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17h20 UTC; TUESDAY, 7 FEBRUARY 2012: From North Korea's Joint New Year's Editorial for 2012, as published in English translation by the Bhangladeshi tabloid Weekly Blitz and found on its website: "Activities of mass-based art lifelike, easy to understand and based on the reality of a great upsurge should be conducted briskly, and the conditions for the youth and other people to lead an affluent cultured and emotional life be better provided."

Your Correspondent has to be one to wonder if conservative prolefeeders, as part of their "winning of hearts and minds" efforts for Indecision 2012 as target the so-called "REAL AmeriKKKans" beloved of Fox News Channel and conservative talkback radio, are seeking a prolefeed approach best described as "lifelike, easy to understand and based on the reality of a great upsurge," made all the more urgent by the likelihood of President Obama's reelection potentially requiring their recourse to racist and xenophobic paranoia in the relevant prolefeed ... as well as the fact, which these same prolefeeders fail to realise even for a moment, that it was their funding cuts to free public education all this time as made The Nation We Love Deeply and Dearly (or so they insist as an emo-driven meme) all the more ignorant and easier to exploit when it comes to patriotic feelings and emotions of the simplest and most basic sort.

Which, in its turn, has translated to serious socioeconomic harm and disadvantage made worse by their tax articles of faith encouraging the offshoring of once-proud American manufacturing and assembly jobs, and yet (in line with what amounts to their none-too-subtle use of, and recourse to, doublethink as a means to an end) calling for further tax cuts in the interest of "jobs creation" according to the principles and disciplines of ekonomesie vryheid met Amerikaanse eienskappe "gebore ons die Volk, die Volk te doen" as their supposed fountainhead (Ayn Rand stylee?) of socioeconomic thought towards sustaining prosperity from everlasting to everlasting, guided purely and solely by their dear lovely Invisible Hand of the Marketplace.

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No wonder doublethink of the crudest and simplest sort premeates conservative prolefeed, howbeit subtly and discreetly; the hope here, perhaps, being one of hoping to catch the "REAL AmeriKKKans" all the more unaware through trick, deception and confusion, all willful, conscious and deliberate (at least sub rosa). Come to think of it, it's one thing for conservative ideology to insist on calling for the public schools to give a greater emphasis on "manual and industrial training***to prepare our children for meaningful employment," yet simultaneously push for redirecting educational funding to "school choice" schemes giving undue and improper preference to such "academies" whose syllabus is built upon an idealised Christelik Nasionale Onderwys in the apartheid South African stylee, emphasising an idealised set of "Traditional Christian Moral and Familial Values" over the preferred core skills (as if insisting that a hard-wired, goodthinkful acceptance of said values will help greatly towards developing job/career skills).

Besides, how exactly would a Christelik Nasionale Onderwys-driven curriculum actually help in the development of useful job skills without causing psychological and emotional harm and distress which, come to think of it, could actually make the employment prospects of the afflicted all the more difficult, even with targeted assistance schemes such as Job Corps, School-to-Work, Vocational Rehabilitation and Partners With Industry? (Not to mention worsening the risk of alcoholism, drug dependency and addiction, sex mania, marital problems, gaming and even inability to hold down stable jobs to the point of triggering dependency upon State welfare; countless studies throughout the world confirm such to be the inevitable byproducts of children as grew up in abusive homes and situations.)

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Moving from the sublime to the ridiculous, so to speak, having conservative prolefeed targeting the masses be all the more "lifelike, easy to understand and based on the reality of a great upsurge" can risk making such all the more ineffective to the point of backfiring when such, in the interest of making it all the more "easy to understand", resorts to bumper-sticker platitudes rendered in an obnoxiously lilting falsetto singsong crossing into the juvenile. And so juvenile, in fact, some will be quick to suggest that The Red Guy is actually behind the conservative prolefeed campaigns of Indecision 2012.

Take, as one likely example, the meme of "You Never Had It So GOOOOD!" in trying to suggest that the "REAL AmeriKKKans" are somehow griping about "petty issues" when, in fact, they probably have serious problems galore, many of them socioeconomic and attributable to conservative ideological prolefeed all this time, they want addressed. While I'm unaware of this meme in particular being used as a conservative prolefeed theme at the moment, there's always that likelihood of its deployment to deflect the Clear and Present Danger of "Class Warfare" tending to disorder, chaos and violence among the Joe Sixpack types (as, e.g., GOP Presidential wannabe Rick Santorum's taking issue with a kid from a poor family needing rather expensive medications for his condition as would cost $1 million/annum when tablet PC's are selling for $900 each).

