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16h09 UTC; WEDNESDAY, 25 APRIL 2012: Your Correspondent hath it that the so-called "Tea Party" (pseudo)movement may have seriously turned bitter-tasting with the Real American People and Nation (unlike the simulation certain conservative prolefeeders package under the appellation, replete with appeals to an idealised "racial and spiritual awareness" endemic to those of very low socioeconomic standing as are themselves easy to manipulate psychologically and emotionally, with requisite appeals to a basic, easy-to-manipulate patriotism), if certain public-opinion surveys are to be trusted.

And need we remind all of you out there that the inspiration behind this (pseudo)movement, in its Luscious Glory of manufactured patriotism most simple and crude, was actually a protest against what nowadays would be called Unfair Trade Practices Under State Sanction (in the instance of the Boston Tea Party, the British East India Company's being entitled by Act of Parliament, after successfully pleading poverty thereto, to dump cheap Indian and China teas upon the North American Colonies without having to pay import duties as otherwise ran up to 135%) rather than "taxation without representation," as widely and popularly believed.

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Meanwhile, as Indecision 2012 draws all the closer, expect "Tea Party"-affiliated sects and causes to adopt marketing and/or fundraising techniques borrowing much from Nigerian scam letters in their Luscious Glory of scaremongering as hopes for exceptionally timely response risking the whole turning supporters off. Two examples as received by Your Correspondent in his e-mail of late will serve to illustrate just what to expect therefrom; first:
Dear Elect

I am happy to know you, but God knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this point in time so do not be afraid. i saw your e-mail contact at ministries of commerce and foreign trade departments. i am writing this mail to you with heavy sorrow in my heart, my name is Mrs Elizabeth muammar gaddafi.

And am contacting you because i don’t have any other option than to tell you as i was touched to open up to you, i am married to Mr Smith muammar gaddafi who worked with Libyan embassy in Malaysia for ten years before he died in the year 2005.we were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only five days.

Since his death i decided not to remarry again, when my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of us$ 8.5m(Eight Million Five hundred thousand dollars)in a Bank in Kuala Lumpur the capital city of Malaysia in Asia presently this money is still in Bank. He made this money available for exportation of gold from Malaysia mining.

Recently, my doctor told me that i would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem. Whoever that wants to serve god must serve him in spirit and truth because God is the most high; please always be prayerful all through your life.
The one that disturbs me most is my cancer sickness. Having known my condition i decided to hand you over this money and the gold to take care of the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way i am going to instruct herein. i want you to take 40 percent of the total money for your personal use while 60% of the money will go to charity" people in the street and helping the orphanage.

I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not good not even good at all because they are the one that responsible for the death of my late husband in other to have all my late husband properties and i don't want my husband's efforts to be used by those that conspired for his death. i grew up as an orphan and i don't have anybody as my family member, just to endeavour that the name of god is maintained... am doing this so that god will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much.

As soon as i receive your reply i shall give you the contact of the bank in Malaysia and i will send authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the money that is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as i stated herein.

Also i want you to go to the bank manager one on one to meet them for the claim because i don’t need any delay; if you are ready to claim the fund i need you to go and see with your eyes. Hoping to receive your reply.


Your Sincerely

Mrs Elizabeth muammar gaddafi.
As if that weren't good enough, consider the following as another likely template in this misadventure for keeping the "Tea Party" viable, or trying to:
Sir,

Its with a very desperate need for assistance that I have summed up courage to contact you. I am Aysah Mahjoob from Iraq and I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $15 Million US Dollars to your country for safe keeping and investment. This money is not from illegal source, no one is aware of the location of this money and there is no danger involved.

SOURCE OF MONEY:

When the allied forces invaded Iraq in 2003 to ouster President Sadam Hussein, my husband worked for the US Army as an interpreter and US Army patrol guide in Iraq. During one of the routine patrols conducted by the US Army, some money in various currencies was discovered in several steel boxes containing over $700 million in U.S. cash - all hidden in several small houses on a fancy estate in the palace area of Iraq's capital.

Read the news from British Broadcasting Corporation and Voice of America on the below wesites:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

http://www.voanews.com/burmese/news/a-27-a-2003-04-20-1-1-93485999.html

The sum of $15 Million US dollars in total was taken out from the discovery and it was agreed by all party present that the money be kept in custody of my husband for safe keeping since the US army officers involved where still in active service, and to conceal this kind of money during the Iraq war became a problem for us. With the help of a British contact working in Basra - Iraq whose office enjoys diplomatic immunity; my husband was able to get the package transferred out from Iraq into a vault abroad where the deposit was kept under my name as beneficiary.

Unfortunately, my husband and my children died when a suicide bomber attacked our home due to my husband involvement with the US Army in the Iraq war. I survived with serious injuries and I am still in pains in hiding. I have tried to locate the US Army officers involved with my husband but unfortunately all officers where killed during routine patrol in Baghdad when they where attacked by militia with a roadside bomb which hit their patrol vehicle.

As it stands currently, I am the sole beneficiary of this huge deposit $15 Million US dollars and this has prompted me to reach out for help because I want to relocate abroad. Now that the war in Iraq is over, I have contacted the agent officer to the vault abroad holding the deposit and I have being asked to come forward to take delivery of the said deposit.

Unfortunately, I do not have the finance required to travel abroad to file the necessary documentation to collect the $15 Million US Dollars from the vault. I need your partnership so I can introduce you as my Business partner & Representative to the Agent officer to the vault so you can travel down to meet with the Agent officer and finalize the release of the deposit then you will transfer the $15 Million US Dollars into a bank account under your name and thereafter, help me relocate to your country where I intend to settle and start a new life.

In addition, you will help me with Investment & Management of the $15 Million US Dollars since I do not have any idea about doing business in your country. You will be adequately compensated for your help.

Expecting your urgent reply.

Cordially,

Aysah Mahjoob
If anything, the more pathetically lurid and depraved they sound, the more likely the higher potential response rates "Tea Party" causes playing along can expect. (In theory.)

Especially when such can be expected to (again, in theory) launch a "people-centred" brand of socioeconomic recovery based, it turns out, on the Afrikaner Nationalist campaign of Reddingsdaad which (theoretically, yet again) sees Class Consciousness based on National Cohesion and Identity, not State charity, to be the best approach towards empowering the poor and unemployed through employment and on-the-job skills training, its agency therefor being the "Mission from God," Blues Brothers-stylee, based on the Reddingsdaadbond movement across South Africa (1939-1957) as sought to empower the Afrikaner minority culturally, nationally and (most importantly) socioeconomically, its guiding principle that of 'n Volk red homself (which was the Reddingsdaadbond's motto, know).

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Tell me this isn't a new low for Promoting Class Consciousness: Remarks by Fox News host Sean Hannity suggesting that the Lower Classes likely to be adversely affected by proposed food aid cuts need to learn to live on beans and rice ("Suffer as Jesus Suffered," in effect) brought to Your Correspondent's mind where Nazi Germany called upon its people, in the name of "national sacrifice," to forsake the traditional pot roast on the last Sunday of each month and instead serve for dinner "the sacrificial meal of the German Reich," Eintopf (literally, "one pot")--essentially a lowly meat-and-vegetable stew.

And as if that weren't enough, German families were expected to calculate the savings thereby realised from this "sacrificial meal," and donate same to the annual Winterhilfe appeal.

How much longer before Fox News starts pushing (and blatantly, mind you) the Eintopfsonntag  (literally, "One-Pot Sunday") as one with Class Consciousness Serving National Unity and Identity (all the while downplaying the Nazi regime connexion, which will inevitably come up within measurable distance)?



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