friend is wondering whether such on t...

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You can't wait to get the snappiest title possible

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Wednesday, November 5, 2014,

16h45 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 5 NOVEMBER 2014: Exit poll after exit poll in yesterday's elections in our supposedly "morally superior" United States--elections that, in the minds of some, may be but The Final Countdown for Thy Dear and Lovely Nation Before Her Betrayal of Sovereignty Unto the New World Order--had it that voters, in explaining their choices for RepubliKKKan candidates running for office, thought AmeriKKKa was "heading in the wrong direction" under the continuing reign of President Oba...
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Waiting is still worth this blog post title

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Tuesday, November 4, 2014,

20h42 UTC; TUESDAY, 4 NOVEMBER 2014: Appy Polly Loggies, folksies, for the tardiness in getting this posted on this Election Day here in our supposedly "morally superior" United States; I was rather busy earlier getting things out of the way--including my voting, which I deem essential to National and Patriotic Duty for the sake of liberty (take that, ye prolefeeders who insist on using "electoral integrity" as code for excusing voter suppression tactics, and claim God excuseth it!).

One thing...

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We are still waiting final word as the official title of this article

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Monday, November 3, 2014,

The preceding is presented as a public service
in respect of Election Day tomorrow in the United States.

18h UTC; MONDAY, 3 NOVEMBER 2014: As well, you might want to keep handy that particular freecall number on your mobile to make reports of Voter Intimidation or Suppression, especially where Targeted National Minorities (including the poor, women, the disabled, veterans and racial minorities) come into the equation.

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We are still waiting to get the ideal title for subsequent

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Sunday, November 2, 2014,

18h03 UTC; SUNDAY, 2 NOVEMBER 2014: Hopefully, the logic explaining the link relative to the lead-off image will be made clear when you click on same for yourself. So go ahead and try it; you have nothing to lose.

If there's one conservative article of faith conservatives are afraid to acknowledge the true origins of, it would have to be that e...

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The title of this article is one article, still has the check

Posted by Iludium Phosdex on Saturday, November 1, 2014,

(Unless, of course, you reside in Arizona, Hawai'i,
Puerto Rico, American Samoa, Guam
or the U.S. Virgin Islands.)

18h03 UTC; SATURDAY, 1 NOVEMBER 2014: In any case, it's pretty much good to be back here in this accustomed place after taking a day off to accomodate my six-month physical checkup. And this morning, some blood and urine samples of the sort as require overnight fasting were taken at the local polyclinic's lab.

Which may or may not require some further rejiggering of my medication coc...

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