In fact, we should remember from History where the meme of "You Never Had It So GOOOOD!" went as a political meme: Britain's Conservatives under Harold Macmillan used that as their 1959 election slogan, only to be driven from power in disgrace four years later thanks to the John Profumo/Christine Keeler/Mandy Rice-Davies menage a trois and its byproducts involving slumlord practices ("Rachmanism", in reference therefor, entering the language as a result), Soviet military attaches and the gutter press' reportage of the whole.

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Socioeconomically, the whole delusion of an easily-understood-to-the-point-of-dumbed-down brand of conservative prolefeed can easily be taken to the same level which Afrikaner nationalist types down South Africa way in the late 1930's were pushing as a way to empower Afrikaners socioeconomically in the face of their perceived "exploitation and manipulation" by Anglo-Jewish-dominated elements "having no regard for the Afrikaner whatsoever," usually epitomised in Afrikaner propaganda by a gross caricature thereof known as "Hoggenheimer" in especially editorial cartoons in the Afrikaans-language press.

Especially of a sort which sees as the "last and only hope" for the socioeconomic empowerment of the so-called "REAL AmeriKKKan" an ideal expecting the poor to blindly, willingly and wholeheartedly embrace Class Consciousness (and appeals to the ideal thereof supposedly latent and yet untapped among the Great Unwashed Masses) as "the key which unlocks the magic doors to economic empowerment, independence and prosperity", preferably to be achieved by a call to a "mighty and spontaneous" action of mutual aid (Reddingsdaad) based on the doctrine that 'n Volk red homself ("a people rescues itself"), itself reinforced by the Guiding Principle of Jucheism in purest form ("Man is the Master of Everything, and decides Everything")--which, as it turns out, will be too dependent upon the Theoretical (as in "political instruction" based on "Tea Party"/Ayn Randist articles of faith and Primitive Christian fanaticism not unlike that of the camp-meeting stylee in parts of the Deep Deep South) rather than the Practical (as in establishing viable enterprises and initiatives serving the aim of socioeconomic empowerment, preferably to be financed through "self-liquidating loans" made from appeals towards giving every last penny of what limited savings the "REAL AmeriKKKan" actually hath into Reddingsdaadfonds which would theoretically be its banking-house).

Even worse when this conservative socioeconomic ideal tuens out to have been developed secretly under the agency and banner of an Ekonomesie Volkskongres ("People's Economic Congress") not unlike such as was conducted under auspices of the hyper-Masonic Afrikaner Broederbond and affiliated entities in Bloemfontein in 1939; only this time around, its Final Proceedings are being deliberately kept all the more secretive "for reasons you will understand," or so the official patsy would have it, especially considering where its platform and articles of faith were arrived at beforehand with utmost secrecy, the Volkskongres device being essentially a "mere formality" to "rubberstamp" final approval and agreement.

So much for acting in the name and behalf of the AmeriKKKan People and Nation when you want the agenda being kept all the more secretive....

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In any event, boys and girls, what we Real Americans (as opposed to the rather insincere simulation packaged by conservative prolefeed outlets) need to remain all the more vigilant and on the que vive for are excesses of conservative prolefeed, especially the sort involving astroturf prolefeed fronts representing "the Four Hundred" through trick or deception implying its serving the Great Organic Unity of the AmeriKKKan People and Nation by name and stylee thereof, seeking to be "lifelike, easy to understand and based on the reality of a great upsurge" by crossing the line into the pathetically insincere, jingoistic, nativist and downright borderline pornographic. Schizophrenic, even! as Snagglepuss liked to phrase it.

And using this vigilance for to create prolefeed counterattacks in the Aunt Sally vein, turning the message against the messengers by using their own words against them, "smothering them in their own confusion" for the Greater Good of the Nation as opposed to a manufactured idealism reeking of 1950's-vintage TV sitcoms which, as one social historian notes, were created in the (howbeit subtle) service to the Greater Battle Against Godless Communism.

Who's with moi on this advice? Or what otherwise interveneth?



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