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17h44 UTC; FRIDAY, 13 APRIL 2012: So much for the so-called "Democratic People's Republic of Korea," that template of the "people-centred socialism" known as Juche which Beautiful Downtown Pyongyang insists is the wave of the future for the working-classes, attempting to launch a "weather satellite" for to commemorate the 100-year birth anniversary Sunday of their so-called "Eternal Leader" Kim Il Sung (which intelligence insisted was really code for a long-range nuclear missile test)--only to fail 90 seconds into the launch, as monitored by South Korean and United States intelligence satellites and radar.

This just hours after the late "Great Leader" Kim Jong Il was elevated posthumously to "Eternal General Secretary" of the equally-so-called "Korean Workers' [read: Communist] Party" and current leader Kim Jong Un to "First Chairman of the National Defence Commission" by the so-called "Korean Workers' Congress."

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So much for our insistence that cheap beef is essential to AmeriKKKan National and Sovereign Identity consistent with the disciplines and doctrines of ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe "gebore ons die Volk, die Volk te doen" thereto interlocking (as in the ongoing public unease about the infamous compound of cheap beef trimmings and ammonium hydroxide known as "pink slime"):

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Talk about Unlikely Heroes: Newark, NJ Mayor Cory Booker, hospitalisation for smoke inhalation and 2nd-degree burns to his right hand notwithstanding, is being seen as such when he and two members of his security detail went to a burning house next door to his to rescue some neighbours thus entrapped the other night.

How much longer before His Honour gets to say "I'm going to Disney World!" in the TV adverts as a byproduct thereof?

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From the "AmeriKKKa Should Be More Like China" file of conservative absurdity on steroids and amphetamines: It seems another reason why Beijing is calling for increased and increasing consumer spending among its 1.55 billion people is in the interest of maintaining the Communist Party's power and dominance so as to achieve what official prolefeed calls a "harmonious society" (especially in the face of rumours that disgraced Nanjing party chief Bo Xilian may be attempting a "palace coup" ahead of the Supreem People's Congress session scheduled for this fall).

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The practice of local TV news bulletins over recent years of including their newsreaders' or reporters' e-mail addresses (and, in some cases, their Twitter handles) in the on-screen chyrons is enough to make sane people ask whether such is only opening the door to obsessive and overzealous fans perhaps sending all form of harrassing e-mails or Tweets to particular reporters from time to time (cf. the 1983 movie The Seduction) ... never mind where Your Correspondent understands where the programmes of Japanese musical revues (the best-known among them being the Takarazuka and the Shochiku) have included the postal addresses and telephone numbers of all the cast members.

By contrast, the programmes for the Tommy Bartlett Show out of Wisconsin Dells and those of Branson's so-called "music shows" limit such details to the names and hometowns of their cast members.

Meanwhile, Weeki Wachee Springs (which, before the Orlando Theme Parks, was THE reason many went down to Florida), in an effort to encourage schoolchildren to improve their handwriting skills (especially with cursive script) and better develop their imaginations (not to mention make fullest possible use of the letterposts), has developed the "Tail Mail" initiative, thus explained on their homepage:
The World Famous Weeki Wachee Mermaids want to hear from you! In an effort to promote education, the mermaids are answering letters from all students under the age of 17. This will encourage literacy, and is a great way for your child to practice their best penmanship. Have your child hand write a letter to their favorite mermaid (or Prince), asking anything about the environment they swim in or anything else mermaid related. Each child will receive an autographed picture of their favorite mermaid. The mermaids will read each letter and the videoed response will get posted on our Facebook fan page, Twitter page and YouTube channel, so don't forget to click the icons on our web site and become a fan today to see the latest images and news coming from the park. Feel free to have your child include any drawings they may want to include. Please do not choose more than one mermaid or Prince to write to.
Whether such will actually work, let alone be embraced by other amusement, theme or water fun parks in the interest of Social Responsibility and Good Corporate Citizenship without such unconsciously crossing the line into questionable marketing practices targeting children, is anybody's guess. (As a matter of fact, a provision in Quebec's Consumer Protection Act up Canada way specifically prohibits any and all advertising which targets children directly.)



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