18h45 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 8 JANUARY 2014: So much for the GOP's uproar over The New York Times' derailment of their "official" account of the Unfortunate Events in Benghazi, let alone their expecting "REAL AmeriKKKa" to accept the GOP version (blaming al-Qaeda) blindly and without question: Within a fortnight of North Korea's announcing the execution by firing squad of Jang Song Thaek, the uncle of current North Korean "Supreem Commander" Kim Jong Un, for "depraved acts" regarded as anathema to the Juche Idea in its Luscious Glory, along came word of claims (which, as with anything coming out of North Korea, ought be treated cum grano salis) that Jang, as well as five other North Korean officials as had fallen out of grace and favour with "Supreem Commander," were put in a steel cage and fed to a pack of 200 vicious dogs as had been deliberately starved for three days previous.

The whole reputedly watched by "Supreem Commander" and other high-level North Korean officials with such smecking and drooling orgies of depravity not seen since the Luscious Glory of Imperial Rome.

Only now, the credibility of the "fed to the dogs" version has been challenged, and has been traced to a posting on the "harmonised" Weibo microblog service out of China. Which, if anything, is the North Korean equal of "Tea Party" prolefeed (mis)treatment of Benghazi, howbeit emerging.

And speaking of "being fed to the dogs," Your Correspondent recalls reading somewhere that producers of dog food commercials at one time were known to starve dogs for as much as two days prior to shooting same, thereby hoping that the "star" would chow down on the sponsor's product like a mad glutton (and thereby maximise potential consumer appeal) ... no doubt making my kind of dogfood commercial, so long as the background music was Khatchakurian's "Sabre Dance" (with the camera somehow speeded up to keep time with the rather intense tempo, let alone provoke laughs back in Peoria, Saskatoon and Wigan). And just as it so happens that the dog has to Answer Nature's Call (perhaps because the kibble being advertised must've contained some class of canine laxative), cut it short with a "One Moment Please" message, followed in its turn by one of the following:

What may be the unwitting demise of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's designs on the RepubliKKKan Presidential nomination in Indecision 2016 may be freshly-uncovered e-mails revealing his known and knowing involvement in what's becoming known as "Bridgegate" (as in his notorious designs on closing certain lanes on the George Washington Bridge--itself a vesch of the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey--directed at Fort Lee, NJ for what appears to be political reasons).

Governor Christie may want to do The Garden State--and, for that matter, the Nation--a service by essentially resigning in disgrace rather than face the indignity of impeachment proceedings by the New Jersey Legislature. Or is it that he'll resort to the "Hitler Diaries!!" canard (as in challenging their authenticity)?

No wonder the GOP wants to resort to coercive means to get long-term unemployed workers as just lost relief benefits into finding employment, knowing that there's unlikely to be jobs stateside as long as the GOP's holding high carnival with their warped and discredited articles of faith insisting that tax cuts upon the "Producer" classes will magically translate into spontaneous and wholehearted jobs creation as will sustain the Luscious Glory of Prosperity for All based on Christelike ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe as one with Our National Character and Identity as a Sovereign Peculiar Among the Nations by Divine Will and Endowment: They can't wait to try using a hybrid of "faith-based" Scientologist Pavlovian conditioning unto the Juche Idea of North Korea and its Core Doctrine that "Man is the Master of Everything, and decides Everything."

Or, in more stubbon cases, issuing "guidance" to consider "resettlement" in, say, Canada, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand or other "Christian" countries losing their antient and peculiar status in this respect. Especially where blackmail can be used as a last resort.

To our "AmeriKKKa Should Be More Like China" brethren comes some advice from such scions of Chinese state media as the Global Times, a xenophobically depraved tabloid from the same people responsible for the People's Daily, the official Communist Party gazetta, and its international variant, China Daily, directed to Japan: Videlicet, calling out Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe and members of his Cabinet for making regular visits at the Yasukuni Shrine near Beautiful Downtown Tokyo, consecrated along Shinto models to the memory of such who died in service to the Imperial Japanese Forces since the Meiji Era (including, as it turns out, no less than eighteen Class A War Criminals from World War II indicted by the Tokyo War Crimes Tribunal, Gen. Hideji Tojo being perhaps the most infamous such).

And knowingly visiting Yasukuni unaware of the fact that Japan has yet to apologise or otherwise show sincere and good-faith contrition to Beijing for Crimes Against the Chinese People and Nation during especially the Sino-Japanese War of 1937 (in particular the Rape of Nanjing and Imperial Japanese Army Unit 731's using Harbin's populace as guinea pigs for germ-warfare experiments), as well as forcing native Chinese women, among others from Japanese-occupied areas across East Asia, to prostitute in the infamous frontline "comfort stations" (read: mobile brothels) serving Japanese forces in World War II. Not to mention compensating China for the costs of such atrocities wrought in the name and majesty of the Showa Emperor, then regarded as a superdivine in human form that no mortal could directly gaze upon nor otherwise utter his sacred and profane name under pain of Divine Consequences.

"Another small house is finished in the next block"
(to Engrishfy the closing remarks on every episode of
Vic and Sade through the years)


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